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Teale + Scrunchie + Provoke

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Liz, my love 💗 Thank you for these lovely elements! Hope you like this little drabble I put together:

The potion bubbling within the cauldron had turned a pleasant teal colour, tendrils of smoke wafting visibly into the air alongside a faint fragrance of rose oil and ginger root. Lily pulled in a satisfied breath at the sight, taking a moment to sweep her gaze across the room and note that she was indeed the first person in class to have finished her brewing.

Thanks to the humidity clinging to the air, sweat had quickly dampened her skin, and as a frizzy lock of dark red hair tumbled over her eyes again, she clicked her tongue in annoyance, hands reaching back to tug at the scrunchie that was barely holding the strands together.

She felt the heavy weight of her hair unravel and settle between her shoulders, and allowed her fingers to slowly comb out the knots and tangles to the best of her ability, given the circumstances. But it was only when she bunched up her hair at the base to try and pull it back into a neat ponytail again that a pointed sort of throat clearing snatched her attention.

She twisted on her feet, hands holding hair, one eyebrow cocked, and found James Potter’s unwavering gaze stuck on her from one bench behind. His cheeks were flushed in the heat.

“Yes?” she prompted.

“Uh, nothing. Just—” he cleared his throat again, stupendously ignoring how Sirius Black was practically collapsing in hysteria next to him as he tried to keep his laughter soundless. “You should leave your hair open.”

Lily’s grip on the strands loosened out of sheer surprise.

“I’m sorry, what?”

“I don’t... It’s not, like, a command or anything. I only meant that—well, your hair’s dead pretty.” When her lips parted in shock, he blushed harder, hazel eyes widening. “Merlin, not like… bugger. It’s just, all the hair movement is very distracting, and I can't concentrate on my potion.”

“So…” Lily squinted her eyes, lips twitching. “You want me to leave it open so that I stop distracting you with my dead pretty hair?”

James made some type of unintelligible noise in response.

“Don’t provoke him, Evans,” Sirius chimed in, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye. “My lungs and his brain can’t take anymore.”

“Fuck off,” James muttered into his cauldron, the tips of his ears tinged pink.

But Lily simply smiled, something secretive and soft, and ran a hand through her hair to smooth it back over her shoulder. And as she walked over to the cupboard to grab a vial to pour her potion into, she made sure to brush past James’s desk deliberately.

“Only because I can’t have you getting distracted,” she hummed, mouth curving into a smirk as she spied his potion, tilted her head towards it. “It’s already three shades darker than it needs to be.”

James watched her for two silent seconds; assessing, barely breathing.

“Suppose there’s no saving it now,” he murmured eventually. “Might as well let myself get distracted.”

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Prompt inspiration ⚡️😘

“I always realized the charm/elegance of your left dimple”

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Liz!! Thank you for such a beautiful prompt. It's been a while since I've written one of these, and I tweaked the phrasing a bit. Hope you enjoy ❤❤

“Merlin, fuck, Prongs, can you at least try to hold yourself up?”

Lily frowned at the sound of that voice, eyes snapping up from the book she was reading as she craned her neck to look towards the portrait hole. The fire in the hearth had all but died out by now, only a few embers flickering at such an ungodly hour, but she didn’t need brightness to inform her exactly who had spoken, nor who he’d spoke to.

“What’re you talkin’ about?” Slurred another voice, and she rolled her eyes, fully placing down her book as she got up. “I’m perrrfectly—oh bloody—hello, Evans!”

Evans!” Sirius cried, brows climbing high as he looked over at her with more relief than she could’ve expected, given the circumstances. “Thank Merlin, it’s you! Here, take Prongs for a bit.”

She positively reeled at the request. “What? What do you mean by—I’m not about to help you lot when you’ve clearly been out getting drunk after curfew!” She planted both hands on her hips, eyes shifting to glare at James. “And especially you, Head Boy. What were you thinking?”

“Yes, yes, very good. Go ahead and chew him out to your heart’s content,” Sirius grunted, feet dragging as he moved closer, unceremoniously shoving James down onto the empty couch. With a quick tug, he had the invisibility cloak unslung from around his free arm. “Bloody idiot dropped the map somewhere on the way up, and now I have to go back looking for it.”

“You can’t—” She took a step forward. “Not now.”

“Have to,” James mumbled from his spot, eyes half-hooded. “Can’t let Filch take it—no, no, can’t.”

Sirius looked quite like he had a few choice words to offer him at that, but simply scoffed and unfurled the cloak. “Please, Evans. Just wait until I’m back. I won’t even mind if you let him tumble to the floor and crack his head open.”

It was evident that he was awaiting her confirmation, so Lily pursed her lips, considering her options. But she had none, and there was no pretending otherwise. “Oh, fine,” she huffed. “But be back soon, or I’m leaving him here to rot.”

She wouldn’t. And they both knew it.

“If Prongs doesn’t ask you out soon, I’ll push him into the Black Lake.” Sirius winked. And with that, he disappeared from view, the portrait hole silently closing behind him as he left Lily flushing up to her hairline in the wake of his words.

“Evans,” James suddenly called, pulling her attention to him. She looked down to find that he was staring at her, glassy-eyed and sad. “Are you mad at me?”

“A bit,” Lily admitted, dropping next to him on the sofa with a long-suffering sigh. “Not as much as I should be.”

“Thaz good. I couldn’t poss—possibly live with myself if you started hating me again.”

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Anonymous asked:

Re: the prompts

Sweet, pink & satisfaction for jily please ♥️😊

Hi, anon! Thanks for this adorable prompt. Hope you enjoy this!

She’s a goddamned idiot.

A pathetic, dessert-hogging, goddamned idiot.

Lily sighs, staring down at the single slice of treacle tart that remains on the paper napkin in her hand, surrounded by evidence of crumbs that betray the fact that she’s devoured the rest. Licking her lips, she redirects her gaze onto the lone figure zipping across the sky, around the Quidditch posts.

Even from the dark distance, the diligence of his movements, the fluidity of his flying, sends something pleasant humming inside her veins, in her stomach.

If only he weren’t hell-bent on torturing her.

She’d gone down to the Great Hall for dinner with Mary earlier in the evening, only to find out that James had decided to forgo a meal in exchange for a fly around the pitch. This didn’t phase her at first, given that it was a ritual he practised every week before a match, and the upcoming one—between Gryffindor and Slytherin—was certainly a big one.

But she’d just finished her plate and reached for the dessert when the idiocy kicked in. “We have treacle tart today?”

“Brilliant, isn’t it?” Sirius had grinned, dripping golden syrup as he bit into his slice.

Lily had looked around at the Marauders with a frown. “Well, yeah, but—it’s James’s favourite.”

“Oh.” Remus had set down his glass of pumpkin juice, face blank but eyes dancing with amusement. “Didn’t know you still hated him so much, Lily. You can still eat food that’s James’s favourite, y’know. We won’t tell him.”

“Shut up,” she’d groaned, ignoring the laughter that had tittered around. “I only mean that he’s been craving it for ages. And now that the house-elves have finally made them, it’d be a pity for him to miss out.”

“Aw, it’s sickening how much you care about Potter,” Mary had cooed from her left, earning a glare.

“I’m only saying.”

“Well, I’m sure Prongs would appreciate it very much if you took some out for him to the pitch, Evans,” Sirius had suggested, grin rampant on his face. “He might even give you a snog in exchange.”

Before she could’ve brought her flaming face under control, Peter had piped in. “But can’t we just get some from the kitchen later?”

No, Pete, we can’t,” Sirius had barked. “Because I’m gonna eat everything that’s here, and then there’ll be nothing left for Prongs.”

And then, as if to prove the truth behind the threat, he’d reached out and starting piling everything onto his plate. Immediate chaos had erupted around the table as multiple hands struggled to stop him, rushing to grab the dessert at a pace faster than the food was able to replenish.

Lily, amongst the shouts of madness, had managed to wrangle a few pieces for James, and hightailed it out of the hall. And even though it’d been evident that Sirius had staged the entire thing to get her to do just that, somehow, none of it’d mattered as she headed out to the Quidditch pitch, thrill lodged in her throat.

That had been over an hour ago.

Now, as she sits, waiting for James to finish his practice, or at least notice her—which he hasn’t done due to that laser-focus attention of his—she wonders if she’s not making a complete fool of herself. Over the last few weeks, she’s been entirely unsubtle in her flirting with him, and James, never one to take anything sitting down, has given back as well as he’s gotten.

And yet, they’ve remained at that stalemate; never really moving forward; never really doing anything.

As the days wear on, Lily’s quickly starting to think that James presents her with his charming banter because he’s just that—charming, no matter who the recipient of said charm may be.

But when she shows up with bloody treacle tart for him, when he’s not even made a move in literal years, that makes her look…well, pathetic.

A sigh drops, and she moves to pinch off another bite—

“Oi, stop right there!”

Lily jolts, both at the voice and at the shadow that falls over her, leaving crumbs to rain over her lap.

James is suddenly hovering in the air in front of the stands, hazel eyes narrowed on the food in her hands. He looks up. “Is that treacle tart?”

“No.”

“I don’t believe you,” he says, and then swiftly hops off from the broom, right next to her. “Give it here, then.”

Lily watches him, an eyebrow cocked. He’s sweating something atrocious, face pink from the wind, hair the wildest it can get. And yet, the bright hazel of his eyes, the barely suppressed smirk on his lips, and the satisfaction that plays openly on his face send her heart pounding.

“Fine,” she says, passes over the napkin with much drama. “But only because I’m very nice.”

“Oh, the nicest,” he agrees easily, eyelids fluttering shut on a moan with his first bite. Lily feels the sound in places sounds shouldn’t be felt in, especially not so pleasantly. “Seriously, Evans, you’re fucking perfect. Getting me treacle tart all the way out here? You must really love me.”

Firstly, I didn’t get that for you,” she lies, cheeks instantly warm, pulse mad. “And secondly—did you just inhale the whole thing? There was only one left. You should’ve savoured it.”

“If only someone hadn’t eaten the rest.”

“What?” she scoffs. “What’re you talking about?”

But James doesn’t reply, simply stares at her with a look that positively strips off her skin with its intensity. And then he’s stepping closer, a grin crawling over his face. “You really wanna know?”

“Um.”

He nods, as if she’s given an actual answer, and leans down, his mouth a slow drag at the corner of her lips. Lily freezes, eyes wide, completely unmoving, even when she feels him flick his tongue there, even when an unrestrained whimper escapes her at the warm wetness.

“Sweet,” he whispers, pulling back, voice strangely husky. Her lips have parted now, heart in her throat. And then she spots it: a strange nervousness in James’s glance despite the outward confidence of his words. “You had some leftover there. Thought I’d help out. Couldn’t let any go to waste, could I?”

Lily blinks, steps forward, and promptly grabs the front of his robes, dragging him back to her. “Better be thorough,” she gets out, before fitting her mouth against his.

Treacle tart has never tasted better.

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Break My Heart

Since Retribution is currently with my amazing beta, I thought I’d write a little something for @petalstosarah’s Tuesday Training Prompt: “Go ahead, break my heart, you can break it a thousand times if you so desire. It’s been yours to break since the day we met.”

“You know, I’m sick and tired of this, Potter!” 

He looked up at the irate tone, hands still caught on the papers he shuffled. “Evening to you too, Evans,” he said. Lily breezed past, all flying red hair and flushed cheeks, and dropped her bag onto an empty chair. “Should I even ask?”

She turned around, hands on her hips. “Well, I’m gonna tell you either way.” James pressed his lips together to hold back the amusement, and leaned on the table with his arms. Once she knew he was paying attention, she nodded. “So, I was walking down from the tower, right? And at least four—count it, four—students stopped to ask me whether I’m shacking up with James Potter, and is it true that he has eight packs under those school robes?” 

He didn’t even bother suppressing the laughter this time, heart pounding as he rounded the desk, crossed his arms. “And what did you tell them?”

Obviously that they shouldn’t believe in rumours quite so easily,” she huffed, face pink still.

“And?”

“And that they were wrong. You actually have a huge belly that could rival Professor Slughorn’s under there.” She tried to keep her face straight, but he still spotted the barely held twitch of her lips. “Sorry, Potter, I’ve officially turned you unattractive.”

Excitement bubbled, and he pushed off from the table, sauntered closer to her. Lily’s eyes flashed, thrill evident, the green turning something dark. 

Merlin, she drove him mad.

“Good,” James said, reaching out to twirl a strand of red hair between his fingers. Her breath caught somewhere in her clavicle when he pressed closer still. “I don’t much care about what they think. Just as long as you like the belly.”

She half-laughed, half-sighed; a sound he wanted to swallow. The urge to do so was overwhelming, and he was bowing forward, hand pressed into her hip. “James.” She stopped him, eyes on his mouth even as she shook her head. “The prefects will be arriving soon.”

A weight clamped around his chest; the disappointment as familiar as it was unwelcome. He pulled back dutifully, but a look at the longing on her face, mirroring his, had the words tumbling out. “What if I said that I didn’t care about that either?”

Lily started, gaze rising to meet his. “What?” she breathed.

“What if—” he paused, “what if we admitted that the rumours were true? What if I asked you out, for real? Now? No more sneaking around, or making excuses, or trying to…not be loud. I’m tired, Evans. Aren’t you?”

She blushed a little, as he knew she would, but then her lips parted with a blank expression that infuriated him. “I am,” she whispered, “of course, I am, but—”

When her voice halted there, James sighed, the weight on his chest heavier, and expelled a humourless laugh. “But. Hate that word. Go ahead, break my heart—you can break it a thousand times if you so desire.” He waved a hand, took a few steps back. “It’s been yours to break since the day we met.”

Lily frowned, teeth biting down on her lower lip. “Don’t be dramatic, that’s not what I—”

“‘Lo, Evans! Potter!” Cassidy Cooper, sixth-year Ravenclaw, entered the room, effectively putting an end to their conversation. Lily shot her a greeting, but her eyes remained trained on him, looking no less irritated even with an audience in sight. It only got worse when the rest of the prefects pooled in within the next few minutes, and soon, they had no choice but to start the meeting or risk degrading to their fifth-year public debacles.

“Okay, so the patrol schedule will be up on the board by next week, as usual,” James announced about fifteen minutes later. “And really not much else to discuss this week. Does anyone have anything to report?”

A wave of mumbled negations rung out across the room, and then the prefects were leaving.

“Prongs.” Remus stopped in the doorway. “You coming?”

“Actually, he’s not,” Lily replied, not unkindly. Her eyes were narrowed at James. “I have something to discuss with him.”

Remus looked between them curiously, but shrugged and left them alone.

“Okay, look, Evans,” James started when she walked to the door and closed it shut. He waited for her to turn around before continuing. “I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable, and it wasn’t an ultimatum, but I—I mean, you’ve always known what I’ve wanted, haven’t you? I love what we have, but I still—”

“Shut up, shut up,” she snapped, collar flushed, and he was so stunned by the vehemence of her tone that he could do barely more than blink before she crashed into him, lips instantly on his, angry and firm and devouring all thought. 

James staggered only slightly at the attack, but had his arm around her waist the next second, mouth opening to the familiar taste of her, one hand buried in hair smoother than silk. “Merlin,” he groaned against her lips. “Is this you being mad? I knew I loved you being mad.”

“You, tosser!” Lily shoved him away, chest heaving, but he didn’t let her get far. “Break your heart?! What the fuck was that? You’re so stupid. I don’t wanna do that—”

“But?”

She smacked his shoulder, glowering. “No buts! I don’t wanna do that, so I’m not gonna. You just sprung it on me out of nowhere. You gotta give a girl some time to…to…”

“To?” he asked, eyes flitting between both of hers.

“To say yes.”

James felt his heart swell, a grin so wide blooming on his face that he couldn’t even reign in its stupidity. “Say yes to what, Evans?”

She cocked a brow, rolled her eyes, but gave him what he wanted. “I’ll go out with you, Potter.”

“Well.” He leaned down, whispered the words against her neck, “Only fair that we get a secret-snog farewell.”

“Mm, only fair.”

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Hello, friends! This is my tribute to Shirtless James Potter May, which is now definitely a Thing™
Dedicated to all my lovely Jily Discord buddies! And special thanks to @mppmaraudergirl @the-dream-team @constancezin and @blitheringmcgonagall for making this happen.

YES!”

A screech tears from her throat, excited and giddy and decidedly drunk, as the small ping-pong ball lands neatly inside the cup of beer across the table. Her partner’s roar of triumph is followed by an enthusiastic slap of hi-five that has her reeling, the blazing heat of his palm rather delicious against her own.

Quite generously, he decides to bestow more of this warmth onto her person when he lifts her off her feet, mad and grinning, arms tight around her waist. His cheeks, ruddy from all the drinks he’s downed, accompanied by the dazzling brightness of hazel eyes, causes something to clench painfully inside her.

He’s just a mate. He’s just a mate.

“James!” she yells, half-laughing, fully breathless. “Put me down, you big buffoon.”

“We won! Again!” he grins, letting her feet touch the floor after another spin.

Before she can so much as inwardly lament on the loss of his comforting warmth, a pair of lips land on her cheek. Heart thundering, she forgets how to breathe, a reaction that is by no means justified given the sloppy, open-mouthed, intoxicated nature of the kiss.

A kiss that is not even a kiss because it leaves her lips feeling petulantly ignored.

“You…are fucking brilliant, Evans,” James slurs, entirely oblivious to what he’s just gone and done. She can only stare at him with poorly-hidden surprise, face blazing, warmer and warmer by the second.

“Er, thank you,” she sputters eventually, immensely grateful that everyone around them seems too drunk to pay their little interaction any mind.

“Another game!” James announces.

But she can’t; it’s impossible now.

“I think I’m done for the night,” she tells him, fingers brushing over his arm apologetically. “I’ve had too much to drink already.”

“WHAT?” he shrieks, betrayed, glasses sliding off nose. “You can’t ditch me now, Evans! We’re this close to being named The Hogwarts Beer Pong Champions.”

“Winning the Quidditch Championship wasn’t enough for you?” she laughs, hands rising above her head to point at the banners and streamers dangling from the common room ceiling.

“Oh yeah,” he blinks, grins blindingly. “I’d almost forgotten about that. Next year is going to be even more amazing. We’re going to win all the matches!”

“I have full faith.”

James smiles, triggering that annoyingly familiar tumble in her stomach. “You sure you don’t want to play?”

“I’m sure. Why don’t you ask Sirius? He’s probably withered away to ash without you by now.”

“Good call,” he says, instantly cupping his palms around his mouth. “Padfoot! Up for a round?”

“Fuck, yeah!”

She saunters over to the drinks table as Sirius walks by to take her place, casually ruffling her hair as he passes by. “What’s the damage, Evans?”

She makes a show of observing James. “Mm, five shots from blackout.”

“Excellent. Gotta bring that down to one.”

“All the best.”

Sirius adopts a ridiculously fierce expression as he joins James, facing off against two fifth-years. “Let’s take them down, Prongs!”

She chuckles quietly at the silliness, fingers pulling out a bottle of butterbeer despite her previous proclamations of having had enough alcohol for the night. With some sensible distance yawning open between her and the stupidly affectionate Quidditch captain, oxygen is easier to draw inside. She sighs, chilling the bottle with a quick wave of wand.

With sixth-year coming to an end, she feels the significance of everything the past year has brought to her life rather tremendously, but especially on the James Potter front. While being his friend has been an experience she wouldn’t trade for anything in the world—well, it’s also a lie, because there is one thing she would trade it for: being more than his friend.

But she worries, quite justifiably, that they’ve already crossed a phase too many in such a short span of time to tease at their dynamics any more. There’s a strange fluttering in her chest every time her eyes land on crazy hair and goofy grins that she knows certainly aren’t friendly reactions though.  

She’s distracted from her thoughts by a sudden wave of excited hoots that ring out through the room. Curiosity piquing, she twists around to spot the fuss, eyes immediately flying to the beer pong table because there’s no doubt that that’s where the eye of the storm lies.

At the sight, the bottle of butterbeer almost slips from her fingers.

James stands, eyes even more glazed than before, crooked grin splitting over his face, bursting with laughter as he chest bumps Sirius. And if she hadn’t already noticed it before (she most certainly had) the action draws her gaze to his very sweaty, very bare chest, no doubt the target of the still ringing catcalls. She watches, mouth completely dry as the muscles in his abdominals ripple with movement when he runs a hand through his hair. It’s almost as if her ogling registers on his radar, because half a second later, James is looking at her.

She immediately lifts the bottle to her lips, hiding the awe-struck expression behind tinted glass. Fuck, was he fit! She’d guessed as much, of course; it was impossible not to when she hugged the boy as often as she did, but knowing and seeing, it turned out, were vastly different things.

“Lily!” he slurs, tongue rolling over the name as he walks over. “We trounced them. Did you see?”

“I think Evans was rather occupied with seeing something else,” Sirius smirks, the look he throws her entirely too knowing.

She takes another swig, unable to reply, unable to breathe, unable to think with James standing so close. The heat rolls off of him in waves, as sweltering as the fireplace in the room. To make matters worse, he raises his hand, swipes a thumb over her cheek. “You’re so red.”

She mumbles something unintelligibly while Sirius snickers.

“Sorry?”

“I’m tired. I’m gonna go to bed.”

And before either of them can protest, she chugs the rest of the beer and all but bolts from the party, heart pounding mercilessly in her ears. She almost makes it to the third step of the girl’s staircase before a hand wraps around her wrist, the warmth of the touch telling her enough. “James,” she sighs, turning around.

“Are you mad at me?” His brows pull together, sweat dripping from his hairline, down the side of his face, over that strong neck to pool into the hollow of his collar bone. She swallows, wondering if it would look too weird if she reaches up and licks it away.

Probably.

“No,” she wheezes.

He steps closer, makes it worse. “Then why won’t you look at me?”

She looks at him then—of course, she does—and something like adoration bursts inside her. “I’m not mad at you, James. You’re just too distracting right now.”

“What?”

Some remnant of Gryffindor courage has her reaching forward, placing a palm over his chest. She feels it, right beneath her skin, when the beat of his heart alters rhythm. “You’re quite shirtless, if you haven’t noticed.”

A rush of breath tickles the top of her head.

“Lily,” James breathes, fingers drifting to her waist, and when she catches his eye again, the look in them has changed wholly. Any previous glaze is wiped clean, replaced by some brightness that wars with the expanding darkness of his irises. “Will you—”

“Wait!” she says, almost moaning when his fingers squeeze her hip. “Not like this. Not now. We’re drunk.”

“I—” he looks down, eyes on her mouth, and she thinks he’ll lean forward anyway, kiss her anyway, fuck it all. It isn’t until he sighs, deep and resigned, that she realizes she wouldn’t have minded. “Yeah, alright.”

“James.”

“Yeah?”

She smiles, slow and confident, because now she knows, and leans forward to brush her lips over his cheek. The hints of stubble feel delectably coarse against her mouth, and even more so when he groans somewhere at the back of his throat. She pulls back sluggishly, weak in the face of her own want. “Ask me later,” she whispers.

James watches dazedly as she takes a step back, then another. Eventually, he finds his smile. “I’ll hold you to that, Evans.”

“You’d better.”

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You have to leave. Right now. From the prompt list if you are in the mood 🌸

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Thank you so much, bby! Did a fifth-year Marauders + Jily drabble because those idiots have my whole heart. x

“Oh, bloody hell!”

“I’m gonna be sick!”

Peter! Not on my bed!”

“Sorry!” came the groaning reply, followed instantly by a loud retch. “Padfoot’s already in the bathroom.”

“I don’t care!” James cried, watching in abject horror as his beloved Puddlemere spread was sullied under Peter’s hurled breakfast. He quickly averted his gaze, feeling bile rise up the back of his own throat dangerously. Quite unfortunately, the rest of the dormitory wasn’t much better off in terms of being a good landing space for his eyesight.

“I told you!” Remus moaned, voice muffled under the cover of his hands as they sat firmly over his nose and mouth. “I told you this was a terrible idea!”

“You should’ve told us harder,” James grimaced, trying to find a clean spot to stand in. It proved to be an entirely futile effort, however, given that almost every visible inch of space—including his clothes and sneakers—was slathered generously in bright, gross, fumingly green Stinksap.

Three potted Mimbulus mimbletonias sat in the middle of the dormitory floor, angrily squirting more of the substance in vehement protest.

“What are they still going on for?” Peter croaked, eyes watery and red as he emerged from his bout of vomiting. James pinched his nostrils shut as tightly as possible between his thumb and forefinger. “We’re already drenched in this awful stench, what more do they want?!”

James thought it was a very good question, and one that the plants needed to deliberate upon solemnly and as soon as possible.

He cursed the moment that they (Sirius) had the idea of experimenting with Stinksap to invent some potion to prank the Slytherins. James had been abhorrently easily swayed despite his incompetence in anything to do with a cauldron and patience. He knew they really ought to pay more heed to Remus’s advice in the future.

They’d live longer.

“Merlin, I cannot breathe,” Remus wheezed and dove over the side of his bed, having the good sense to transfigure a stray shoe into a bucket that was only slightly disfigured, before he retched into it, too. “Ugh,” he spat, “it still stinks like old, sweaty socks.”

James was about to unhelpfully inform him that it was probably just the Stinksap—though he dreaded opening his mouth and breathing in the smell again—when the bathroom door opened behind him, revealing a flush-faced Sirius.

He took in the scene with a blank look.

“Nope,” he shook his head, retreated into the bathroom, and closed the door again.

Padfoot!”

“Not fair!”

As the fifth-year Gryffindor boys dormitory continued to ring with moans and groans of complaints, a rapid series of knocks sounded against their door.

“Remus?” called a familiar female voice from the other side, freezing the boys in their various states of distress. They exchanged comical looks of shocked silence. “Black? Potter? Pettigrew? Open the door!”

“Not happening, James,” Remus immediately hissed before James could even open his mouth. His eyes had narrowed into slits. “I told you this would be a disaster, and you and Sirius went ahead and did it anyway, and now I refuse to become the scapegoat. No chance.”

“Moony, please—” James almost sobbed. This was turning into his worst nightmare. “Come on, mate, not—not in front of her!”

“Exactly. Not in front of her. I want my dignity intact.”

James whirled around. “Peter—” But his pitiful plea was completely drowned out by the violent gagging Peter was enthusiastically engaging in.

James almost considered breaking down the bathroom door and forcing Sirius outside for his treacherous abandonment of the site of wreckage, but the knocking outside the dormitory grew more persistent, angrier.

“I swear to Merlin, you lot better open this door! I know you’re in there!”

Of course, she did, James thought morosely. If the noise hadn’t given them away, the stink certainly did.

Seeing no solution in sight, he trudged on towards the door himself, feeling confident that this was the most embarrassing moment of his fifteen years of life. Remus’s parting gaze was sympathetic, but not sympathetic enough, and only made him feel more miserable.

“Stand back, Evans,” he warned through the door, and waited for two seconds before quickly slipping outside onto the landing and shutting the door behind himself. Untainted air had never smelled sweeter before as he drew it into his lungs.

“Jesus, fuck, Potter, you stink!”

James winced, almost running his hand through his hair before realizing he was lavished in green goop. Lily Evans stood across from him, wisely as far away as her body would allow without having her topple down the stairs.

“Alright, Evans?” he tried, grinning. A drop of sap dripped from his hair and onto his glasses. Lily grimaced.

“Are you?” she asked, covering her nose. “What the bloody hell are you boys doing in there? Is that Bubotuber pus?”

“Stinksap,” he corrected.

She shook her head, bravely taking a step forward. “Move. I have to make sure you’re not damaging Hogwarts property.”

No!” James yelped, thinking of the dormitory and the vomit and the plants and the half-blasted cauldron. He blanched. “Absolutely not. You have to leave. Right now.”

Lily scowled, though she didn’t move forward again. James supposed it had more to do with the fact that he had attached himself to the doorway like a sticky bug and she didn’t look too keen on touching him then—or ever, actually—than her sudden willingness to listen to him.

“And what if I say no?” she formed the question slowly.

“Then you will see things you definitely don’t want to.”

Her eyebrows twitched, though whether it was in amusement or terror, James couldn’t tell. Eventually, she sighed. “Just tell me no one’s dead and that you’ll have all this mess cleaned up and I’ll leave. I think you’ll not find it too hard to believe that I’m having difficulty breathing right now. The smell is wafting all the way down to the common room.”

“No one is dead and we’ll have this mess cleaned up,” James parroted quickly. Then, because he couldn’t resist, “though if you wanted to stop by our dormitory some other time, Evans, you know you’re always welcome to.”

She rolled her green eyes and James’s heart lurched. She was so pretty. “You’re insufferable, Potter. I truly don’t know why Remus hangs out with you lot willingly.”

“It’s because we’re so charming.”

Lily tilted her head, and it seemed like she couldn’t quite control her smirk as she let her gaze fly all over his current state. “Right. I’m sure that’s it.”

James flushed. He’d almost forgotten that he resembled a troll boogie right then. Getting away from there felt like a brilliant idea suddenly. “Well, Evans, it’s been a pleasure, as always—”

“Wish I could say the same.”

“Goodbye!”

“Potter, wait!” she called, and James immediately shut the door behind him again lest she notice how Peter lay groaning on the floor now. Thankfully, Lily only scrunched her nose in irritation. “I hope you remember Professor Sprout telling us that a ninety-minute shower helps remove the stench.”

He didn’t, actually, and his stomach tumbled a bit pathetically. “Er, right. Cheers, Evans.”

She almost smiled, lips twitching, but turned away before it could evolve into the proper thing. “Insufferable,” he heard her whisper, not entirely bitter this time.

When James entered the dormitory again with a dumb smile on his face, Sirius groaned loudly, watching him from the bathroom doorway. “You’re almost as nauseating as the bloody Mimbulus.”

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“I made a bet. I lost. It’s as simple as that.” From the prompts 🥰

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Finally found some inspiration for this. Thank you for the prompt, I love you! x

He knows she’s coming before he sees her. This is, undoubtedly, in part, thanks to the magical map in his proud possession and perhaps, also in part due to his uncanny awareness about everything to do with her. She’s the axis he can’t help but rotate around.

Before tonight, he wouldn’t have dared admit to such a sappy, candy-sprinkled thought even inside the safety of his own mind. But before tonight, he’d convinced himself of a lot of other lies as well.

“Well, this is quite the surprise,” her tinkling, happy voice remarks. He looks up, sees red hair and green eyes and glowing pale skin. “How’s the star of the match missing out on his own party?”

“Not missing,” he informs her, taking the effort to pull his hand up and shake the bottle of Firewhiskey dangling from his fingers for her benefit. “Having my very own personal party right here.”

Pink lips coated in clear, shimmery gloss pull up into a smile. “D’you reckon there’s room for another?”

He shrugs. “Be my guest.”

She becomes it, moving closer to the alcove ledge he’s currently perched on. He watches her gazelle-like grace as she twirls, plants two palms on the slab and swiftly lifts herself up near his feet, nary a skirt pleat out of place. Her cheeks are tinged a merry rose, and the carefree brightness of her gaze tugs painfully on his heartstrings.

He looks down and traces the lip of the bottle with his forefinger.

“Why d’you look like someone killed your beloved pet?”

His glare is not nearly as annoyed as he wants it to be. “I don’t. I just didn’t like the crowd in there.”

The smile on her face drops for a second. “Oh. Well, if you want to be alone, I can leave, Potter. Honest.”

“No!” he rushes like an idiot. “I mean, I wasn’t talking about you. If I didn’t want you here, I wouldn’t’ve asked you to stay.”

She seems to accept the answer, a small smirk in place as she snatches the bottle from his relaxed fingers. The protest dies in his throat when he notices her staring at him over the rim, a playful glint in already dangerous eyes.

“You’re too drunk for a Head Girl.”

“And you’re too sulky for a Head Boy,” she throws back at a speed that has him wondering whether she’d had the comeback ready before his actual quip. Lily Evans, always two steps ahead. The tip of her trainer nudges his. “You’ve got awfully long legs. My arse is almost hanging off the edge here.”

He doesn’t think it wise to retort to that and simply scoots over. “Can I have my drink back, please?”

“No,” she says, and then takes a deep swig from the bottle as if to prove her point. He tries not to stare at the way her lips purse around the opening, soft and firm at the same time, and fails stupendously. When she pulls the bottle away, her cheeks glow even redder. “So, are you going to tell me about it? The reason behind such brooding?”

He considers her for a second, and then shrugs. “There’s nothing to tell; I made a bet. I lost. It’s as simple as that.”

“Ah,” she nods, head leaning back against the wall, tongue darting out just the barest amount to lick some residue from the corner of her mouth. He’s almost positive she’s taunting him. “Always knew you were a sore loser.”

Despite himself, amusement bubbles inside. “And you aren’t?”

“I’m certainly worse,” she laughs, and he knows the sound is only so loud because she’s drunk, but the strange pride in his chest seems delusional. “But lucky for us, I’m generally not in the habit of losing.”

“Hmm,” he tilts his head, snatching the bottle back from her loose fingers—“hey!”—and leaning back to mirror her pose. Even in her current state of inebriation, James knows she looks cooler than him. Because she is. “Remind me to never make bets with you then.”

“Well, that would hardly make sense now, would it? How can I win if you don’t lose?”

He wonders the same thing, and often. Between the two of them, she almost always wins, and yet, it feels like the only person he loses against is himself.

“I’m sure you’ll figure something out.”

She lets his non-answer go with just an amused smile, and he’s certain the Firewhiskey is to thank for it. “Who did you bet against?”

“Myself,” he gives her the truth.

She finds this funny, laughing even louder. “Typical of you to sulk over a bet with yourself, Potter. Did you not score enough goals to beat your personal best today?”

“That’s exactly it.”

“You’re mental; you won us, what? Eighty points single-handedly?”

He passes her the bottle again, leaning forward just to have an excuse to see her better. “That’s quite the precise number, Evans. Been keeping an eye on me, have you?”

“That’s exactly it,” she echoes, grinning winningly, “both my eyes.”

His heart has gone absolutely mad. Her gaze on him persists through her next swig, and he waits for her to lower the bottle again. “Let’s go back. It’s very late.”

“Why?” she leans forward too, too close. “Are you scared?”

“Terrified,” he confesses, eyes betraying him by straying to her lips. The way the corners pull up, he knows she knows. “But also, we need to clean up the common room before McGonagall can raise hell come morning.”

“What a day,” she sighs, swinging her legs down and jumping off the ledge with just as much poise as she’d begun with. His head spins at her sudden absence. “James Potter, making me feel like the irresponsible one! I’m most ashamed.”

He watches her brush off invisible dust from her skirt, empty bottle hanging from between her fingers, and smiles. It’s not the worst thing, he supposes, to lose a bet with yourself about getting over Lily Evans. Especially not when she looks over her shoulder at him with that smirk.

“Are you just gonna sit there and stare, Potter?”

He grins, jumps off, and steps towards her. “With both my eyes.”

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“I was happier with you.” 🥺🥺

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I know it’s taken me ages to get to this, but here’s the drabble you requested, lovely!

“Evans!”

“—so just let me know if you need more help with the Cave Inimicum charm, alright?” Lily smiled at the fifth year Ravenclaw kindly, ignoring the prat yelling her name. “And send me an owl if you have any questions.”

“Sure. Thanks, Lily.”

Evans, wait!”

“I think the Head Boy’s calling you,” said the Ravenclaw, her eyes flitting to look behind her with a strange smile.

“Off you go, Genevieve. You’ll be late for class.”

“Er, right. Thanks again.”

“Oh, for Merlin’s sake, Lily!” huffed the tall, 17-year-old git as he caught up to her, frowning sulkily, “I’ve been calling your name for ages! Trying to make me look absolutely insane, are you?”

“You don’t need my help with that.”

Lily.”

“What is it, James?” she rolled her eyes, trying to look very much like the patient Head Girl she wasn’t at the moment. She turned to him with an exasperated expression, masking the way his bright hazel eyes were making butterflies erupt inside her stomach. “Did you want something?”

“I did actually. Some answers would be nice.”

“Answers?”

“You’re ignoring me.”

“That’s not a question.”

“You’re not even going to deny it?”

“What would be the point?” Lily asked, making her way towards the entrance hall. “You’d just say I was lying.”

James easily fell into step beside her, eyes wide and incredulous behind his glasses. “Well then? Why are you?”

“No reason.”

“Oh, because that’s a completely valid answer. Thank you for clearing it all right up. I’ll finally sleep in peace tonight.”

“That’s all I could’ve hoped for.”

“Lily,” he gritted his teeth, and she could hear the annoyance that was now evident in his tone. Good, she wanted to say. She was annoyed as well. “Stop trying to evade the question. What’s going on with you?”

“I’m fine, James. I’ve just been stressed.”

“Because of me?”

“No,” she sighed, but reconsidered, “I don’t know. Maybe.”

“You’re doing it again.”

“I’m just—you’re confusing me, James.”

am confusing you? I’m sorry, are we both having the same conversation?”

“Well, not right now! I meant before,” she snapped, throwing open the tall double doors as she stepped outside into the courtyard, the crisp, cool air whipping through her hair. James was right at her heels.

“Three years ago, then? I tend to forget the details with my wise years catching up to me.”

She wouldn’t smile no matter how much her lips wanted to turn up at the corners. He was a bloody charmer, but Lily had honed her resistance to him for over six years, even if she increasingly found it difficult to remember how.

“Shut up.”

“Is this about breakfast last week?”

She didn’t even remember breakfast last week. “What?”

“Because let me tell you, I tried to convince Sirius, but he was certain Regulus was being brainwashed by Mulciber. And he promised he’d only throw a harmless hex—”

“Oh, I don’t care about Mulciber, James! I’m sure he deserves all the hexes he gets anyway.”

“Ah,” He blinked, nodding as they came to a standstill against the large fountain, “nevermind then. What’s it about?”

Lily groaned loudly, and let him bear the full brunt of her glare. “If you really must know, it’s because of what happened in Potions class.”

“Potions?” He asked, a tiny little crease appearing between his dark brows, “that doesn’t ring a bell.”

“Good for you,” she said, trying to walk away.

“No, wait wait wait—just, give me a second, would you?” His fingers lightly brushed her palm, pulling back immediately as if shocked by the contact. Lily felt electricity zoom up her arm as well, so she couldn’t really blame him. “Fuck, I really can’t remember. You can curse me into oblivion, but at least let me know what I’ve done!”

He was throwing such a pitiful glance her way that Lily felt her resolve crumble like a cookie. Oh, she was turning into such a pathetic mess.

“You switched partners.”

“I—um,” James shut his gaping mouth, two pink spots appearing over his cheeks. “No?”

“Are you asking me or are you telling me?”

“Telling you?”

“Oh, for Merlin’s sake, James,” Lily rolled her eyes again, feeling her own mortification catch up to her. “I know you did it, don’t bother denying now. You could’ve told me you didn’t want to work with me anymore. I didn’t think I repulsed you that much.”

“Hang on, what the fuck are you saying?” He looked flabbergasted, sputtering nonsensically for a few seconds before he found his voice again, “repulsed by you? Me? Repulsed?! I—you—no, Lily! Just—no.”

Her eyebrows disappeared into her hairline, and she bit her lip, holding in the smile that wanted to take over her whole face. “Then why did I see you scribbling a note to Sirius begging him to switch seats with you when Slughorn gave us our new assignment?”

“You saw that?! Were you reading over my shoulder?”

“Really?” she deadpanned, “that’s your main concern?”

“Well, I—I didn’t want to make a fool out of myself, okay?” He threw his hands into the air, and Lily found it interesting to notice that his cheeks had gotten even redder, “you make me say and behave like a bloody idiot. We were using Snargaluffs that day and I knew—I knew I’d get distracted next to you. Didn’t really fancy having thorns sticking out of my fingers, or yours.”

Lily didn’t know what to say, so she just stared. James grew more restless by the second, words pouring out of his mouth in panic.

“I didn’t want you to hate me when I inevitably fucked up, so I asked Sirius to switch. He’s better at Potions than I am anyway—don’t tell him I said that, he’s a stupid wanker—so I thought he was the next best option since Remus was already partnered with Peter. Oh, Merlin, I hope he didn’t say anything weird to you, I specifically told him not to—”

“James, stop,” Lily said, a laugh finally bursting out of her as she dropped her hand onto his arm, “Sirius didn’t say anything weird.”

“No?”

“No!” She laughed again, before her eyes softened and she tilted her head to stare at him with a small smile, “it’s just that, well, I was happier with you.”

She heard the deep intake of his breath and waited for the entire three seconds that it took for him to reply.

“Even though Padfoot’s better at Potions?”

“Even then,” she grinned, stepping closer. “So, would you terribly mind returning back to your seat next lesson?”

His fingers were lightly resting on her waist now. “On one condition.”

Her eyes flicked to his lips, “what’s that, Potter?”

“That you don’t murder me in my sleep when I earn us a Troll.”

Lily didn’t know whether to smack her skull open against the stone, snog him senseless or laugh at his ridiculousness, so she found a middle ground and dropped her head on his chest with a light snigger, comforting herself with his pleasant warmth.

“You’ve got yourself a deal.”

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7 or 26 for the prompt asks? ❤️

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Thank you so much for the ask, Mia! I’m going for 26 in fluff (”you’re really warm”) because we all know I’m a slut for mutual pining!Jily.

“Lily, where are you going?” Marlene yelled when I broke away from the group, her arm slung across Mary’s shoulder, “Come on, there’s sure to be a party soon.”

“I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet for a while, thanks!” I shouted back, making my way towards the Great Lake, “The team’s going to take some time to return to the common room anyway.”

“Alright, see you!”

“Don’t be late, Evans!” Mary yelled with a small wave, the pair of them disappearing with the crowd as they made their way back to the castle.

I took off my sneakers and socks, settling down on the lakeside and unwrapping the scarlet and gold scarf from around my neck. Letting my toes curl around the damp grass, I closed my eyes and leaned back on my hands. The sun had almost set over the horizon, the last few minutes of its warm rays washing over my skin in the most pleasant of ways.

It’d been a rather long afternoon, the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw having run for over four hours. The seekers on both sides had constantly been in a touch-and-go state and several feints were attempted to fool the opponent team. By the end, even the spectators on the stands had grown tired of shouting and the adrenaline had all but dried up. When the whistle finally sounded, signaling that Gryffindor had managed to catch the snitch, ending the match with a lead of hundred and eighty points, the stands had erupted into one of the loudest cheers I had ever experienced during my entire time at Hogwarts.

Not that I was anyone to judge, being one of those madly screaming spectators myself. My eyes had been trained onto a very specific player for most of the game, whose grin had been visible even from a great distance, erupting pathetic little butterflies in the pit of my stomach.

He was also incidentally the captain of the bloody team and my best-mate, which meant I’d been able to conjure up a banner with his name on it without drawing any suspicion to my glaring crush on the blighter.

Not that I cared. I just wished he’d catch on to the hints I kept dropping already. It was getting rather ridiculous.

Just the other day, I’d all but gone and sat on his lap, and even Sirius—whose lack of subtlety was notorious throughout the school—had shaken his head pityingly at me when all I’d received for my attempts was a pleasant smile and a simple ‘hullo, Evans.’

Well, he could shove his hullo—

“Why didn’t you come congratulate me?”

A smile spread across my face at the voice, knowing he’d come looking for me using that brilliant map of his. Not that he could’ve missed my noticeable hair blazing in the orange light on his way up to the castle, but I allowed myself the happiness of thinking it was the former since he was alone.

“You were rather busy with your admirers.”

“Are you jealous, Evans?” He asked, dropping down onto the grass beside me. My eyes moved to look at him, a cheeky smile pulling back to reveal his straight, white teeth, the happiness all but spilling from his eyes, and the light shining on his damp, dark hair, meaning he’d taken a shower already. I was glad for that—I could smell the clean soap and Jamesness off of him from this close. “You know you don’t need to be.”

“Yes, Potter,” I rolled my eyes, bumping his shoulder with mine and not entirely able to keep the grin from my face either, “Thank you so much for that assurance.”

“I thought you’d come,” He said, his voice slightly softer as he looked at me with a strange expression.

“Were you looking for me?”

“Well, you know, yeah,” He said, and my heart swelled like a balloon, “everyone else was there, even the lads.”

I rolled my eyes again, wishing he’d move beyond thinking of me as one of ‘the lads’, even though I did adore the group of idiots with all my heart. Pulling out some more of my Gryffindor courage, I decided to go for another reckless try. “That’s precisely why I wasn’t there, James. I wanted you all to myself.”

My eyes didn’t miss the red spots that appeared on his cheeks at my words and hope bloomed in my chest, but the git just laughed, trying to cover up his flustered state, “You know you can pull me away anytime you want, Lily.”

I almost groaned out loud, but reined it in just enough that it came out as a heavy exhale, and dropped my head onto his shoulder. Almost immediately, his arm came around to wrap around me and pull me closer to his side.

"I know I don't need to tell you this, but you were brilliant. As always."

"No harm in hearing you say it."

I closed my eyes and smiled, letting silence settle over us as the sun finally disappeared over the horizon. We sat there like that for a while, and I didn’t know what he was thinking, but it didn’t matter—it felt nice, just having him hold me like that. Like it didn’t matter that he couldn’t speak the words I so longed to hear, for his touch told me enough.

“You’re really warm,” His voice was a husky sound that pulled at my heartstrings. “How long have you been sitting here?”

“I was waiting for you.”

“Hmm,” I could hear the pleased note in just that little hum, “Well, I’m here now.”

“I can see that, James,” I laughed, “Do you want to go inside?”

“To the party, you mean?”

“Yes. And to great food and Firewhiskey, as I’m sure the boys have already arranged from Hogsmeade.”

He was quiet for a while, and I wondered if he was going to reply at all, but then his lips settled gently on the crown of my head. “In some time, maybe.”

“Good.”

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HodgePodge

So I decided it’d be a good idea to have a place where I could collate all my Jily drabbles for easy access, rather than letting them get lost in the depths of my tumblr archive. And here it is! 

A collection of unrelated Jily drabbles that were too short and silly to post as stand-alone stories.

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