“I am noticing some serious funk on this pinot,” Remus said, swirling the wine in his glass, smelling it pretentiously before taking a large gulp.
“Yes, yes, but not in a bad way!” Lily concluded in a phony accent, that could’ve been an impression of Sirius on his best behavior or one of his stuck up relatives.
“No, it’s spectucular. Grape notes flashing across your nose. And I’m tasting even more subtle ones of…is that…do you taste the leather? Like you’re biting down on a leather handbag.” Remus finished, throwing back the rest of his wine. Lily nodded in agreement, finishing her glass and putting it in the collection of empty ones.
“But lets not forget about this Syrah imported from the states. Just so velvety and rich…really sparks a memory, you know?” she said, picking up a new glass, Remus laughing beside her. The two of them had long stopped trying to hold in the noise they were making, Sirius and James watching in amusement and the two of them proceeded to get drunk at a wine tasting.
“I’m also tasting like..” Remus smacked his lips quickly, “a little bit of shame? Like oh did I do something wrong? Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t?”
“You’re getting that from the wine?” commented Sirius, raising an eyebrow, his own glass of red in front of him.
Remus put his hand on Sirius’ face, kissing him quickly, “Absolutely.“
“Every wine has a story, Sirius. Don’t you know anything?” asked Lily, picking up another glass, “Now this one! This Burgundy–”
“I think that’s just the color, love” James offered but Lily put a finger up to his lips.
“Shhh, listen to the story.”
Remus took a sip out of Lily’s glass, “For me it’s like…an angry quidditch team. Just really hot and coming off the field upset and ready to just unleash tension and–”
“Well now youre just making it dirty,” Sirius reached forward taking the glass from Remus’ hand and taking a sip, “I taste cherry, you know, how its supposed to taste. Not anal with an angry quidditch–”
“Now whose making it dirty? I was referring to a lost game!” Remus countered taking his wine back.
“It’s okay, not everyone can have our refined palettes. You’ll get there, Sirius.” Lily said her hand resting on James’ knee, “Now this last one, the Cabernet–”
“Oh! The cabernet!” Remus flourished dramatically, he and Lily continuing to sample and make lavish and ridiculous descriptions.
James nudged Sirius, leaning over slightly, “You think this is what it was like when they dragged us to that art museum?”
Sirius grinned, “Yes except we weren’t drunk.”
“I dunno if that makes it worse or better.” James said, “But like….were in agreement were not doing this again?”
“Come tomorrow morning they won’t want to do it again.” Sirius responded, watching as Remus finished another glass of wine, looking at him from across the table with intention. Sirius sighed–the look wasn’t what it usually was when they were out that prompted a trip to the lav. He raised his arm, signaling for the waiter as they walked by, Lily and Remus erupting with boisterous cheers, and neither James nor Sirius could even pretend to be annoyed or embarrassed when their favorite people were happy.
(in which remus and lily know nothing about wine but love making fun of people and sirius and james have more money than they know what to do with.)