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Blithering Mc Gonagall

@blitheringmcgonagall

Until the Very End
She/her
Jily/Wolfstar/Marauders addict
Jily fanart by the great @0kat0
Lily Icon by wonderful @constancezin
18+ ONLY PLEASE
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gonna reread my fav fic 💪💪 (we can be heroes by @blitheringmcgonagall /youblitheringidiot on ao3)

@enbysiriusblack single-handedly making my day. 🙏💙☺️

We Can Be Heroes picColage I Made a while ago with my fancasts for the marauders 🥰🥰🥰!

(From top left: Dorcas, Marlene, Mary, Severus, Dumbledore, Lily, James, Peter, McGonagall, Remus, Sirius, Regulus, Mia Potter, Monty Potter, Voldemort, Bellatrix)

(PS I’m thinking of doing a podfic of it although it would mostly be for myself tbh as not sure anyone would be interested but I would like to have it, even if the Irish accent would be something else 😂😂😂😂!)

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An Adventure with Professor Prongs

a while ago I had gotten a few asks/comments about why James had become a professor. I gave a brief explanation, because I didn’t feel it was relevant to my fic Potter Exposed, and didn’t really plan to write much about it. Anyway, fast forward to now and I’m a rotten liar. So here’s a little baby prequel to PE that no one’s asked for :)

 The sweltering August heat was suffocating, sticking his soft blue tee shirt to his back. He paid no attention to it as he maintained his brisk stride across the large grass lawn that crinkled under the soles of his trainers.

 This was the first August James Potter had ever found him at Hogwarts. He still had bouts of disbelief when he considered where he was now, compared to where he had been three weeks previously.

 He and Sirius had decided to drink the entirety of August away while vacationing at a small hotel off the coast of Majorca. It looked run-down to the local Muggles, but if any wizard happened upon it, they would see a cozy, breezy oasis. The perfect way to waste their days.

 It had taken very little convincing from Sirius after James told him he was moving on from his attempt at a Quidditch career. James had spent the last year trying to earn a try-out with a professional Quidditch team and had succeeded but only so far as earning a spot on the second string. He knew he could have joined the minor league and been a starting Chaser, but he had dreamt of playing for Puddlemere United for as long as he could remember his dreams.

 Sirius’ form of sympathy was expensing a holiday and an endless supply of liquor.

 James was very much enjoying himself, sun-tanned and seeing double—if not from the liquor then from losing his glasses, which he suspected were floating somewhere in the pool from when Sirius had pushed him in.

 In any case, when an owl came swooping down and dropped a letter in his lap, he quickly tucked it under the liquor bottle on the table next to him and resumed their current activity: levitating butterbeer shots to each other in attempts to successfully pour the contents into the other’s mouth. Sirius, of course, was particularly adept at Charms and much more successful at this game, which was unfortunate for him because the more intoxicated James got, the worse he became at levitating the alcohol to Sirius.

 Eventually, they decided they ought to fill their stomachs with solid food instead of their current liquid diet. After James discovered his glasses floating on an inflated Hippogriff in the pool, he remembered the letter he had received earlier.

 He unraveled the parchment and blinked when he realized it was from none other than Albus Dumbledore. It included a cut-out portion of the Daily Prophet that was advertising a newly open teaching post. All Dumbledore had written was “Thought this might interest you.

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@wolfstarmicrofic 12th & 27th: question & answer

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Remus doesn't get along with any of the dates Sirius brings along, but perhaps the problem is him.

Sirius steps into the room, closes the door behind him and leans back against it, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“So, how did it go?” Remus asks anxiously.

Sirius lowers his hand and looks up. “He says he's not gonna put up with this shite. So I guess that's over.”

Remus winches. “Shite, I'm sorry, Sirius.”

Sirius shakes his head as he walks further into the room. “Well, I wasn't expecting it to be a long term thing anyway.” He sits down on the couch next to Remus and sighs, turning to look at him. “Rem, what the hell was that? You were coming at him all evening, picking a fight over everything.”

Remus fumbles awkwardly with the hem of his sleeves. “I mean, we had some disagreements...”

“You practically started yelling at him when he picked Grüner Veltliner over Cabernet Sauvignon.”

“I just didn't think it was the best choice!”

“Remus, his father is a sommelier!”

“What, so his opinion is the only one that matters?”

“You don't even drink wine!”

“That doesn't mean I can't appreciate-”

“Remus.”

“Yes, yes, you're right,” Remus says, squeezing his shut. “I'm really fucking sorry, Sirius. I didn't mean to ruin it for you. You have every right to hate me.”

“I know I have the right,” Sirius says pointedly. But then he smiles. “What I lack is the capability.” He opens his arms, and, with a relieved smile, Remus moves towards him, curling up against him and resting his head on his shoulder, with Sirius’ arms closing around him.

“And besides,” Sirius continues. “At least you didn't make this one cry.”

“Right,” Remus grins. “I'd say I'm improving.”

Sirius has to ask the question, though. “What is your problem with the dates I bring along anyway?”

Remus speaks so quietly when he gives his answer, as if he's not sure whether he wants Sirius to actually hear him.

“They're not me.”

Sirius takes in a sharp breath. Remus doesn't dare to look at him. At least Sirius doesn't break the embrace and his arms remain wrapped around Remus, which Remus draws some hope from.

“Well,” Sirius says after a moment of silence. “Then it seems we have a similar problem.”

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(Part Two of There's Bound To Be Talk Tomorrow! Happy New Year! 3rd of January isn't too bad for a New Year's fic, right?)

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Sirius doesn't need anyone to save him, but when a charming man wants to steal him away, he isn't going to say no.

How Lucky That You Dropped In

Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Loesser

“Lady Lestrange says her son might be willing to consider you again,” Walburga Black hisses in Sirius’ ear. “If you show enough regret and humility.” Before Sirius can open his mouth to reply, her fingers dig painfully into his arm. “I do not have to tell you how lucky we are that he's even willing to speak to you again, after that stunt you pulled at the Christmas benefit gala. I explained to the Lestranges that you were suddenly indisposed, and did not want to ruin anyone's evening, and therefore requested a server to escort you out.” Her nails press into his skin. “Stick to that story, and we may be able to salvage this mess of your creation.”

Sirius had already refused to pay Rabastan Lestrange a visit to grovel at his feet for forgiveness for leaving without word at the Christmas benefit gala, and beg him for another chance by attending this New Year's Eve party together. As Sirius had feared, his mother had then turned to Regulus, and told him he had to attend with Rabastan, for their family's sake.

But Regulus had surprised everyone by refusing. “You- You always say that- that honour is the most important thing for a Black,” Regulus had stammered. “And I've promised Evan I'd attend with him. I can't- can't go back on my word! That'll make me… dishonorable. Right?”

Walburga had placed her hands on her hips and narrowed her eyes, and then she had started scolding him, calling him selfish. Regulus had shrunk in on himself, and just when it looked like he was about to give in, Orion Black, who hardly ever involves himself with his children, had spoken up. “The boy is right.”

And that had been the end of it.

Sirius jerks his arm loose from his mother's grip. “I already told you, mother,” he says pointedly. “He was awful, he made me feel awful, and I had an awful time with him. In no way do I wish for him to ‘consider me again’.”

Now he doesn't have to worry about Regulus being placed by Rabastan’s side in his stead anymore, Sirius does not allow there to be any confusion regarding his feelings towards the man.

“You insolent little…”

While her mother is still hissing insults under her breath, Sirius simply walks off into the crowd. At least his mother can't cause a scene in a place as public as this.

Sirius wanders through the crowd aimlessly, trying to ignore lingering gazes and avoid people trying to stop him for a conversation.

“You disappeared on me,” a voice behind him suddenly says.

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Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Harry Potter Rating: Mature Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Marauders Era, Hurt/Comfort, Injury Recovery, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Folklore, Legends, Horses, Winter, Blood Loss, Fainting "I said don't move," came a quiet voice, and then, from the half-fallen arch of a doorway, came a man. The man with the white skin, and the strange, grey slip of linen as a tunic, and bare feet, and ice-blue eyes watching Remus across the ruined courtyard. "You're hurt." Remus is sent to the wild North, where the old mines at Silbermere have run dry, and all is still, and silent.

Strangest thing I've ever written and the first time I've ever tried high fantasy, but it turned out to be an immediate favourite. I love this story.

You'll need this.

Chapters 1 and 2 up now, and chapter 3 coming soon. x

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Snow Cherubs & Delayed Deer ⛄️ 🦌

Jily fic Summary:

If you are looking for seasonal vibes: Pining idiots, snowflakes, a hungover stag, posh purebloods, non-existent snowball fights, Black Family vocab...

Inspired by this video of Prongs (in reindeer form but ignore that!!) chasing a train

🎄Start of Christmas Holidays 6th Year🎄

“Ah,” a pause. “How do you do, Evans?”

Sirius Black looked momentarily surprised to see her in their compartment (their personal flipping compartment), along with the other marauders. But his Black Family training had kicked in automatically. Polite stand-offishness.

“Remus and I were on our way back from patrolling this half of the train, so I stopped here for a chat,” Lily said, staring up at him, not even vaguely intimidated. “What happened?”

“Nothing. Nothing at all,” he said with an evasive grin, which was clearly a big, huge lie.

Remus was looking at him sceptically and Sirius cleared his throat.

“Er, Prongs said to tell you lot he’s been… unavoidably… delayed.” He brushed snow off his school jumper and stamped more snow off his shoes, before shaking his wet hair vigorously.

“Arhh! Youh hoaking we, you wankah!” Peter kicked him in the shin.

“Can’t be helped, we were dealing with… important matters.” Sirius smiled at Peter and stole his last ginger biscuit.

“Matters?” Remus repeated, raising an eyebrow.

“Matters.” Sirius glanced from Remus to Lily in silent warning.

“Slytherin matters, of the mini Death Eater variety?” Remus obviously hadn’t gotten the memo.

Sirius’ grin defaulted to the I shall kill you later variety. Remus stared back. He obviously had received the memo, loud and clear, but had chosen to ignore it.

“Not again,” she said, sticking her legs up on the seat in front of her.

Sirius looked at his seat and then at her. She raised her right eyebrow.

“What?”

He raised his left.

“Did I say anything?” he remarked.

“Gods, I wish I could do that with my eyebrows,” Peter sighed despondently.

Sirius shook his head once more, liberally spraying them with slush. Lily looked at him with a puzzled expression.

“What?” He bit into the biscuit.

“Reminds me,” she said. “Of a dog.”

Remus stuck his head inside the newspaper he was reading.

“Really?” Sirius said, blinking innocently.

“The big black one that’s been hanging around the grounds, cute thing,” Lily added, narrowing her eyes. “His eyes are an unusual shade, silver, very similar to yours.”

Peter choked on his own biscuit.

“Oh, the attractive dog? The really popular one, with the sleek —“

But Lily wasn’t paying Sirius any attention.

“What in heaven’s name is that?” she said.

“Could I interest you in a caldron cake?” Peter shoved a box in her direction.

Lily ignored him.

“Remus, why is there a ruddy big stag running after the Hogwarts Express?”

“I don’t see- “

“There, can’t miss it,” she said, pointing out of the window.

There was indeed an ample stag, trotting after them at an increasingly frantic pace.

“What in God’s name is it doing?” she said, staring wide-eyed at him. “It looks almost as if…”

“Almost as if he’s late and missed the last train home for the holidays?” Remus mused from behind The Prophet.

Peter laughed, a touch hysterically, she thought - muttering something about worst secret keepers ever.

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Fireside Chats || Read on Ao3 || 1.7K Words

“He’s still upset, then?” “Evans,” Sirius starts, and she can hear the disbelief in his voice. “You uninvited him to Christmas with your family. Yeah, he’s still upset.”

Excited for @mppmaraudergirl's Blackevans BFF Week! Here's two of our faves ruminating on some ~family woes~.

Asfjkgfjljffjkkk!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@wolfstarmicrofic's 30th: Surreal

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When Sirius’ greatest wish comes true at the worst possible time, Remus better has a good explanation why he can't let Sirius finally move on.

Why Now?

It’s surreal, really.

He has pictured this moment in his head a thousand times in thousand different ways, and now it’s happening. Actually happening.

Remus is standing in front of him, telling him he loves him.

Sirius pinches the bridge of his nose. “Are you fucking kidding me?”

Sirius has been in love with Remus since at least the end of high school, probably even before that. He had actually gathered the courage to ask Remus to prom, fumbling to give him a rose and everything.

Remus had said no.

He said that prom wasn’t really his thing, he actually didn’t want to go, and Sirius should just take someone else with whom he could probably have a better time.

After they went to college and became roommates, they grew even closer, especially when James moved back home to help his parents around the house as they were getting old, and it was just the two of them. When they were at the point where they’d fall asleep in each other’s beds and Sirius would lie on the couch with his head in Remus’ lap, Sirius had nervously suggested taking their friendship to the next level.

Remus had declined.

He told Sirius that he liked where they were right now. He liked their friendship, but that was really all it was to him.

Later, when James and Lily, Marlene and Dorcas, Benjy and Caradoc, and Gideon and Emmeline were all together, and it was often Sirius and Remus surrounded by couples, Sirius had asked Remus one more time to go on a date. They so often went out for dinner together or attended events together, why not make it a real date?

Remus had rejected him.

He apologized for just not seeing Sirius like that. He cared about him, so, so much, but not in a romantic way.

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Quiet Nights

Continuation (kinda) of this, but can be read as a oneshot

31 October 1981

For the first time since meeting the other Marauders, Remus Lupin had no plans for Halloween. Throughout their Hogwarts years, Halloween had been a big deal. In the first few years, their main focus had been pranks, trying to outdo their previous year’s scares by going progressively bigger. By their fifth year, they were throwing massive parties in the Gryffindor common room with free-flowing alcohol and charmed alarms on the corridors to warn them if a professor was approaching.

1978 and 1979 had included big parties at the Potter’s cottage in Godric’s Hollow, a welcome reprieve from the chaos of the war. For a few hours, Remus and his friends had acted like the twenty-somethings they were and allowed themselves to have fun.

1980 had been Harry Potter’s first Halloween, and James and Lily’s first night away from their 3 month old son while Remus and Sirius babysat. The new parents went out to enjoy a few hours of piece at a muggle movie theatre, while Harry and his godfathers handed out candy to the neighbourhood children. Remus couldn’t stop smiling at his boyfriend, who had dressed Harry up as a black puppy and worn fuzzy ears to match.

This year was different. The Potters were in hiding, a prophecy dangling over their infant son, and had elected Sirius as their secret keeper, knowing he’d give his life before he gave them up. Naturally, this had meant both Sirius and Remus would go into hiding, making James their secret keeper so that no one could find either couple. It had been a boring few months, with no visitors besides Minerva McGonagall, who had been entrusted with their location in order to bring groceries, and no missions to get them out of the house.

Halloween was slated to be equally boring for the Lupin-Black household. There would be no children knocking on their door, no costumes, no parties. The only change to their routine had been the pumpkin juice they had had with their dinner, a special delivery from McGonagall as a tribute to the season. Besides that, they had moved in the same circle they always did, eating together, playing music, and trying to find something to do in the tiny apartment.

Despite the monotony of the day, Remus couldn’t find it in him to be bored. They had received a letter from the Potters that morning, with a picture of Harry and James in matching deer costumes and grins, and the flat smelled like cinnamon from Sirius’s latest recipe trial of cinnamon cookies. Now, the fire was dying as Remus sat on the couch drinking a cold cup of tea. Sirius was fast asleep, his head on Remus’s lap as his boyfriend played gently with his hair. Sirius had put on one of Hope’s classical records after dinner and the quiet music was the only sound in the room.

For the first time in weeks, Remus felt like he could breathe. The Potters were safe. Sirius was safe, asleep, calm. Remus was home with him. Next year, when the war was over, they could throw a big party and take Harry trick-or-treating. Next year, they could be young and reckless. But this year, they were safe, and that was all that mattered. This year, he was perfectly happy with his sleeping boyfriend and cold tea.

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(Final chapter… I know 😭😭😭😭😭😭)

“Harry, there’s something I’ve been meaning to talk to you about for a long time,” Remus says, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Okay,” Harry is already frowning in worry.

He is so very bad when it comes to discussing his feelings. He generally avoids it like the plague, but with a looming deadline (he excels at gallows humour), there’s no alternative.

“When your parents… after Halloween, when your parents died and Peter…” he runs his thumbnail over his little finger instead of saying it. “And I thought Sirius had…”

He stops and looks at Harry to gauge his reaction.

“Yeah,” Harry says, as though he knows exactly what Remus is trying to say, and doesn’t want to have to say anything about the entire thing himself; so like him, in fact.

“I was a bit of a mess, I had to… funerals,” he stops, unable to help the shudder that goes through him at the briefest glimpse of that shattering memory. “And I didn’t cope very well after that, I think I… slightly fell apart a bit.”

Understatement of the year. Harry nods, and Remus reads pity in his eyes.

“I blamed myself, I thought if I hadn’t been blinded by my love of Sirius, I could have spotted he was the spy, could have saved them.”

“You were wrong,” Harry says, not unkindly, but sternly; he’s always been so deeply supportive of Sirius, it warms his soul to see it every time.

“I was desperately wrong, Harry,” he agrees. “I wasn’t functioning, numb… and some sort of survivor’s guilt and… not an excuse for making a useless case to Dumbledore, I know.”

“What?”

“I shouldn’t have let them give you to your aunt and uncle. I should have tried harder, should have threatened to take Dumbledore to court or… or something.”

Harry stops him, puts out his hand and squeezes Remus’ arm.

“I never blamed you,” he says, in his voice that somehow (despite everything) manages to retain that earnestness, innocence. “I hope you know that.”

Remus tries to smile. He remembers the day well.

“I’m not sure that would be entirely wise, Mr Lupin,” Dumbledore says, playing with the bowl of sweets on the desk.

He feels the urge to disappear under the floorboards, to hug himself and make himself smaller, but resists it.

“I think James and Lily would have preferred me to look after Harry, he knows me, he can say my name…” could say my name, I hadn’t seen any of them since they went into hiding and Sirius got paranoid about me, he thinks.

“They didn’t mention anything about that in their will,” Dumbledore says, his beady blue eyes look at him with pity or shrewdness, he’s not sure. “The only time you were mentioned was when they tried to leave you some money, but as you already know, Mr Lupin, werewolves are not allowed to inherit anything under Ministry legislation, and if you were to claim- “

“I have no intention of contesting the will,” he says abruptly.

“I just wanted to be clear…” Dumbledore pauses and smiles pleasantly; the bastard thinks Remus only wants to look after Harry because he’ll get some money out of it.

“I’m not looking for any money, I just want to look after him, give him a home with someone who- “

“Mr Lupin, I think we both know you have zero income, you have nowhere to live and no means of providing for Harry, let alone the safety concerns once a month.”

He’s right. He can’t bear to live in Sirius’ flat. Now that the Order is disbanding there seems to be no recognition of what they did, the risks they took, no attempt to help the members get alternative jobs. Nothing.

“I’ll get a job,” he says desperately.

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Thanks for the help with the pic @signifiquint 😘😘😘😘

The angstiest fic I have ever written… you have been warned… read the warnings!

Sirius will never forget this day. It’s a miserable, wet Wednesday, 10th March 1999. Remus’ thirty-ninth birthday. He doesn’t want Remus to be stuck here in St. Mungo’s, lying in the neat, starched, white hospital bed. The disinfectant smell makes him gag, perhaps it’s the dog in him, it’s overwhelming. The walls are white too, the dark shadows under Remus’ eyes a stark contrast. He paces up and down the small room, looking at Remus. There’s a gnawing feeling pulling at his chest. He needs to get them both out of here, quickly. Before it’s too late. Too late for what?

Remus is acting strangely, he thinks. For one, he isn’t complaining about his constant moving, telling him to sit down. He should be, it’s irritating. And the look in his eyes, it’s hard to describe, but if Sirius had to put a name to it, he would say that Remus is worried, about him – eyes following him, wordlessly, as he continues his pacing. Concerned.

“I think we should leave,” he says abruptly.

“The Healer wants to talk to you, to us,” Remus corrects himself. “Before we go.”

His voice is kind, compassionate. But firm. And a bit fragile. Sirius doesn’t like it, what it means.

“This is a waste of time. It’s your birthday, we don’t have time to- “ he digs his nails into the palm of his hands.

Sometimes he hates being an Animagus. A dog, specifically. That sixth sense. Pheromones, body language, whatever the hell it is, he’s always been right before. Death. Doom. It sounds melodramatic. Such a histrionic, contrived boy, an embarrassment, nobody believes your ranting – he can still hear his mother’s voice, venom, making him doubt himself. Maybe it’s bullshit. But he can smell it.

“Please, Moony,” he shivers, standing at the foot of Remus’ bed, gripping the iron railing.

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Orion Black offers Remus more money than he could've dreamed of. The only condition? Stay away from his son.

(This got way fluffier than I anticipated towards the end)

A slow smile spreads across Orion Black’s face as he writes something down on a piece of paper, and slides it over the broad, wooden desk towards Remus. “Read the number on that paper,” he says confidently. “And tell me again how much you love him.”

To Put a Price On Love

“How much?”

Remus hardly dares to move under the intensity of Orion Black’s scrutinizing gaze. The man is sitting behind his polished wooden writing desk, one large hand holding a pen hovering above some sort of notebook.

Remus is visiting the Black Manor for a couple of days, finally meeting his boyfriend’s family. Much to Remus’ dismay, his boyfriend had been reluctant to take him home, but after some insisting on Remus’ part, he finally agreed. After the first day of staying at the posh manor, Remus had changed his goal of making his boyfriend’s parents like him, to making his boyfriend’s parents not kill him in his sleep.

Orion and Walburga Black are stiff, formal and standoffish people. Their noses are constantly scrunched up in distaste, and their lips pressed in a thin line. They hardly say a word to Remus, and Remus hasn’t once seen them smile. He honestly can’t even imagine it. Where his boyfriend’s silver grey eyes are bright and sparkling with vibrant energy, Walburga Black’s eyes are cold and empty, while Orion Black’s gaze is hard as steel.

That gaze is now intently fixed on Remus, and Remus feels like he’s being weighed and found wanting.

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A Far Cry From Perfect

New chapter: What's the hurry?

“Oi!”

Remus turns back around to Sirius, who has popped himself up against the headboard and is looking at Remus with a raised eyebrow. “I know you don’t like being sent away, but to leave without a kiss?”

Remus grins and rushes back to the bed. He cups Sirius’s face and kisses him gently. Their eyes meet, and he kisses him again. And again, and again, each kiss becoming more intense.

“Okay, okay, that’s enough,” Sirius says laughing, pulling away from Remus. “Trying a different approach to get in bed with me, huh?”

Remus blinks innocently. “Me? Never!”

Sirius chuckles. “Go study, you little minx.”

Remus straightens, but Sirius grabs his wrist before he can turn. “I love you, Moony.”

Right. Sirius never lets him leave the room without having said that. A lifetime worth of ‘I love you’s he had said, and he meant it. Remus smiles and ducks down to give Sirius one more quick kiss. “I love you too, Padfoot.”

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Soundcheck - Act 2 Part 1

Happy Jilytober!

The band was growing. They had more fans and were getting good enough to deserve them. Still, there would always be a night when something wasn’t working; no one showed, they were off, soundcheck had been rushed and the mics were giving feedback. She was the only way he got through.
She didn’t stand up front. Much too tacky, she said. Her spot was the barstool closest to the stage. Far enough back as to be separate from those who showed up for the music. Close enough he could see her grin through the dim lighting. He played best when he performed just for her; hers was the opinion he most cared about. She never let him think he was perfect, and would join Remus in musical critiques just as often as she would defend him from them. But he could tune a chord to her smile, find the resonance in her laughter, and thanked the stars everyday that he was able to justify these fuzzy sentiments as lyrics.
Act 2 Part 1 (also known as Chapter 2)
Start at the Beginning 

This has taken me forever, but hopefully I’ve made up for it with the length of this update. The pandemic really stole my creativity and motivation but sentence by sentence I now have the next chapter for you. It would mean so much if you could tell me what you think. <3

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Did I update the fic? 

Maybe?

Did I mean to?

I’m really not sure! There was alcohol to be had this evening. This update might disappear tomorrow.

Nobody really knows but I thought this drunkey monkey sentiment was very apropos of our debutante DADA professor… so yeah. Let’s see how this goes….

Crap! Forgot to say that this chapter is dedicated to @chdarling for REASONS! (She knows what’s up, I’ll loop in all 1.5 of you in the next update

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Ahaha you are sweet. Can’t wait to read! ❤️❤️❤️

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🚨Whoop Whoop🚨 New Chapter of A Staggard Wild

I really do have so many people to thank for this chapter. First to @theroomofreq, who has been such a lovely beta. I adore discussing plot-points with you and hearing your thoughts about the work.

Also @blitheringmcgonagall. Mia is so lovely and consistently one of the most supportive people on AO3 and tumblr. If you've not read her recent fic, A Little Risk, do so immediately

Also including in here a little meta-wink to @chdarling and her lovely TLE world. #FLORMES SUPREMACY

Finally, to @pottinglilies, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! She literally spent her weekend going through this chapter LINE BY LINE with me so I could start to see some of the bad writing habits I've developed. It felt like an MFA workshop and it was utterly wonderful! I am so grateful, truly! If we are ever on the same continent, I promise to shower you in fruit-baskets.

Chapter 7: A Sirius Injury

James had very little extra time Wednesday evening. He had to finish some reading for Herbology, grab a bite to eat, and make it to his Astronomy class that ran right up until curfew. Before leaving for his lesson on [insert Astronomy topic here], he managed to slap a poster up on the noticeboard. The parchment announced Quidditch tryouts, and he’d even taken a few seconds to sketch a Snitch at the top of the announcement. It might look a bit more like a cracked egg than a golden ball with wings, but as the notice said QUIDDITCH in big bold letters, he hoped people would make the connection.

The next day, James thought that he might be able to review the schedules during Herbology. Professor Sprout was lenient, and if he were caught doing extracurricular work in class, James doubted he would get into too much trouble with the ebullient witch. Especially as the extracurricular work was still academics adjacent . It’s not as if he’d be ogling glamour models from Page Three of The Evening Moon newspaper.

Respectable though his plan was, James was forced to to bin the idea the moment Sprout rolled out a cart of Chinese Chomping Cabbages. The crop was in desperate need of pruning, and it was a procedure they most certainly did not enjoy. The challenge in restraining the vegetables was holding a small domed muzzle over the gnashing teeth at the centre of the leaves with the correct amount of pressure. The cabbages’ beaks were surprisingly strong, and if the pressure applied wasn’t sufficient, they were likely to throw off their restraints and chomp off any nearby fingers.

Read the rest at A03 or start from the beginning

Very excited to read this!!! And you are just way too kind, you dote!

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missfiggy

🚨Whoop Whoop🚨 New Chapter of A Staggard Wild

I really do have so many people to thank for this chapter. First to @theroomofreq, who has been such a lovely beta. I adore discussing plot-points with you and hearing your thoughts about the work.

Also @blitheringmcgonagall. Mia is so lovely and consistently one of the most supportive people on AO3 and tumblr. If you've not read her recent fic, A Little Risk, do so immediately

Also including in here a little meta-wink to @chdarling and her lovely TLE world. #FLORMES SUPREMACY

Finally, to @pottinglilies, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! She literally spent her weekend going through this chapter LINE BY LINE with me so I could start to see some of the bad writing habits I've developed. It felt like an MFA workshop and it was utterly wonderful! I am so grateful, truly! If we are ever on the same continent, I promise to shower you in fruit-baskets.

Chapter 7: A Sirius Injury

James had very little extra time Wednesday evening. He had to finish some reading for Herbology, grab a bite to eat, and make it to his Astronomy class that ran right up until curfew. Before leaving for his lesson on [insert Astronomy topic here], he managed to slap a poster up on the noticeboard. The parchment announced Quidditch tryouts, and he’d even taken a few seconds to sketch a Snitch at the top of the announcement. It might look a bit more like a cracked egg than a golden ball with wings, but as the notice said QUIDDITCH in big bold letters, he hoped people would make the connection.

The next day, James thought that he might be able to review the schedules during Herbology. Professor Sprout was lenient, and if he were caught doing extracurricular work in class, James doubted he would get into too much trouble with the ebullient witch. Especially as the extracurricular work was still academics adjacent . It’s not as if he’d be ogling glamour models from Page Three of The Evening Moon newspaper.

Respectable though his plan was, James was forced to to bin the idea the moment Sprout rolled out a cart of Chinese Chomping Cabbages. The crop was in desperate need of pruning, and it was a procedure they most certainly did not enjoy. The challenge in restraining the vegetables was holding a small domed muzzle over the gnashing teeth at the centre of the leaves with the correct amount of pressure. The cabbages’ beaks were surprisingly strong, and if the pressure applied wasn’t sufficient, they were likely to throw off their restraints and chomp off any nearby fingers.

Read the rest at A03 or start from the beginning

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theroomofreq

A BRILLIANT CHAPTER !!

Absolutely agree!! 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳

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