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Just unmute. :')
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hc request! ootp remus and sirius having a moment together in grimmauld and harry being confused/shocked, finally discovering theyre not just bros <3
here you go xD
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@blitheringmcgonagall : The chapter ending might make you want to kill me.
@jamesandthedog : Conveniently, I got my 2nd vaccine today so I'm able to go play assassin abroad😂😋
@jamesandthedog now all I need to do is to magically conjure up A Little Time in order to be able to finish Chapter 7 of A Little Risk and see what your reaction is!! 😉
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@inakindofdaydream @prongsdamnyou @women-inthe-sequel @midnightelite @solstilla I should prob just tag everyone i know honestly but lolllllllll
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Three sentences, wolfstar, Sirius trying to complete a muggle puzzle
I've played this one out in my head, but I have no idea how I'll fit it into 3 sentences!
Sirius smugly threw the object (that had been the subject of his frustration for days) onto the coffee table, in front of Remus, who just glanced at it and said "you used magic," before going back to his reading.
Sirius had indeed used magic to solve this Muggle puzzle, but he couldn't have Remus know that something muggles could do was out of his capabilities; after all, he could use the washing machine and the hoover just fine!
Sirius only spluttered, then accused Remus of having no faith in him, ready to dramatically flounce off, when Remus looked him in the eye and said "there's no purple side to a Rubik's Cube, Sirius."
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Remus: My momma didn’t raise no snitch!
James: Obviously not, Remus, You’re a human.
Remus: No, I’m a werewolf.
James: Well you’re not a gold werewolf with wings so you can’t be a snitch!
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The Circle of Life
(( OOC: Based on this text post. Sirius played by @asktheboywholived. ))
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Lily: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter ’S’.
James: *looks over at Remus and Sirius*
James: Is it ‘sexual tension’?
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Sirius: Professor, now that I’ve been disowned I think I’d better get a job.
McGonagall: Alright, dear Merlin help us all. Let’s see if I can get you something basic to start with, perhaps filing paperwork at the Ministry?
*three weeks later*
Sirius, back in McGonagall’s office, jobless: Right, so, they’re all fuckwits -
McGonagall: Maybe we can try and express ourselves without swearing, Sirius. They’re all fuddy-duddys.
Sirius: Alright, fuddy-duddys, then. So, anyway -
*five minutes later*
Sirius: So I told him that he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked up ideas up his packside! Stupid prick.
McGonagall, head in hands: I think one slipped through there, Black.
Sirius, thinking: Stupid….punt.
Harry, you have your mother’s eyes and your father’s dating skills.
Anyone who witnessed James woo Lily
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remus: we’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows
sirius: ???
remus: you’re hot and i should be on top of you
acciowolfstar
BONUS
peter, throwing his hot coco out: this is why we can’t have nice things
james: i’m just saying, i think the cookie is the best part of oreo
sirius: wow
sirius: i didn’t know we were moony, wormtail, padfoot and wrong
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Remus Lupin life summary
Guy who’s name means “wolf wolf”: Werewolves are shit
Werewolf: fuck you man
Werewolf: *werewolvifies his son*
Guys wife with maiden name “Howell”: damnit Lyall.
Son who is like 4 degrees of wolf by now: *finds out patronus is wolf*
Werewolf⁵: fuckin hell
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“Kreacher is cleaning,“ the elf repeated. “Kreacher lives to serve the Noble House of Black –” “And it’s getting blacker every day, it’s filthy,” said Sirius. “Master always liked his little joke,” said Kreacher, bowing again.
…Does this mean Sirius walked around Grimmauld Place making puns about his last name when he was a kid because that’s beautiful.
Are your pants off?
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Sirius: [drunk at party] Hey, I lost my boyfriend Remus, have you seen him?
Person: What does he look like?
Sirius: *tearing up* Beautiful
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Sirius: So James’s doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing?
Sirius: (to Lily) You did this to him.