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Blithering Mc Gonagall

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Until the Very End
She/her
Jily/Wolfstar/Marauders addict
Jily fanart by the great @0kat0
Lily Icon by wonderful @constancezin
18+ ONLY PLEASE
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Anonymous asked:

Do you have a master list of your fics?

I keep meaning to do one, but I don’t! So thank you! I’ll do it here and pin it.

We Can Be Heroes canon marauders fic, from 6th year till 31st Oct 1981, with a happy ending... my favourite

A Little Risk my current WIP, an anti-fascist, murder mystery marauders AU - Remus is a Jewish detective in 1930s England, the Duke of Grimmauld is murdered and he is asked to investigate, Lily Evans as P.I. joins the case. Doctor Potter and the Duke’s eldest son are suspects. Who is the murderer??

Maybe I Waited Too Long - A Marauders Medical AU -  Dr. James Potter and Dr. Sirius Black had gotten their lives and careers back on track after the nightmare that followed the collapse of Slytherin Pharmaceuticals, and moved abroad to work in Dublin to get away from painful memories. But they find themselves confronted by their past, their lost loves and arch enemies.

Prongs, What Did You Do? Sirius wants to make Jily happen and James wants to make Wolfstar happen. Neither couple look like they will ever get together, so they both independently decide to take matters into their own hands, like good Wingmen... 

Evans Strikes Back (one shot) Sirius burst out laughing.“Touché, darling,” he said. “Although I think that I fit the part of Han Solo so much better than Prongsie here?”His grey eyes sparkled as he winked at Lily.“Well, obviously,” said Lily, matter-of-factly, popping a handful of crisps into her mouth.“Huh?” said James, looking between them in horror. “That’s… that’s so not true!”

All Too Well Prompt: Wolfstar angst - Snape gives Sirius an ultimatum.

Have Yourself a Merry Little Wolfnoote James and Harry make Wolfstar happen... very fluffy!

The Very End the canon marauders ending/ 31st October 1981 ... ugh, in three parts: Jily, Sirius POV and Remus POV - very bloody tragic

Nah, He Didn't Lily talks to a cute black dog about James Potter... fluffy BlackEvans

Birthday Blues Sirius turns 60! Wolfstar fluff

The Last Laugh James is embarrassed, friends make it worse and then better

Minding Harry babysitting fluff

More on ao3  at YouBlitheringIdiot

Thanks for making me do this!

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Adding 2 latest fics because I like them more than some of the others...

Wildflowers Lily puts flowers on Prongs’ head... (Jily fluff and angst)

The Prank - Boys Don't Cry (current WIP, marauders’ friendships & Black brothers) Prequel to the canon marauders fic We Can Be Heroes. How and why did Sirius Black reveal Remus' secret to Snape?

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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

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androfembot

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @kay-elle-cee !!!

I truly thank the universe everyday to be so lucky to have a friend like you in my life and hope today is everything you wish it to be & more! You deserve the world! I know I promised you a little something too so below the cut is a short snippet from the next chapter of Clean Up Crew:

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Soft Christmas Drabbles: masterlist

Ficmas became my entire personality, here is all the things in one convenient area, in case you missed one or in case you want to re-read again

all is calm, all is bright- post-full moon christmas's arent so bad.

sweaty hands, full heart, can't lose- sirius meets the lupins.

its a wonderful life -sirius/remus watching Christmas movies. raising harry au

the best present - sirius learns to knit. wolfstar/raising harry au

a letter to you - remus gives sirius a gift. wolfstar @ hogwarts

grandmas cookies - on grief, love, and baking. wolfstar/raising harry au

traditions - lily and sirius have a christmas tradition of their own. (lilypad friendship fic)

do you not want to kiss me (pt 1) - jily, under the mistletoe

do you not want to kiss me (pt 2)- jily and a first kiss.

are we going to do this then?- jily, under the mistletoe, take two

good things take time - soft christmas moment with sirius/harry, raising harry au

ghosts - sirius drinks with ghosts...and his godson.

simply the best - lily convinces sirius to go to the slug club party with her. lily and sirius friendship fic.

a room of ones own- remus and harry surprise sirius for christmas.

(in honor of the holiday season approaching, here is that one time i made ficmas fluff my whole personality)

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tedwardremus

Rage Against The Dying Of The Light

Chapter 18: The Legacy of Frank and Alice Longbottom

When he was young, Remus been terrified that someone from the Ministry would find him, uncover his secret, and take him away from his parents. His family had been constantly on edge, moving from place to place to ensure no one discovered the “monster” they were hiding. His childhood nightmares were filled with faceless Ministry officials with enormous nets, ready to haul him off to live with his own kind. He would scream, but no one would help him. His mother’s cries would follow him, desperate, heart-wrenching—but always distant, as if she was on the other side of an impenetrable wall, just out of reach. He’d wake up in a cold sweat, clutching his pillow, too afraid to make a sound.

His parents tried their best to reassure him, holding him close and telling him he was safe, that they would always protect him. But Remus could see the strain on their faces, the sleepless nights and the constant worry etched into their expressions. The fear was contagious, binding them all together in shared secrecy and the constant, gnawing dread of discovery. 

If there was one place Remus never wanted to step foot in it was the Ministry of Magic, the place that housed the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. The place that exterminated the beasts.

in case you missed it

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groundzero-v

It's a bit surreal to have to say this, but please don't rate fics in public bookmarks on ao3. If you need to, you can do that in the private bookmarks, but I'm so sick of people treating fics like this. It's always the people who never comment as well.

Don't get me wrong, I totally get leaving 10/10, 20/10 and so on, it's cute way to show you loved the story, but imagine you're an author that poured so much free time, blood and sweat into working on a fic and the only thing you get is a '3/10' '5/10'. Or even 'mediocre. 6/10'.

Have a little compassion for how nerve wrecking it's to share your work (and for free!). For how we desperatly wait for any comment or nice interaction only to receive numbers like this like a punch to the face.

If you need to treat fics like this, do it in private bookmarks, not where the author - but also everyone else - can see.

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Anonymous asked:

hello! i hope you’re doing well! quick question for you. i know you’ve said you likely won’t write any more HP fanfic which i totally understand and respect as a trans person myself. but i wanted to ask if you’re still going to leave your existing works up? i’ve read quite a few of them and ADORE your writing so much (DYH ofc but also the tension and the terror, the road not taken, we can pretend, heavy in your arms, etc etc etc) and would be v sad if they disappeared :( i also still want to read all the ones i haven’t gotten to yet!

Hello friend! You are very sweet, I'm so happy you like all my fics!! Yes, I will be leaving existing works up. I'm proud of my HP fics, even if I won't be adding to them, and I know they mean something to other people, too. Which just makes me so happy 🥰🥰🥰

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willowbird

why is my whole body crunchy 🥲

a poem by me

snick, snap

creak, crack

shoulders roll or twisting back

shaking hips and trembling knees

ankles rapping eulogies

these syncopations smack the

shit out of me

cadences i didn't want that won't release their

grip on me

(which really isn't fucking fair

if you pause and sit to think)

((the sitting is the important part

cuz standing makes you weak))

(((movement is just fine though, that's another thing)))

((((that is, except, for rusty hips and ankles thinking they can sing))))

whatever, i digress

the point this poem makes is that

as my body snicks and snaps and creaks and cracks

at least there's music in my bones

hey @thebibliosphere you don't know me but I think you're really cool and I appreciate your blog so much. so this one's for you ^_^

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Male loneliness epidemic because women never feel lonely.

Our pretty little heads just aren’t capable of it.

Also male loneliness dude bros are the same ones who use crazy cat lady as a threat to women.

Babe, celibacy is not a threat if the alternative is you.

At least a vibrator isn’t going to try and subjugate me.

👌💞

These dudes give off incel vibes (I’m lonely and it’s women’s fault because they SHOULD love me and they don’t, which is CRIMINAL)

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polaroidcats
the Siren

Remus had heard the tales about the beautiful siren who lived hidden deep in the forest in a magical pond that was said to only appear in the moonlight, but she did not think she would ever get to meet her.

For the longest time, Remus thought moonlight meant the full moon. This misunderstanding happened because any mention of the moon made her so anxious she stopped listening. So of course she would never be able to meet this magical beauty; her pond only crossed over into their realm on the same nights Remus was busy turning into a horrible beast. It was therefore a shocking surprise, to say the least, when she was out picking herbs beneath the barely visible crescent moon, and the glimmering water appeared between the trees.

Remus dropped her herb basket and ran towards the pond, enchanted by the way the water shimmered in the moonlight. In the distance she could hear someone sing a beautiful song, and everything in her told her to keep walking towards that beautiful voice...

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squintclover

The pond's chill barely registered on Remus' skin as she stepped into the pond. Entranced, she stepped forward, her skirt pooling around her as the silty bed fell sharply away. The song grew warmer around her, pleased at her presence and becoming her further. Remus slipped the dress from her shoulders, allowing it to slink into water. She ducked her head under the water, taking her first stroke and leaving her clothes behind.

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just finished reading the most recent chapter of i'm only cryptic and machiavellian cause i care and the second-hand embarrassment i got when peter came out of his bathroom with GINGER HAIR made me wanna crawl out of my skin. the chapter was beautiful, perfect and pete's so pathetic i love it.

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thank you <3333

yeah, peter makes me wanna die or cringe all the fucking time writing it honestly.

that was def what u was going for. thank you sm <33

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The ginger hair 😱😱😱😱

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