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On it boss! #faggots #freaks #sluts #catboys

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

If I go into one more restaurant and see a qr code menu I'm gonna puke like sorry but nope! No! That's not easier! Menus are already reusuable just give me one! Easy five second interaction. What if my phone is bad at qr codes? What if I'm on a low battery? Paper, paper, paper. A hard copy. Physical objects lets get this bread. Ordering through the app when you're sitting at the restaurant is even worse!!! The boomers are right about this one.

This, plus menus on screens. Like, I don’t mind if a menu is on a digital display per se, but I do mind if I have to stare at the damn thing for 4x as long because it started cycling through multiple slides before I could finish reading the ingredients of a smoothie or whatever on page 1.

and if the QR code leads to an APP i need to download double fuck you i cannot and will not download an app for every restaurant

“I bought a typewriter today and Ben hates it“ 

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Couldn’t agree more! Enough with this COVID crud!

From this article

In case you couldn’t guess, the article confirms the box he keeps is full of black people’s IDs

This is the kind of thing that should be coming up in front of the US Supreme Court. Being arrested for not having an ID on you is a human rights abuse. Not to mention police stealing from you is a sign of a police state. As is not getting a written receipt any time you are stopped by police.

But no, they want to try to ban abortion for the millionth time in the country where you can get arrested for crossing the road in the wrong place, and where police are legally permitted to lie to you.

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

Some of the highlights of that video include:

Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

The 50th anniversary of Bohemian Rhapsody is coming up in a couple years and I am planning to go absolutely BANANAS

Me: yo dummy what’s this red liquid

Bro: aye man that’s die instantly soda don’t fuck round with that real shit

Me:

i absolutely love this review

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme