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[chewing on a giant robot worm] hey ya'll just asking for a friend how much pee does the average human excrete.
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Western Tiger Salamander

The western tiger salamander, also known as the barred tiger salamander, is one of the few native amphibian species in Idaho, and the only salamander found in Yellowstone National Park. They are one of the largest species of salamander in North America - reaching up to nine inches long from nose to tail.
Mostly found in the eastern counties, there are other Idaho zones where they are also found. Primarily nocturnal, barred tiger salamanders are opportunistic feeders, and will often eat anything they can catch, including various insects, slugs, and earthworms. They are primarily terrestrial as adults, but their juvenile, larval stage is entirely aquatic, having external gills. Breeding takes place during most months of the year.
The eggs are laid in water and the developing larvae are exclusively aquatic.Increasingly, scientists are looking to this species as a candidate for aquatic ecosystem health monitoring. Other amphibians have been found to be bioaccumulators of mercury and other contaminants, and these Idaho ‘manders might also prove helpful in that regard.

Photo of larval salamander by Bruce Hallman, Idaho Falls District BLM

via: Bureau of Land Management

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Excuse me mr bogged leech but why do jellyfish need such unbelievably potent venom? Especially that one extremely tiny jellyfish whose poison makes you feel the worst pain possible for days on end and has a symptom along the lines of "makes you feel impending doom." What evolutionary factors could there be for such a tiny creature to evolve a toxin that makes you feel like Death is personally coming for you

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It is Precisely just because they prey on fish! A fish is a highly active vertebrate that evolved for lightning fast movement and reflexes through deep, heavy water, so more than half of a fish’s body is a dense hunk of proportionately high-powered, dense muscle all the way through! Look how little space is devoted to organs in even just an anchovy, muscle and bone fills ALL the remaining space:

That’s muscle for escaping sharks and dolphins! Muscle that can fight currents stronger than hurricane winds! But a jellyfish evolved for an extreme conservation of resources: just barely enough tissue to hold it together, which allows it to grow and multiply on barely a sliver the resources it takes to make a vertebrate, a high efficiency approach to building, growing, and multiplying a living body that has allowed jellyfish to keep thriving in the harshest conditions and through global extinction events.

So, relative to one another, a fish is practically built like a cheetah, a stallion or an ox while a jellyfish is built like...a cobweb, a snowflake or a latex balloon. The only way a latex balloon can possibly hunt oxen for a living is with sheer firepower alone, or some kind of magical instant-death-touch, so that is exactly what evolution resulted in. While box jellies prey on fish seldom larger than themselves, a single sting delivers venom potent enough to kill a THOUSAND little fish in an instant, or completely wreck an entire massive human. The venom equivalent of a point-blank shotgun blast.

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This is cool as SHIT

Patently Absurd Item: latex balloon with some kind of magical instant-death-touch.

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The Secret Life of Deep Sea Vents

An expedition to find rare hydrothermal vents at the bottom of the Mid-Atlantic uncovers new worlds—and some daredevil shrimp.

More than 6,000 feet beneath the surface of the Atlantic Ocean, some 1,400 miles east of Puerto Rico, a remotely operated vehicle skimmed the seafloor, filming a rocky scene almost devoid of life. Perhaps the trail has run cold, thought Julie Huber, an oceanographer at Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, as she watched a video feed from land. Her colleagues did the same from a research vessel named Falkor (Too), floating above the ROV. Then the vehicle’s controllers steered it up a slope. A few squat lobsters scuttled past, seemingly in a hurry to get somewhere. Patches of pale anemones drifted by—another hopeful sign. “And then, bam! We could see this smoke off in the distance,” Huber says. As the ROV inched closer to the crest, a cluster of colossal chimneys rose into view, releasing torrents of black, smoky water. The oceanographers, geologists, and biologists aboard Falkor (Too) cheered: This marked the first discovery in 40 years of an active hydrothermal vent field on this vast section of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge...

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I fuckin hate tunicates man

they’re chordates, they’re sessile, they look like a human heart that was pickled in something noxious

the fact that a perfectly respectable proto-vertebrate could evolve into an asymmetrical ocean vegetable makes a mockery of any notion of teleological evolution

lancelets are cool, they’re just basal fish-type creatures. great point of comparison for evo-devo research. kinda cute. whereas tunicates are like if a tomato was made out of muscle

there should be plants that look like that. they should be edible. my garden should have three

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