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The Void Beckons

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My brain contains a incomprehensible amount of ideas waiting to be released Art/side blog: @spider-with-a-pencil
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tineymang

5! Would they give a speech? What would it be about? (Answer about whoever you think would make for more interesting answers!)

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A speech?! Where? Why? To who?! Y'can't just put me on the spot like thizzz!!

It's just a hypothetical, Circuit. If you were giving a speech, what would you want it to be?

Zrrrm..... okay. Well, that'zzz....

The whole 'writing words down on paper and then reading them aloud' thing really ain't my, well... thing. I'm more of an impromptu motivational speech kind of guy.

I think that still counts!

As for me.... hrm. Maybe something just in front of the guild? I could be presenting exploration findings, or something along those lines. I could probably handle that. I.... might want to practice beforehand though.

Oooh, I can help!! I've been practicing staying completely still and making zero facial expressions!

And.... why have you been practicing that?

Uh.... long story.

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my favorite video of all time ever

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miiilowo

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

S̵̝̞͆͘T̸̜̕O̷͂͛͜P̸̰̲̎ ̶͙͛T̶̖̲́̀Õ̸̥͉̒Ṷ̷́C̵͙͊͒H̴̪̩̊̕I̸̮̓̚N̸͍͙͗G̵͚͝ ̷̳̔̃H̴͍̉͌I̷̝͐M̷̔ͅ.̴̨̈.

FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG

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catwalkvivi

me playing pokemon violet like

i like to imagine that my team would do exactly this every time my tinkaton would use gigaton hammer

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