Number 1 Usagi Fan.

Miyamoto Usagi is truly a Character of All Time.

He's a literal fluffy rabbit. He has fought toe-to-toe with demons. He's great with kids. He has killed hundreds of people. He gets easily flustered around pretty ladies. He has canonically fucked. He is incredibly kind and good hearted. He lied to the police about murdering a public official. He's just a silly little guy. He has witnessed crucifixions and carried a severed head in his arms. His best friend is a rhinoceros.

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

stanley pines trashy crossdresser real or whatever

really really epic picture:

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

well, the calf in MY poem has three heads but i guess yours is fine too....

everyone drop out of college and quit your jobs we are losing our best fandom bloggers to the machine of capitalism

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

manifesting

dungeon meshi ah dungeon meshi

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.