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ow. fern boy

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alex - 21 - ohio - he/him/his ask - submit - plant blog
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GOD NO I HAVE TOO MANY BABIES although if you still havent named that orange one from me you should because the 'unnamed' is bugging me. maybe try unloading them on newbies in nature flight? you really need some other breeds

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NO I JUST NEED LESS DRAGONS

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a song of incest and death

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So there are starks who are wolf people (but not literally) and they live up where it's really cold and one of them is a bastard.  The king who has a really uncomfortable chair is married to the family of really sneaky ass bastards (lannisters) who are also incest.  They do sneaky things.  Meanwhile on other continent the ~~true rulers~~ are dragon people and marry off a young girl to the horse people and then shit happens and she uses her political power and dragons?  Also winter comes because the planet has weird seasons with like YEARS of good weather and then bad weather.  I'm pretty sure Edward Stark or whatever his name is dies.  Arya is... a wolf child and Sansa is something else awesome.  Jon Snow is also a stark and i get him confused with John Stewart because IDK. Also The dragon lady is a khaleesi.  IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE THE IRON THRONE IS LITERALLY MADE OF SWORDS.  WHICH DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY IT'S CALLED THE IRON THRONE. SWORDS ARE NOT MADE OF IRON?

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Quark sighed woefully at the sight of the baby guinea pig, who a few moments previously had been his dear friend Em. Normally this isn't the sort of thing you do with a friend, but drastic times called for drastic measures. Quark looked around surreptitiously and then carefully cuddled the adorable piggy.

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quark carefully cuddled the adorable piggy right into a blender. it was snack time for his field of carnivorous plants.

dude im not from australia either 8(

SORRY I AM JUST MAD ABOUT SMALL RABBITS AND PIGS RIGHT NOW.

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