alex: baby jesus doesn't even care
alex: because he's busy
godric : no, of course baby jesus didn't care
alex: baby jesus just wants his nappy changed
godric : but everyone else does
godric : and nice milk
godric : and people to stop giving him weird-smelling substances
alex: he doesn't understand that gold is an investment
godric : because he's a baby
alex: but he's baby god
alex:i guess he doesn't care about earthly possessions
alex: because he doesn't have object permanence yet
godric : nor can he see very well
godric : it's all a blur
alex:i feel like maybe if there is a god
alex: he's baby jesus
alex: and thus doesn't care
godric : yes
alex: and everything is blurry and impermanent
alex: also imagining giant cosmic babies is fun
godric : but nonetheless, baby god stares into your soul
godric : yes
godric : it is
godric : it is very fun
godric : oh wow
godric : imagine a giant cosmic baby giggle
alex: imagine a giant cosmic placenta
godric : I think there's a nebula for that...