bleb-punk reblogged
hamdrax: man I love cougars they are so rubbish
hamdrax: everyone in this country is always like omfg they're vicious killers and its like
hamdrax: well yeah sometimes they attack people but they almost never win?? and also they're REALLY PREDICTABLE and any change in what they expect an attack to go like makes them be like "O_O WHAT DO"
hamdrax: like
sexybiopsy: dfkghkhdfjg
hamdrax: the ones that attack people are always ~1 year old and don't know how to hunt very good and there's a scarcity of normal prey
hamdrax: so they are driven by their shit circumstances and they will only ever attack from above like if they are on a ridge or cliff and someone is in a ravine or walking below them
hamdrax: and their method of attack is
hamdrax: BITE ITS NECK --> ??? --> PROFIT
hamdrax: so like one of my favorite cougar attack stories is how
hamdrax: one of them leapt onto a little girl from above but
hamdrax: the girl had been swimming and had a big foam life preserver around her neck?
hamdrax: so the cougar just was basically
hamdrax: nomming on the foam thing like O_O WHAT DO
hamdrax: WHAT
hamdrax: WHAT DO
sexybiopsy: LMAO
sexybiopsy: LMAO!!!!
hamdrax: until the girl's mother came and hit it
hamdrax: with a lunchbox?
hamdrax: so.
sexybiopsy: lkjHFGkljfsgfdkjhg
hamdrax: cougars.
hamdrax: which I mean isn't to say that they cannot be dangerous I just find it kind of endearing how easily they can be thwarted.
sexybiopsy: yeah.
hamdrax: :'D