ya’ll gonna make me choke to death on people one day

If Hannibal and Gordon Ramsay tried working together

I am waiting, waiting for the episode where everyone realizes this. It’s just 60 minutes of facepalming with occasional commercial breaks. My soul craves this. 

Possibly the best fan made Hannibal video ever.

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian" when people hand you their newborn babies

the hannibal season finale ends with hannibal inviting gordon ramsay along with everyone else over to his house for a spectacular dinner party and halfway through gordon asks what sort of meat it is and when hannibal replies “lamb” he shakes his head like no it isnt thats not a lamb taste and hannibal provides an increasingly desperate list of exotic meats that gordon all rejects until hes soaked in sweat and the entire room is completely silent

Manifesto (February 5th, 1920) by Georges Ribemont-Dessaignes

So I found a scan of it…

since it’s in a format that doesn’t suit tumblr well I’ll use this in the future

it’s kind of like the tl;dr version of “behold your future executioners” 

the book that ruined my childhood

i’ve always had a pretty bad phobia of slugs. as long as i can remember, my parents have been trying to get me to ‘overcome’ my fear with various methods, none of which were very successful.

one day my uncle gave this book to my mum, so she could show me how ‘harmless and silly’ slugs really are.

unfortunately neither of them actually read it…

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AAHH I LOVE THIS BOOK. I had it when I was younger

Everybody shut up and look at how amazing this is.

Francisco de Goya - Saturn Devouring His Son

This could be a scene from an incredibly awesome video game.