“Babies don’t drink tea, Holmes, they drink BRANDY!”
i saw a baby with a shirt on that said “Santa doesn’t exist but its okay because i can’t read yet”
Greenhouse
A 6.6x image of a benthic fish egg cluster,
photo by Dr. Jaime Gomez-Gutierrez, Centro Interdisciplinario de Ciencias Marinas, Mexico.
what the heck if you search “vacuum noise” you will find a ton of youtube videos of vacuum noise
"good for babies!"
"so you and your baby will sleep without crying"
THE HECK KIND OF BABIES DO YOU HAVE
babies that have been touched by the vacuum gods. babies who must be cleansed
Babies are dicks
if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
this is my baby
i cant believe this is what babies look like before you glue all the skin on
NO.
hey you found a baby i would actually want
a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian" when people hand you their newborn babies
THIS BABY GOES UP TO 11.
face of i mean technically yes i guess that counts as a theory
Sundew with Damselfly Prey
Sundews (genus Drosera) lure, capture, and digest insects using sweet, sticky tentacles covering their leaf surfaces. Tentacles and leaves can even move to wrap around a trapped insect. Although most of their prey consists of small insects such as flies, bulkier insects with large wings are also caught. Learn more about these plants on EOL: http://eol.org/pages/60629/details
(image: Drosera anglica, with Common Bluet damselflies, Enallagma cyathigerum, Duck Lake, OR, USA, by Noah Elhardt)
Hyena cubs (by dsgreenKenya)