ow. fern boy

imagine spock meeting an excited dog

#it gets funnier the longer you think about it

happen

Where am going

Day 3, the shrubs are beginning to accept me as one of their own. 

Derp wolves

“Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth”

“Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind”

Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance

Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”

Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.

Omg

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.

Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….

……………….

……..

up to something.

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD omfGG 

their reactions are the funniest things ever

yessssssssssssssss

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight I can taste vomit

IT’S FUCKING FLAPPING AND FLAILING INT HE WIND I JUST FNT

Thank god this came back to my blog

I laughed so hard at this omfg!

IT’S BACK

AN EXCELLENT TIME TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT IT'S PROBABLY NOT TRUE HIS DICK IS TOO BIG FOR THE CONDOM.