Bleach characters! You have just learned that Orihime and Grimmjow are dating! How do you respond?

As requested by anon. :)

Well, everyone, it seems that Orihime is now dating Grimmjow! I guess that’s what happens when Grimmjow joins Team Good. So what do all of you think about that?

Ichigo: W-what?! Inoue, what you doing dating him??

Sora: It is perfectly obvious, Kurosaki. I was a father-figure for my sister. Then I became a hollow. Now she clearly has a thing for hollows.

Grimmjow: Um….you were some sort of worm monster thing. I’m an extremely hot, human-looking dude with just a bit of mask.

Grimmjow: I don’t really think I remind her of you.

Szayel: Yeah, we espada are really more runway model than freak show monster, you know?

Grimmjow: Put a shirt on, dude!

Tatsuki: All right, Orihime! Way to snag a man! Did you use your boobs like I taught you?

Orihime: Um…I don’t think so…

Tatsuki: I bet you totally did!

Rukia: I-I don’t really know whether I like this or not. But I guess a get it. The reformed bad boy charm. Edgy, sexy, dangerous, but ultimately on the good side.

Renji: …

Renji: [casually uncovers tattoos]

Ulquiorra: And Grimmjow accused me of stealing from him.

Ulquiorra: Hypocrite.

Grimmjow: I’m sorry; I can’t hear you over the sound of you being dead.

Ishida: …

Chad: You okay, Ishida?

Ishida: Of course I’m okay. Why wouldn’t I be okay? Just because the girl of my dreams is dating a dumb, Ichigo-obsessed hollow with anger management problems, why would I be upset? I am totally okay with this.

Ishida: I GUESS HOLLOW ARE JUST OUR FRIENDS NOW, RIGHT?!

Orihime: They sure are! If not more than friends!

Ishida: …

Ishdia: [sobs]

Nnoitra: Tch. Grimmjow WOULD date a human. He’s definitely the type.

Starrk: Open-minded?

Nnoitra: Weak!

Starrk: Right, right. Whatever you say, Nnoitra.

Yamamoto: See? This is exactly why I didn’t want Inoue to heal my arm. It’s very difficult, once you’ve brought someone’s arm back from non-existence, to not develop romantic feelings toward them.

Soi Fon: Um…my arm was healed by Squad 4.

Yamamoto: And I’m sure you and Unohana will be very happy together.

Urahara: Maaan, and this whole time I thought it was my clever salesmanship that made Grimmjow want to join us.

Urahara: I guess I can’t compete with boobs, really.