The Devil is Thique~

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

And I think we both know who’s best at hunting down humans. No! No!

I sent her to be out here with you. Since I couldn’t really be with her, and I couldn’t be with you, I thought at least two of my favorite people could…be together.

1.12 || 3.08

- Lucifer, telling it like it is.

1x01 | 2x13

Lucifer looking daddy af in his glasses 

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Did anyone else teared up a bit with this? Lucifer playing  Changes by David Bowie…

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes (Turn and face the strange) Ch-ch-changes Just gonna have to be a different man Time may change me But I can’t trace time

Strange fascination, fascinating me Changes are taking the pace I’m going through

“The world’s first murderer. Marked by God and doomed to walk on Earth alone for a tortured eternity. It’s quite the moniker. Yet, still, nowhere as ridiculous as the Sinnerman. Wouldn’t you agree, Cain?”

“Will they be buddies or enemies?”