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The Lone Dinosaur

@blarfshnorgull / blarfshnorgull.tumblr.com

wow that's a lot of pokemon and fire emblem
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I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot

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Origins: Only the Magisters have ever walked physically in the Fade. Such a feat has never been repeated, and the hubris of their actions unleashed an ancient evil on the world that terrorises Thedas to this day. Inquisition: Your trip through the Fade at Adamant was unprecedented and dangerous and we should make sure no-one does it again. Veilguard: 12 bedroom Fade Flat for Rent, 300 Sovreigns/month

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Isabela: Emma salin! Wait. That's elven for congratulations, right? (elf) Rook: You might want to try "enasalin." That means "victory." "Emma salin" means "I want you within me."

Thank you to whoever wrote these lines on behalf of anyone writing elf smut in the DA fandom :))

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