none house left grief

Don’t worry, Ed told him right after <3

Inktober day 30

More women

Thank god they decided to make more

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

SEPTEMBER 30TH VS OCTOBER 1ST

garlic soup, or as i like to call them, goup

archie: sorry cap i can’t do the late watch tonight, me and the goup are having date night

frenchie: you and the what

instead of traditional gendered terms like “boyfriend” or “girlfriend” or even popular non-gendered terms like “partner” or “significant other” archie only refers to jim olu and zheng as her goupies

archie: yeah me and the goupies are poly

lucius: what

archie: poly? like polyamory? it’s when instead of just dating one perso-

lucius: girl you know damn well that’s not the part i’m confused by

Interview with the Vampire + text posts (pt. 5/6)

I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

Now this guy can have some peace of mind

this is a strip club in vancouver.

to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for  behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club. 

This is even better with context

So that’s how one pisses off Canadians!

I do need people to see the ad the No 5 Orange posted about it

going to invent a new word

i'm calling it "plagiarism". it's when you make something new all by yourself

these people are so unserious

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

i think its a bit funny for some people to be like but WHYYY did he let claudia die!!!!!! and assad is literally like

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "macrodata refinement” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some scary numbers back there

my buddy pacing the severed floor: mr. milchik is lying to us