Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005, dir. John Pasquin)

I felt now was a good time for the memes-of-the-year recap:

OH MY GOD

NO

No

No

hmmm

BONUS

Floral Wrap Dress \ $32.00 \

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

Keke Palmer reacts to Titanic

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

This is my fave vine of all time and I want a 5 minute extension of this

how did noah end up in this crib ????

I’m Noah.

this is a bop tho

this will never not be funny

Ya wcw

When you think you speak a language properly and go to that Country. This so accurate it hurts (apply to slang and weird accents too)

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

I am deceased

minor update:

Dont fck w the internet

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whaaaaaaattttt

Lfmaooooo I don’t understandddddd

What just happened lmfaooo

Wait..

oh so this what yall like? say no more