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Howdy, I'm Oz (feel free to just call me Blackstar). Just some guy who likes music, Night In The Woods, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, TTRPGs and cute animals. I tend to reblog the latter two a lot. He/They pronouns, pansexual (o)possum. Avatar by Orioel, check her out here! https://twitter.com/clovehoof  I do stupid YouTube stuff at Blackstar Plays, but I can't copy-paste the URL here for some goddamn reason! So fuck it, if you're interested you'll find it!
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bleedchan

the best thing about being a “popular” nsfw artist is how people give 0.00000001% of a shit about you as a person and about anything you post that isn’t porn

you can even try to sneak in some writing or lore or something, but only about 3 people will retain any of this information or care enough to actually read it

much like being a sex worker irl, all people care about is the shape of the body parts you show them. they might act like they don’t and that they actually want to be your friend or partner, but inevitably they will expect you to do the sex work thing, except for free now because you’re Friends

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blackstarmbv

if it means anything, i remember all the Kilovolt lore you told me.

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glacierclear
Anonymous asked:

I COULD LITERALLY EAT YOUR ART I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW GOOD IT IS OH MY GOD. AND LEON!?!?!?! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY!!!!! THE HEADCANONS AND THE ART ARE JUST SO PERFECT!!!! YOU KEEP DOING THE ART THING!!!!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!! :D

thank you so much anon ;-; its incredibly validating to hear at least some people are enjoying my headcanons and mindless rambling about leon lolol and ofc the art!!!!

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blackstarmbv

this just makes me think of that thing maurice sendak talked about, how he replied to a kid's sweet card with a card of his own, complete with a drawing of a wild thing, and then got a letter back from the parents who said that the boy loved it so much he ate it. "he didn't care it was an original maurice sendak drawing or anything. he saw it, he loved it, he ate it.". he called it the best compliment he ever received.

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I’ve said it before, and I will say it again.

If you want Roe v Wade overturned, but don’t support:

  • Comprehensive sexual education in schools
  • Easy and affordable access to contraception
  • Access to adequate and affordable prenatal care
  • Paid parental leave
  • Subsidized childcare
  • CHIP (Children’s Health Insurance Program)
  • WIC,

Then you don’t actually care about reducing abortions or protecting children. You just want to punish people with uteruses for having sex.

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Reminder that if you are located in any of the areas with a dot, especially green or yellow, you need to take your bird feeders and bird baths down. If you have cats and dogs, watch them closely while they play outside to ensure they don’t find and eat a sick/dead bird in your backyard as this is fatal to furry friends as well. If you have pet birds or poultry, take extreme caution to wear different shoes between each bird area, don’t get any new birds until the virus burns itself out, and disinfect or discard any potential fomites any time they come into contact with one of your birds or anywhere outside that could be contaminated by wild bird feces.

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todaysbird

Bird flu is spreading rapidly. Please search for “bird flu” + your area and see if it has reached you.

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so much hate on the dash rb to hug the person you reblogged this from <3

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Saw a tweet joking about gathering enough money from the public to buy back Twitter from Elon Musk, so let’s just consider for a moment that even if you got every single Twitter user, including the inactive ones, to donate $5 to a GoFundMe, we would only be able to raise 6.5 billion dollars. Which is 37.5 billion dollars less than Elon Musk just paid for Twitter. If every single user donated $25, we would still be 11.5 billion dollars short. Anyway if this doesn’t convince you that billionaires needn’t exist and we should tax the hell of them, I don’t know what will

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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

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being critical of academia because it’s heavily hierarchical and systemically racist, and saying that individuals within academia are in no way more qualified to discuss academic subjects than non-academics are two completely different things. sjcjdjahe i swear some people think that to get a history degree you just read like. commercial biographies and watch hamilton. idk how to tell you all this but tiktok doesn’t have a peer review process

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I’m really obsessed with the idea of worldbuilding that refuses to clarify its relationship to reality

When we read books we instinctively try to categorize books based on the kind of book they are, oh this is fantasy, post-apocalyptic, etc. and we try to find out things and clarify what kind of world it is and whether or not the things in it are make believe and how make believe they are.

So what if I...Messed with that process?

For instance. A book is set in Ohio. We mention the names of cities in Ohio and pieces of Ohio’s history and famous landmarks in Ohio and it’s incredibly well researched, even down to the names of museums in Cincinnati or something. We’re talking very firmly established in the facts of a place. It’s kind of an eerie book and in some ways the setting seems weird or cloudy or dreamy but it seems grounded in just the amount of facts that are in it about the setting.

There are little factoids dropped here and there. At first very boring ones. Something that happened at an Ohio water treatment plant in 1995. What it takes to serve on a jury in Ohio. Ohio laws about spraying pesticides on corn. Facts about corn itself. Probably one of those cutesy little facts about weird local laws.

They start to get...stranger. The little bits of worldbuilding. Did you know that Ohio has had more nuclear power plant accidents than any other state? In this small town in Ohio, you used to need a license to perform an exorcism! This charming small town’s mayor is a ghost. In Ohio, it is legal for doctors to draw more of your blood than they need to sell to third parties. There are no Dollar Tree’s in Ohio. (Have you ever seen a Dollar Tree in Ohio? Are you sure?)

At some point the reader catches onto something that is clearly not right. Maybe the book states at some point that Indiana is to the east of Ohio instead of the west. This is clearly a mistake, and they move on.

Some things about the everyday realities of the setting seem peculiar. There seem to be quite a bit of packs of wild dogs about, and mold seems to grow a lot quicker. Grass is described very strangely—a shade of green that isn’t very characteristic of grass. There seem to be a lot of cults, and there are a lot of empty lots in town enclosed with razor wire for no apparent reason. Sometimes a character’s hands grow suddenly cold, and they panic and hasten inside. Frostbite? Is it the climate? Why does the author write that way?

At some point, though, it becomes clear that the author is fictionalizing a bit. It may certainly be the case that nuclear accidents have occurred in Ohio more than any other state, but the tale of how deer from that area glow in low light is probably made up. And though that famous televangelist existed and it seems plausible enough that he owned tigers, like some kind of janky drug dealer would purchase, it seems implausible that he regularly fed people to them.

As the story continues, more and more facts seem a little off, though. The spatial relationship of Ohio to its surrounding states, and the shape that Ohio is (it’s described at one point as having a panhandle, and as bordering East Tennessee) seems to make less and less sense. The wild dogs are massive, and have smoldering eyes like hellhounds. One nuclear disaster apparently wiped out a full sixth of Ohio’s population. The deer, plagued with cancer from the radiation, have turned carnivores. The wild horses run under a red sky—the sky is always described as red. The original capital of Ohio is lost, its stones dashed down in the war that made its citizens turn to cannibalism. The invasive plants of Ohio can pry open windows, and once choked a woman in her sleep. The people of Ohio dream more frequently of birds of prey gouging out their eyes than people in any other state. There are plagues of rats in Ohio that sometimes devastate towns. In Ohio, unexplained disappearances are rarely investigated. There are eagles in Ohio—their wings blot out the sun. Ohio briefly seceded from the Union in 1922, and there are those that still believe in the Free People’s Empire of Ohio. Ohio shares a border with Arizona. Ohio has a coastline on the edge of a dark and perpetually cold sea.

It becomes abundantly clear that this is not Ohio. It is something else, named Ohio and superficially wearing Ohio as a skin, but it is not Ohio. And looking back, it is hard to tell when it stopped being Ohio. When it stopped being just quirky Americana and an eerie mood and started being...this. Small details were off early on, but these were not noticed, because they seemed so normal. The sky was always described as red, but that was because it was supposed to be sunset...right?

The governor of Ohio has been struck down. All bow before the God-Emperor of Ohio. The black wolves of Hell await those who will not bow with their teeth.

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So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

HOMEWRECKER

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titimylove

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

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vixen-uchiha

She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat

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Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

Not gonna not reblog this….

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atomskdluffy

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

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mr-prism

*muffled screams*

I had to

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lakritzwolf

Do… do bathroom designers not take showers?

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“Nondisabled people using amenities originally designed for disabled people does nothing but improve our lives”

I feel like it shouldn’t be a hard one to figure out, but apparently it is:

If an resource designed to cater to disability is limited, then don’t use it if you’re not disabled - like the limited number of disabled parking spaces or disabled toilets; if you use one, then someone who needs that resource won’t have access.

But if a resource is not limited, then more use will encourage more production. So use it! Buy it! Gluten free food became cheaper and more widely available after it became a fad diet, and now it’s easier for coeliacs to buy the food they need. Stim toys like fidget cubes became widely available and common use when they became a fad.

The less niche something is and the more commonly used something is, the easier it will become to obtain.

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roach-works

one of the biggest issues for autistic people is stigmatization and lack of accommodations.

the more Normal People do stuff that autistic people do, like, and need, THE BETTER LIFE GETS FOR AUTISTIC PEOPLE, WHO NO LONGER NEED TO DISCLOSE THEIR STATUS AND GET INTO YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT ABOUT WHETHER THEY REALLY DO ACTUALLY DESERVE TO HAVE THE THING.

they can just go buy it at wal-mart and no one cares. it’s great.

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i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread

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damnmydooah

I’m not even gluten intolerant and I’d go for the bread

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lizardlicks

I’m not even ace, but that’s still absolutely fuckin reasonable to me

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schaudwen

There is a REASON aces celebrate with cake. ALWAYS CHOOSE BREAD

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roach-works

im allosexual and can eat bread and let me tell you if the choice is sex or bread it’s not even a contest. bread every time.

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