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Moon Of My Life

@blackleatherjacketz

Spooky Millenial Fangirl
Multifandom Writer
I follow back at nursestardust
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peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?
steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5

broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’

woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”

I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.

pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.

steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?

exaspertated pool employee: yes, but why d-

steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!

bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!

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jayleeg

10/10 Steve would do this, but not to save money, and more because he likes to mess with people. ;)

PLSS WBDVSHAHAJSHSHSHAHAHAHA

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Summary: Thor's magic wreaks havoc on Steve's memory and your relationship!

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Avenger/Powered!reader

Word Count: 2,660

Warnings: mostly fluff, mild angst, memory loss, mistletoe!

A/N: @buckys-wintersoldier thanks for listening to me complain about this all day!

It had been an accident, but you were convinced that the innocent mistake was going to ruin your Christmas, and possibly the rest of your life. Thor had dropped by the compound to flex his muscles and herd some escaped convicts from Agsard who had sought refuge in midgard. Steve, Tony and Bucky had offered to help, letting the rest of the Avengers and you continue to work on your own tasks and pick up the slack. They made it back home without a scratch, but Thor’s exuberance and bluster lead to a small bolt of lightning breaking off from Mjölnir’s strike, hitting Steve unexpectedly in the face. He hadn’t even had time to grab his shield from Bucky’s arm during the commotion.

Steve woke up flat on his back with you, Bucky and Thor leaning over him worriedly. You stroked his face gently as his eyes fluttered open, a wave of relief washing over you. It would definitely take more than a single bolt of lightning to defeat Captain America!

Steve groaned and looked around, his vision adjusting slowly to his surroundings. “What happened?”

Sickeningly sweet, but very cute! A perfect little Hallmark Christmas Special!

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thezhenger

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

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gryphonrhi

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

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astolat

*reblogs to save deeply inspirational commentary*

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HOLY GUACAMOLE! I can't believe there are so many of you guys here. I only started writing for this fandom 7 months ago! I really appreciate all the comments, reblogs and likes from y'all!

I was going to post something for 500 followers but my new job as a university student tutor just started, along with my other jobs and it sort of took over my life!

I want to do something to celebrate you guys, so please comment/reblog this post or send me an ask with anything you'd like to see from me! I can't make promises, but I'll do my very best.

Just a note about my writing.

  • I do NOT write non-con, incest, or underage.
  • I'm not a fan of AUs, unless it's something like a soulmate AU (I'm open to that one!)
  • I love writing angsty things, but I've been told in other fandoms that I can fluff quite well. I'm up for smutty things, but I wouldn't call it my specialty.
  • I do not write real people - only fictional characters please. Preferably Bucky and Steve!

I appreciate any feedback you guys might have for me, for new things or old!

Last thing! I want to shoutout my amazing friends @blackleatherjacketz, @samodivaa & @nicoline1998enilocin. They are all amazing writers and I fully recommend you check out their work too!

Everyone go read all of @mrsbuckybarnes1917 ‘s stuff right now! She’s the best!

Congrats on 600!!!

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