If Tom was part of a puff puff pass circle, things would have been better...or worse....
Harry will quietly tell his close friends and family about the engagement. Tom...well the monks in Tibet will know.
Harry will never get a shut up ring from Tom, it will definitely be a please please please marry me begging ring.
I see Harry getting annoyed and telling Tom to shut up and just kiss him already, but I also see Tom getting annoyed and just kissing Harry.
Harry James Potter is the only person Tom Marvolo Riddle has ever claimed as his lover. Harry doesn't understand the significance, Walpurgis'(alive(??) and from beyond the grave)they know.
Tom likes Harry in panties, not because he's a pervert or because it's a fetish or anything. It's because Harry looks good in them. Totally not like you'd find a pair of Harry's panties in Tom's pocket or anything.
Tom doesn't care if his fucks have a cock or a pussy one way or another, but for Harry...the more the merrier
Tom is a psychopath, but Harry finds it a spice of life.
Tom will have one half of the king bed and Harry the other half and yet still Tom will end up with with his arms wrapped around Harry...on Harry's side.
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here's the difference:
you would make this!!! Damn Voldemort is scary tall huh
Nahh that's called climbable~
Tom is the type to need constant 'I love you' messages from Harry. I've seen it happen.
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Anonymous asked:
How far is 5,11 from 6,4?
Like what’s the height difference look like?
Is there a way to make some sort of chart to see, for visuals?
I’m sure someone could illustrate this but it is five inches……. Ish
It's like an average cell phone size difference
Guys help!! There's a fanfic I've been trying to find, I've only heard the whispers about it so I don't really know. But it's like Harry and Tom are soulmates and Tom rejects harry and so Harry jumps off of the astronomy tower(or something either way he dead) and then Tom resurrects him like 10 years later cuz he, I wanna say cuz he realized what a douche he was but...idk, but the DMG has been done and now he's trying to fix and waya to keep harry with him...I think...
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"You're too big for that now, sweetling."
Dany and Viserion portrait because I miss my girls
Harry Potter is Tom Riddle's soulmate. It's the truth. God told me so. If you have any problems take it up with Them.
I need a Dark Lord Harry fic. If Tom happens to be the 'saviour'...well now we're just cooking aren't we?
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I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.