lyrics  pulled  from  joshua  bassett’s  trilogy  of  songs.  please  amend  wording  or  pronouns  where  necessary.

• “  my label said to never waste a crisis.  ”
• “  here i am, guitar in hand.  ”
• “  honestly, i didn’t want to write this.  ”
• “  if you get to tell your truth then so do i.  ”
• “  it’s cool if you want me to play the bad guy.  ”
• “  don’t you dare act like i didn’t love you.  ”
• “  don’t go thinking that i didn’t hurt too.  ”
• “  don’t you ever wonder if i’m okay after all you put me through ?  ”
• “  half the shit you’re saying is only half true.  ”
• “  you’re messing with my life as a career move.  ”
• “  i can’t help but wonder why you won’t make it end.  ”
• “  i guess you would never dare to waste a crisis.  ”
• “  what the hell am i supposed to do with that ?  ”
• “  i wish that i could open my eyes and the nightmare be over.  ”
• “  keep fanning the fire for the headlines.  ”
• “  weren’t you the one who left in the first place ?  ”
• “  weren’t you the one who called things off ?  ”
• “  was it an act to love me ?  ”
• “  was it an act to hate me ?  ”

• “  i pulled into your driveway again.  ”
• “  we kissed, but it felt different.  ”
• “  i should have seen it coming then.  ”
• “  you swore that you only had a crush.  ”
• “  you told me that you would cut him off.  ”
• “  my friends all warned me i should run for the hills, but i defended you still.  ”
• “  because i knew rumours could kill.  ”
• “  your secret is safe with me.  ”
• “  oh you don’t even know i know.  ”
• “  don’t worry because i’m keeping my mouth closed.  ”
• “  how could you be so cold ?  ”
• “   i really hope you had your fun.  ”
• “  good for you fooling everyone.  ”
• “  you had me tricked for sixteen months.  ”
• “  your smoke and mirrors had me hypnotized.  ”
• “  i heard the truth last night.  ”
• “  when  your woe is me stops working, i bet your songs won’t sound the same.  ”
• “  the truth you can’t dent, it changed everything.  ”
• “  you can’t hide behind what’s clear as dare.  ” 

• “  i don’t know what i did to deserve all this.  ”
• “  i don’t want to be rude or on the defensive.  ”
• “  but i’ve been through it too.  ”
• “  i know you feel used.  ”
• “  i know you’ve been hurt.  ”
• “  anything i did to make you feel worse, i’d take it back if i could.  ”
• “  nothing i say will ease the pain.  ”
• “  why must i hurt for you to feel okay ?  ”
• “  you don’t get to take all of me.  ”
• “  set me free.  ”
• “  i don’t need your apology.  ”
• “  i don’t recognise you, not anymore.  ”
• “  you’re not the love that i fell for.  ”
• “  i’ve been running away.  ”
• “  i’ve been facing my fears.  ”
• “  it’s been a fucking year.  ”
• “  i’ve been doing my time, i’ve been working on me.  ”
• “  i wasn’t sure i’d survive.  ”
• “  i’ve never felt so weak.  ”
• “  i hope you know i still care about you dearly.  ”
• “  i’ve got to lock the door and throw away the key.  ”
• “  i won’t never let you hurt me how you hurt me again.  ”

• “  meet  me  tonight  ?  at  our  spot  ?  ”
• “  i’m  sorry,  but  you  know  we  can’t  do  this.  ”
• “  you  almost  had  even  me  believing  that.  ”
• “  don’t  you  think  you  were  a  little  too  convincing  ?  ”
• “  i  wished  it  could  have  been  you.  ”
• “  i  think  of  you  often,  even  when  i  know  we  cannot  see  each  other.  ”
• “  i  cannot  keep  this  up.  ”
• “  i  can’t  pretend  not  to  be  jealous.  ”
• “  i  wished  it  could  be  you  on  my  arm.  ”
• “   people  will  talk  if  you  continue.  ”
• “  i  thought  this  was  what  you  wanted  ?  ”
• “  how  can  you  lie  so  easily  ?  ”
• “  as  soon  as  i  see  someone  else  close  to  you,  i  get  jealous.  ”
• “  how  can  we  live  like  this  ?  pretending  ?  ”
• “  i  don’t  know  if  we  should  be  alone  together.  ”
• “  we  could  have  been  happy.  ”
• “  it’s  difficult  to  be  so  close  but  not  be  able  to  kiss  you.  ”
• “  i  broke  the  rules  for  you,  isn’t  that  enough  ?  ”
• “  i  wish  that  i  could  stop  loving  you.  but  i  can’t.  ”
• “  pretending  i  wasn’t  in  love  with  you  is  the  hardest  thing  i’ve  ever  done.  ”
• “  maybe  some  people  are  only  meant  to  fall  in  love  with  each  other,  but  not  be  together.  ” 
• “  i  love  you,  not  them.  ”
• “  will  there  ever  be  a  day  where  we  can  tell  them  about  us  ?  ”
• “  were  you  with  them  ?  ”
• “  is  that  why  you  didn’t  answer  your  phone  ?  ”
• “  i  missed  you  whilst  you  were  gone.  ”
• “  i  hate  seeing  you  with  them.  ”
• “  we  shouldn’t  do  this  here.  ”
• “  you  love  me,  don’t  you  ?  ”
• “  you  know  how  i  feel.  ”
• “  please  remember  that  i  love  you.  ”

• “  as long as we have reasonable behaviour from everyone, no one will be thrown out.  ”
• “  you must know of the basic law  ?  ”
• “  will you stop talking!  ”
• “  will you please just listen  !  ”
• “  will you just stop being whatever it is you’re trying to be.  ”
• “  the law has been broken.  ”
• “  you have no authority here  !  ”
• “  she’s kicked him out !  ”
• “  i take charge !  ”
• “  READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM.  ”
• “  appalling behaviour.  ”
• “  what are you talking about  ? you don’t know what you’re talking about.  ”
• “  could i ask you to be respectful please.  ”
• “  we’re just trying to have a meeting you fool.  ”
• “  he’s being very disrespectful to everybody.  ”
• “  the man is a complete disgrace.  ”
• “  i have a photograph of it.  ”
• “  no  no.  i’m  against  that.  ”
• “  please refer to me as britney spears from now on.  ”
• “  i would be loathe for that to happen.  ”
• “  i didn’t realise i was being disruptive.  ”
• “  i was on the naughty step.  ”
• “  we haven’t got access to it. we’re blocked.  ”
• “  my personal opinion is that it’s for political gain.  ”
• “  i have never seen such a strongly worded letter.  ”
• “  which is why we’ve been walking on eggshells.  ”
• “  if this goes viral it’s going to start a war of words.  ”
• “  i don’t know what the date is, i haven’t got my diary.  ”

• "  i  don't  care  about  what  fancy  school  you  went  to  or  how  many  boys  you  didn't  bang  while  you  were  there.  "
• “  from  now  on  i  only  want  fancy  things  in  my  life.  ”
• “  being  lame  is  liberating.  ”
• “  you  can’t  teach  kindness.  ”
• “  it’s  so  hard  to  have  to  try  so  hard  all  the  time.  ”
• “  music  gives  us  permission  to  feel.  ”
• “  i’m  a  stone  cold  bitch  with  ice  water  in  my  veins.  ”
• “  i’m  warning  you,  don’t  screw  with  my  dream.  ”
• “  you  don’t  have  to  be  a  good  person,  as  long  as  you  do  good  things.  ”
• “  there  is  more  honour  in  defeat  then  there  is  in  unused  potential.  ”
• “  when  the  stakes  get  higher,  friendships  fail.  ”
• “  they  always  say  that’s  the  problem  with  a  threesome.  someone  always  ends  up  in  tears.  ”
• “  there’s  no  such  thing  as  destiny.  ”
• “  sex  has  nothing  to  do  with  loyalty.  ”
• “  running  away  was  the  best  thing  i  ever  did  with  my  life.  ”
• “  people  don’t  believe  you  because  you  don’t  believe  you.  ”
• “  nothing  is  permanent.  not  what  you  own,  not  what  you  love,  not  even  the  things  that  you  think  will  break  you  forever.  ”
• “  it  never  ceases  to  amaze  how  good  it  feels  to  say  no  to  things.  ”
• “  i’m  not  about  enjoyment.  i’m  about  winning.  ”
• “  i’m  going  to  do  whatever  it  takes  to  get  you  what  you  want.  ”
• “  great  lessons  are  only  learned  when  the  stakes  are  high.  ”
• “  ethics  are  the  rules  that  social  systems  provide  us,  and  morals  are  the  principles  which  we  govern  ourselves  by.  ”
• “  a  person  cannot  be  truly  selfless  and  survive.  ”
• “  i’m  not  a  box.  i  don’t  have  four  sides  for  you  to  look  at  and  approve  of.  ”
• “  i  keep  thinking  that  the  only  thing  we  all  share  together  is  that  we’re  all  alone.  ”
• “  i  promise  to  be  more  real  from  now  on.  ”
• “  my  ambition  just  poisoned  every  decision.  ”

• “  i'm  doing  good,  i'm  on  some  new  shit.  ”
• “  i  thought  i  saw  you  at  the  bus  stop.  ”
• “  you  know  the  greatest  films  of  all  time  were  never  made.  ”
• “  if  you  wanted  me,  you  really  should've  showed.  ”
• “  if  you  never  bleed,  you're  never  gonna  grow.  ”
• “  we  were  something  don't  you  think  so  ?  ”
• “  if  my  wishes  came  true,  it  would've  been  you.  ”  
• “  it  would've  been  fun  if  you  would've  been  the  one.  ”  
• “  we  never  painted  by  the  numbers.  ”  
• “  if  one  thing  had  been  different,  would  everything  be  different  today  ?  ”

• “  when  you  are  young,  they  assume  you  know  nothing.  ”
• “  i  knew  you,  dancing  in  your  levi's,  drunk  under  a  streetlight.  ”  
• “  when  i  felt  like  i  was  an  old  cardigan  under  someone's  bed,  you  put  me  on  and  said  i  was  your  favourite.  ”
• “  a  friend  to  all  is  a  friend  to  none.  ” 
• “  you  drew  stars  around  my  scars  but  now  i'm  bleeding.  ” 
• “  you,  stepping  on  the  last  train,  marked  me  like  a  bloodstain.  ”
• “  i  knew  you'd  linger  like  a  tattoo  kiss.  ”  
• “  i  knew  you'd  haunt  all  of  my  what-ifs.  ”  
• “  i  knew  i'd  curse  you  for  the  longest  time.  ”  
• “  i  knew  you'd  come  back  to  me.  ”
• “  i  knew  you'd  miss  me  once  the  thrill  expired.  ”

• “  the  wedding  was  charming,  if  a  little  gauche.  ”
• “  there’s  only  so  far  new  money  goes.  ”
• “  who  knows,  if  she  never  showed  up,  what  could’ve  been.  ”  
• “  she  had  a  marvellous  time  ruining  everything.  ”  
• “  in  a  feud  with  her  neighbour  she  stole  his  dog  and  dyed  it  key  lime  green.  ”
• “  fifty  years  is  a  long  time.  ”
• “  who  knows,  if  i  never  showed  up,  what  could’ve  been. ”
• “  i  had  a  marvellous  time  ruining  everything.  ”

• “  i  think  i've  seen  this  film  before  and  i  didn't  like  the  ending.  ”
• “  you're  not  my  homeland  anymore,  so  what  am  i  defending  now ?  ”
• “  you  were  my  town,  now  i'm  in  exile.  "
• “  i  can  see  you  staring,  honey.  ”  
• “  like  you'd  get  your  knuckles  bloody  for  me.  ”
• “  those  eyes  add  insult  to  injury.  ”  
• “  i'm  not  your  problem  anymore.  ”  
• “  so  who  am  i  offending  now  ?  ”
• “  there  is  no a mount  of  crying  i  can  do  for  you.  ”  
• “  you  didn't  even  hear  me  out.  ”
• “  so  many  signs,  so  many  signs.  ”
• “  you  didn't  even  see  the  signs.  ” 

• “  every  story  needs  a  hero  and  a  villain.  ”
• “  this  is  going  to  be  a  little  uncomfortable.  ”
• “  do  you  know  what  i've  done ?  what  i  would  do  again  if  given  the  chance ?  ”  
• “  i  can't  stop.  it's  what  i  am.  "
• “  they  hate  what  they  cannot  control.  ”
• “  the  only  difference  between  a  hero  and  a  villain,  is  who’s  telling  the  story.  ”
• “  i  have  my  reasons  for  being  this  way.  ”
• “  your  death  will  mean  nothing  to  them.  ”
• “  kill  me.  go  on,  i  dare  you.  ”
• “  i  don’t  think  you’ve  got  it  in  you.  you’re  like  a  little  dove,  never  wanting  to  get  your  hands  dirty.  ”
• “  what  do  i  want  ?  i  want  to  see  the  world  burn.  i  want  to  see  a  new  world  born  from  it’s  ashes.  ”
• “  one  day  i  will  kill  you.  and  you  can  be  safe  in  the  knowledge  that  you  will  have  deserved  it.  ”
• “  fate  is  an  excuse  for  people  who  are  too  stupid  or  too  weak  to  make  their  own  future.  "
• “  let  you  go  ?  do  you  really  think  i’m  that  stupid ?  ”
• “  i  could  keep  you  safe.  they’re  all  afraid  of  me. ”
• “  ask  me  if  i  give  a  crap.  ”
• “  you’re  playing  my  game  now.  ”
• “  tell me;  would  you  kill  to  save  a  life ?  ”
• “  what’s  more  important  to  you ?  their  life  or  your  reputation ?  ”

• “  people  will  never  bleed  enough  to  fulfil  your  vision  of  justice.  ”
• “  i  will  never  turn  my  back  on  people  who  need  me.  ”
• “  i  don’t  need  to  be  saved.  ”
• “  rebellions  are  built  on  hope.  ” 
• “  i  will  win.  that’s  what  heroes  do.  ”
• “  i  don’t  have  to  prove  anything  to  you.  ”
• “  you  can’t  always  be  strong,  but  you  can  always  be  brave.  ”
• “  i  will  catch  you.  i  will  bring  you  to  justice.  ”
• “  once  there  is  blood  on  your  hands,  they  will  never  be  clean.  ”
• “  don’t  carry  the  world  upon  your  shoulders.  ”
• “  you  don’t  need  a  reason  to  save  people.  ”
• “  i’m  not  a  hero.  ”
• “  we  will  win.  ”
• “  there’s  no  escape  this  time.  ”
• “  i  really  don’t  want  to  fight.  ”
• “  if  it  was  down  to  me  to  save  your  life,  would  you  trust  me  to  do  it ?  ”
• “  i’ll  admit,  this  looks  bad.  ”
• “  i’m  proud  of  what  i  am.  ”
• “  i  know  my  value.  ”
• “  you’re  wrong  about  them !  ”
• “  let  them  go.  they  have  nothing  to  do  with  this  fight.  ”
• “  it’s  not  too  late  to  change.  i  can  help  you.  ”
• “  killing  me  will  not  end  this.  ” 

• “  i  enjoy  talking  to  you.  your  mind  appeals  to  me.  ”
• “  if  you  live  to  be  a  hundred,  i  want  to  live  a  hundred  minus  one  day  so  i  would  never  have  to  live  a  day  without  you.  ”
• “  i  could  listen  to  you  ramble  all  day.  ”
• “  everything  that  happens  it  better  when  you’re  here.  ”
• “  don’t  you  read  your  messages  ?  we  have  a  friend  emergency.  ”
• “  if  you  called  at  3am,  i’d  always  answer.  ”
• “  i’ll  bring  you  tea  with  honey.  i  know  that  always  makes  you  feel  better.  ”
• “  i  brought  sweets  and  chocolate.  ”
• “  just  get  in  the  pillow  fort,  okay  ?  ”
• “  i  cooked  it  for  you.  it  may  not  be  edible,  but  it’s  the  thought,  right ?  ”
• “  come  for  a  drive  with  me  ?  i  need  to  clear  my  head.  ”
• “  your  mom  let  me  in.  ”
• “  i  made  you  pancakes  to  cheer  you  up.  ”
• “  sometimes  i  want  to  punch  you  in  the  throat.  but  i  love  you.  ”
• “  i  missed  you.  ”
• “  remind  me  why  we  decided  this  was  a  good  idea ?  ”
• “  i  heard  you  crying  through  the  door.  everything  okay  ?  ”
• “  they  don’t  deserve  someone  as  amazing  as  you.  ”
• “  tell  me  words  of  encouragement  so  i  don’t  murder  someone.  ”
• “  it’s  my  job  to  take  care  of  you.  ”
• “  family  isn’t  always  who  you’re  born  with.  it’s  also  who  you’d  die  for.  ”

• “  i’m  sorry,  i  can’t  control  it !  ”
• “  stay  back !  ”
• “  i  can  help,  you  just  need  to  trust  in  my  powers.  ”
• “  i’m  dangerous.  ”
• “  i  could  hurt  you.  ”
• “  my  power  doesn’t  define  me.  ”
• “  i’m  so  sorry  !  did  i  hurt  you ?  ”
• “  the  fire  finds  a  home  in  me.  ”
• “  are  there  more  like  you ? ”
• “  how  did  this  happen  to  you  ?  ”
• “  you’re  a  freak !  ”
• “  i  wish  i  had  your  power.  ”
• “  you’re  astonishing.  ”
• “  you  don’t  need  these  powers  to  be  someone’s  hero.  ”
• “  trust  me,  you  do  not  want  to  be  like  me.  ”
• “  does  it  hurt  ?  your  power ?  ”
• “  they  drained  me  of  my  abilities.  ”
• “  help  me  before  i  explode.  ”
• “  your  skin  is  so  cold.  ”
• “  why  do  you  always  feel  so  hot  ?  it’s  like  you’ve  got  lava  running  through  your  veins  rather  than  blood.  ”
• “  i  don’t  care  about  your  abilities.  i  care  about  you.  ”
• “  you’re  no  match  for  me.  step  aside.  ”

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• [ coffee ]  -  your  muse  brings  mine  a  mug  of  fresh  coffee.
• [ ruffle ]  -  your  muse  ruffles  my  muses  hair.
• [ pat ]  -  your  muse  pats  mine  on  the  shoulder.
• [ piggyback ]  -  your  muse  jumping  on  my  muses  back.
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• [ bake ]  -  your  muse  presents  mine  with  freshly  baked  cookies.
• [ flower crown ]  -  your  muse  places  a  flower  crown  atop  my  muses  head.
• [ cook ]  -  your  muse  cooks  my  muse  a  meal.
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• [ gift ]  -  your  muse  presents  my  muse  with  a  gift.
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• " give me your delicious fuck up. "
• " don't you worry about where i got my jelly. "
• " happy new anus. "
• " you know what? fight me. "
• " bitch don't kill my tribe. "
• " i will get my boobs out and sing cardi and get free drinks. "
• " do not get your boobs out. "
• " my money's on the end of the world. "
• " a moped, fun to play around with, but no one's going to admit they enjoy it. "
• " but now i am older... wiser... i've seen things. "
• " they're so big. "
• " my lemonade in my vodka melatonin is not good. "
• " i just dropped my phone in ranch ! "
• “ he’s a moped. fun to play around with but no one’s going to admit they enjoy it. ”
• “ i always knew i was destined for greatness. ”
• “ i’m immune to puppy dog eyes. ”
• “ i typically use boobs as a form of persuasion. ”
• “ ah sweet coffee, guide me to hell. ”
• “ i have ascended to the holy dad jokes. ”
• “ it’s the universe deep-dicking us. ”
• “ i’m so excited i’m gonna pee. ”
• “ well, when you're an asshole your ass is what you have to rely on.  “
• “ show me your riding crop. ”
• “ he has BDE. big dad energy. ”
• “ i don’t like to feel like a burden. ”
• “ it’s not my dream dad! it’s yours! ”
• “ i will raise fists for you. ” 

• “ she's moving on, but I guess I'm not. ”
• “ guess I'll see you 'round again. ”
• “ i know my place, and it ain't with you. ”
• “ sunsets fade, and love does too. ”
• “ there ain't room for both of us in this town. ”
• “ you're probably gonna die alone. ”
• “ i passed the point of giving a damn. ”
• “ say the word, we'll call it quits. ”
• “ you can't heal, you can't hurt, when you don't feel at all. ”
• “ we can't just go on like this. ”
• “ sunny days seem to hurt the most. ”
• “ all the hell that I've been through. ”
• “ sometimes i wonder who they‘d be today. ”
• “ i have a tendency to pay more attention to the things that i need. ”
• “ sometimes i don't know why you're staying with me. ”
• “ i don't deserve it but i love that you love me. ”
• “ i wish that i could be more like you. ”
• “ you've given me a million second chances. ”
• “ it’s easier to lie to me than to yourself. ”
• “ we’re bad for each other. ”
• “ we don’t have to fix each other. ”
• “ you ain't ever gonna change. ”
• “ tomorrow I'm gonna leave here. ”
• “ we only bring each other tears and sorrow. ”
• “ there's too much bad for us to think that there's anything worth trying to save. ”
• “ some dreams stay with you forever. ”
• “ whiskey's supposed to drown the memory. ”
• “ this town is killing me. ”
• “ i just wanna go home. ”
• “ bottom line, i survived. ”
• “ and honestly, i'm just an honest wreck. ”
• “ i’m trying my best. ”
• “ you rescued me from reaching for the bottom. ”

• “ if you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a human being ? got it ? ”
• “ i’m sorry but i’m sick and tired of men acting like pouty babies. ”
• " girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day ! "
• “ it's your world squirrel, i'm just tryin' to get a nut. ”
• " hey girl, i'd marry your brother just to be in your family. "
• " girl, the way you looking so good. i wish just i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll."
• " mirror mirror on the wall, i'm not too short i'm not too tall, but damn if i don't got it all. "
• “ mirror, mirror on the wall, jean claude van damme i'm fine. " 
• " i exploit people everyday, but it's thanksgiving so i'll have the day off. " 
• “ hey baby, i noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too.”
• “ dad, don't do anything stupid ! you haven't updated your will yet. ”
• “  what's that hideous thing growing out of your neck ?! never mind, it’s just your head. ”
• “ if it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it ? ”
• “ maybe i sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who i am. ”
• “ ain't no thang but a chicken wing. ”
• “ as my father used to say, it's better to give than to receive. ” 
• “ i think you've been deprived of oxygen at birth. ”
• “ it's a cruel world big guy and you can't be in it forever. ”
• “ you hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself ! ”
• “ you're a slacker. you say you want things but you're never willing to work for it ! you never make the sacrifice. you think you're just gonna charm your way through. ”
• “ let me tell you something. i am nothing like my father. ”
• “ come on, i gotta get you to the hospital ! ”
• “ what's french for 'unwelcome guest' ? ”
• “ something terrible has happened ! ”