lyrics  taken  from  the  barbie  big  city  big  dreams  animation.  please  alter  any  pronouns  when  sending  if  needed.

• “ i love the concrete jungle. ”
• “ i’m a beach girl. ”
• “ together we’re the best of both possible worlds. ”
• “ our duo’s so dynamic. ”
• “ like fire and rain, together we can set it off and make a big bang. ”
• “ hey universe, look who’s coming at you. ”
• “ for the first time i found my perfect match. ”
• “ how did we ever survive before us ? ”
• “ all i need now in my life is more us. ”
• “ it’s like we’re meant to be, like destiny, so right. ”
• “ i just go with the flow. ”
• “ i plan out every day. ”
• “ our master plan will lead us straight to broadway. ”
• “ put respect on this groove. ”
• “ through thick and thin. ”
• “ we’ve got the brightest future. ”
• “ where’ve you been? because i wish i’d met you sooner. ”
•  “ look and learn. ”
• “ feel the burn. ”
• “ just try harder. ”
• “ this is tough. ”
• “ tighten up. ”
• “ my spirit is deflating. ”
• “ my fear’s inflating. ”
• “ this school is calling my bluff. ”
• “ hope i have the right stuff. ”
• “ remember how to be brave. ”
• “ can i get out of my head ? ”
• “ grind on my mind. ”
• “ work it double time. ”
• “ never fall a step behind. ”
• “ this is what you wanted. ”
• “ don’t be daunted. ”
• “ just be patient and relax, cut yourself some slack. ”
• “ why am i the only one who keeps scrambling and face planting ? ”
• “ this is draining. ”
• “ stop complaining. ”
• “ i know it’s worth the trouble. ”
• “ did everyone see ? ”
• “ of course they saw. ”
• “ pull yourself together. ”
• “ practice until it’s perfect. ”
• “ plant your feet. ”
• “ use your core. ”
• “ keep the beat. ”
• “ get off the floor. ”
• “ how can you even show your face ? ”
• “ i’m losing my mind. ”
• “ i flew in on cloud nine. ”
• “ made a new best friend. ”
• “ there wasn’t a question that everything would work out perfectly. ”
• “ spoke too soon. ”
• “ worst in the room, like a total crash landing. ”
• “ i’m not going to let that keep me down. ”
• “ it’s all about those good vibes. ”
• “ take a look at me, so on pointe and savvy. ”
• “ the whole world at my feet. ”
• “ didn’t know what fear meant. ”
• “ guess i’m not immune to the laws of gravity. ”
• “ crutches won’t be keeping me earthbound. ”
• “ is the glass half full or half empty ? ”
• “ let the positivity take over. ”
• “ como se dice ? let me put it this way. ”
• “ chequen esto, chicas, mi visión loca. ”
• “ my imagination soars. ”
• “ got to spread my wings and get to higher ground. ”
• “ back here again, losing a friend. ”
• “ i thought i was strong, but i’m reeling. ”
• “ this time felt different, our connection was instant. ”
• “ that was pure magical thinking. ”
• “ just move on from the pain. ”
• “ soon it’ll fade like a memory. ”
• “ you’ll start over again. ”
• “ evolving from this fateful origin story. ”
• “ a chariot streaks across the sky so majestically. ”
• “ two girls on an odyssey in the city that never sleeps. ”
• “ riding high on a merry go round of modern mythology. ”
• “ discovered a new part of me in a fated friend. ”
• “ i knew finding you would be an epic journey with no end. ”
• “ you can’t see shooting stars in the city of marquee lights. ”
• “ fate brough us together then tore us apart. ”
• “ i wish i could go back and restart. ”
• “ i’ll race across the sky to a work where dreams and friendships aren’t destined to collide. ”
• “ stranded on this lonely island. ”
• “ great beginnings don’t get happy endings. ”
• “ glorious mythologies can slip out of your reach. ”
• “ in reality, best friends leave. ”
• “ you’re my fiercest competition. ”
• “ we’re best friends, no contradiction. ”
• “ never let jealousy get in our way. ”
• “ help each other up. ”
• “ you set the bar, i’ll raise it. ”
• “ you won’t catch me holding back. ”
• “ why should our drive divide us ? ”
• “ let’s let our strength unite us. ”
• “ i’ve still got your back. ”
• “ see you at the finish line. ”
• “ when you need the strength to clear it, i’m gonna be there cheering. ”
• “ i’m never leaving you behind. ”
• “ if you stumble, just keep your fight on. ”
• “ follow my voice to my arms. ”
• “ we’re going hard and we’re going together. ”
• “ we know what we want. ”
• “ we’re giving up never. ”
• “ we were born to show the world just who the boss is. ”
• “ stopping more traffic than midtown rush hour. ”
• “ you know we’re doing it right. ”
• “ lean on my shoulder. ”
• “ we’ve got each other, that’s the way it’ll always be. ”
• “ bank on our future, it’s gold. ”
• “ we’ll wake up with our names in lights. ”

quotes  taken  from  the  2022  series  “willow”.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

• “How’s the party?”
• “You should see the prince, he’s a mouse.”
• “We both know how fond i am of our little chats, but unless it’s to bring me a slice of cake, why are you down here?”
• “Maybe it’s because you want me to tell you not to force your child into a loveless marriage?”
• “You know I don't have a choice.”
• “Everything I've done, I've done to protect the people I love. It costs a lot. I’m tired.”
• “How long can you keep it up?”
• “Maybe I'm overreacting. It doesn’t mean that our life has to change…”
• “I’ve been accepted to train with the shining legion. To become a Knight.” 
• “They’ve made an exception. It’s their first ever, actually.” 
• “I wanted to tell you before, but I didn't know how to…”
• “So. We’re getting married. That’s weird, right?”
• “Why? You don’t even know me.”
• “I am grateful for the opportunity to serve the realm.”
• “I am getting acquainted with my betrothed here, but you can go wherever you want, as you’ve made abundantly clear.”
• “Have you ever heard the story of Taramis?”
• “She was, like, by all accounts, like, the most gorgeous woman that ever lived.”
• “Make yourself useful.”
• “What? Scared you might blind my pretty twin brother?”
• “I’m worried about that..”
• “You embarrassed the prince.” 
• “You showed everyone in that room who you are, a petulant child who needs to grow up.”
• “I’m a prisoner, sentenced to a life I didn’t even choose!”
• “No one chooses their life.”
• “It’s fine. Everything’s fine. I spoke to the prince.”
• “He’s not actually such a terrible guy if you get to know him.”
• “I think you should stick to chasing girls rather than sticking your nose in matters that you are incapable of understanding and are not your concern!”
• “What do you think you’re doing?”
• “Huh? Oh, are you going to beat me up? Because I’m a little tired.”
• “I didn’t ask for your help.”
• “No. But you’re going to get it anyway because you’re my sister and I love you. Despite your winning personality.”
• “Everybody loves you because you’re so charming and fun, as long as they don’t expect anything from you. The moment that they do, you’ll just leave.”
• “Just like dad did.”
• “I’m not him. I’m not going anywhere.”
• “I think it’s best we stop seeing each other.”
• “Seeing you with them just… made me crazy! Made me mad.”
• “I was so distracted, I… I burned my muffins.”
• “I never burn anything, ever!”
• “I suddenly realised, how can I expect you, the prince, to commit to me, muffin girl, when you’ve countesses and trollops shamelessly throwing themselves at you!”
• “What if i did? What if I was ready to commit?”
• “It’s not the greatest marriage proposal, in fact, it might be the worst. But what if… what if it was better?”
• “That's definitely something we can discuss.”
• “You scared the blummins out of me!”
• “I’m leaving. I came to say goodbye.”
• “I know you’re upset…”
• “I’m thinking clearly, for the first time in my life…”
• “I’m looking for something, and it’s not here. It’s out there.”
• “You’re going to be a great knight, but I’ll still kick your ass.”
• “It’s a symbol of my commitment to you, just until I can get something more real.”
• “You could just look at me, just like that, for the rest of my life.”
• “You know there’s nothing brave about running away…”
• “I’m always… relatively careful.”
• “Let our love be your strength!”
• “Right. Definitely gonna do that…”
• “We’re under siege.”
• “Fellas, fetch my cleaver.” 
• “Would it be too much to ask you not to do anything stupid?”
• “Oh, man. I'm sorry. I thought you were gonna let go of her.”
• “He was just behind me, fighting that witch.”
• “They took him. I think… he’s what they came for.”
• “False. Patently false.”
• “I was concerned for the welfare of the animals. Is it a crime to care, huh? To feel?!”
• “You’re just the leader this expedition needs.”
• “Where the Princess goes, I go.”
• “You know, I think we’re good, fellowship-wise.”
• “You’d let your bride-to-be travel beyond the barrier without you?”
• “It’s not ideal, but I'd learn to live with it.”
• “Terrific. All the sorcerers are gone.”
• “The last thing he said to me was that he would never leave me and when he said it, I… I didn’t care.”
• “Just be careful. We have enemies without and within.”
• “A knight is defined not by skill in battle, but by the oaths they keep.”
• “The fate of Tir Asleen may well rest on whether you succeed or fail.”
• “I won’t fail.”
• “I won’t let anything happen to her.”
• “She’ll need you to be sensible when she’s rash.”
• “I’m counting on you as I would any knight.”
• “Don’t worry. There’s plenty of stuff I’ve done that you haven’t.”
• “I think someone’s following us.”
• “You know, that’s what I thought. Then I realised you’d have to be daft to follow us, considering we’re all going to die.”
• “Wait, you think we’re going to die?”
• “I wish someone had told me that. I’m really scared of dying. That and communal bathing..”
• “Hey, they’re coming. Get down.”
• “You think I’m a fool, fine, I don’t care. What we have comes around once, maybe, if you’re lucky.”
• “Have you ever been in a fight?”
• “You mean like, verbally?”
• “I mean like, defending yourself against someone who wants to hurt you.”

quotes  taken  from  the  2022  series  “willow”.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

• “In a time of dread, a child was born destined to save our world.”
• “___ was a man of pure heart and unfailing courage.” 
• “An impossibly conceited thief, liar and rogue.” 
• “What can I say? I was young.”
• “We thought the war was over.”
• “___ had a vision.”
• “An ancient evil will rise again and destroy the future empress.”
• “Her end would herald a new dark age.” 
• “It was the only way I could protect her.”
• “I almost had you.”
• “Don’t beat yourself up about it.”
• “You know, there’s skill, then there’s talent. I just happen to have them both.”
• “Along with a generous amount of arrogance.” 
• “Who knows? In a few years you might beat me.”
• “I would have beaten you if it wasn’t for that loose rock.”
• “It’s not about mastering the moves, it’s about adapting to your terrain.”
• “And i’m just better at that than you.” 
• “ Yeah, superior in every way, your highness.”
• “Tell me you don’t still think about that, going beyond the barrier, having these wild adventures like… we’ve always talked about.”
• “I bring word from the queen.”
• “Are we under siege?”
• “You need to get dressed for dinner.”
• “I take it my brother’s been called on too, to scrub behind his ears?”
• “The prince, I believe, is hunting in the western woods.”
• “Hunting? I wonder who he’s hunting today.”
• “Was that too much?”
• “You’re trembling…”
• “You just have this effect on me, it’s just like nothing i’ve ever experienced before..”
• “I didn’t think you felt that way about me.”
• “You’ve got a bit of a reputation.”
• “If you heard the things they say about you, things i know aren’t true.”
• “Some of them might be true…” 
• “That was before! I’m not that guy anymore!”
• “___ i love you…”
• “Excellent scowling.” 
• “Trudging across the western reach looking for you, just how i’d hoped to spend the afternoon.”
• “I do what I can for my friends.”
• “The king, with a great host, was seen riding into the Vale.”
• “And what do we suppose she means by ‘presentable’?”
• “Well, I suppose not covered in dirt and grass.”
• “Ah, well, she’s so particular.” 
• “You know you’re coming tonight, right?”
• “You know how I feel about gowns and wearing them.”
• “You’re gonna have to suck it up because I’m not gonna be able to survive this thing without you.”
• “What did you want to tell me?”
• “We can talk about it later.”
• “You saw nothing.”
• “I saw everything.”
• “That’s the kitchen maid, right? That makes those buttered muffins everybody always talks about?”
• “I happen to be a great admirer of her muffins!”
• “I’m concerned about what she’s going to put in those muffins when you inevitably break her heart!”
• “I’m not going to break her heart.”
• “Please. You’re going to lose interest and move onto the next. It’s like the one way you’re totally consistent.” 
• “She has this ineffable human quality about her soul.”
• “You don’t know her name?”
• “I know her name!”
• “Why do you look like you’ve been rolling around in grass?”
• “Training. Tourneys and such.”
• “What's that on your neck?”
• “Oh! I got bit by a fire moth, which was strange…”
• “I don’t like you playing on those rocks. It’s dangerous.”
• “Playing? We were actually training!”
• “I’ve had them draw you a bath.”
• “I’ve laid out a gown for you to wear.”
• “You’re picking out my clothes now?”
• “What am I, six years old?”
• “When you neglect your responsibilities for your hobbies, you leave me no choice.”
• “This is what you’ve always wanted, what you’ve worked for, harder than anyone i’ve known.”
• “If they’re really your friend, they’ll be happy for you.”
• “They’ll feel like I'm abandoning them when they need me the most. Because I am.”
• “There were two, but one of them fell out of a tree.”
• “I have to marry that one.”
• “Have you spoken to him?”
• “I curtsied, like a real lady.”
• “He sort of grunted and shuffled his feet, like a real… winner…”
• “You were saying, skirmishes in the west, beyond the barrier?”
• “Nothing to worry yourself about.”
• “Except I've heard similar reports from the north. Settlements torched and abandoned. What if it’s something else?”
• “Nonsense. Nothing gets through the Barrier, ever.”
• “I do pretty much everything around here.”
• “I cook, I clean, I heal the sick. I actually made the wine.”
• “You know, they say you’re quite the swordsman too.”
• “Pfft. Definitely not the best… Second best.”
• “My dad, he was great…”
• “You’re supposed to be watching the ovens, not gawking at the high borns!”
• “Think that countess is pretty? The one with the lips and the face?”
• “Oh, don’t be obvious!” 

send  “  who  did  this  to  you  ?  ”  for  the  sender  to  find  the  receiver  injured  and  demand  to  know  who  did  it.

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

• “  is this what internet edging feels like  ?  ”
• “  on  my  way  to  farm  your  dad  i  gues.  ”
• “  gimme  those  long  handles,  daddy.  ”
• “  blood  cum  tastes  like  peaches  ?  ”
• “  i  love  crusty  men.  ”
• “  lick  my  mind  grapes  baby.  ”
• “  you’re  going  to  peg  [ name ]  with  eel  tentacles  ?  ”
• “  fold  her  like  a  pizza  and  try  her  chocolate  escalator  i  guess.  ”
• “  i  don’t  want  to  see  jizzing  bread.  ”
• “  i  was  sobbing  from  my  vagina.  ”
• “  let  me  go  find  a  man  to  suck  me.  ”
• “  i’ll ear  you  good.  ”
• “  i’ll  live  in  a  tank  for  him.  ”
• “  i’m  laughing  so  hard  i’m  on  vibrate  mode.  ”
• “  i  lost  my  lamps.  ”
• “  you  deserve  slaps.  ”
• “  oh  good  !  you  finished  !  ”
• “  wow,  suddenly  i’m  straight  !  ”
• “  all  roads  lead  to  cannibalism.  ”
• “  i  can’t  believe  you’re  writing  mario  smut.  ”
• “  pegging  with  knives  !  ”
• “  so  the  lion  fell  in  love  with  the  limb.  ”
• “  i  don’t  want  mouldy  cock.  ”
• “  i  can’t  believe  [ name ]  caught  us  in  the  act.  ”
• “  i’d  sin  for  you.  ”
• “  lighting  mcqueen  revs  my  gears..”
• “  [ name ]  puts  the  cream  in  scream.  ”
• “  suck  on  my  tears  baby.  ”
• “  yeah  naturally  i’m  straight  for  adam  driver  and  his  toe  sucking.  ”
• “  i  just  thought  it  was  funny  to  make  rat  dong  jokes.  ”
• “  i’ll  lob  your  ham.  ”
• “  you’re  the  fakest  lesbian.  ”
• “  i’ve  had  better  dick.  ”
• “  because  you’re  tasty.  ”
• “  wow  what  a  hot  kneecap.  ”
• “  i  too  love  huffing.  ”
• “  i  would  like  you’re  opinion  on  my  hot  dog,  please.  ”
• “  a  little  hard  to  ignore  when  you’re  airing  it  out  in  public.  ”
• “  happy  ding  dong.  ”
• “  get  your  elf  kink  out  of  here.  ”
• “  get  that  green  goo  off  me.  ”
• “  does  you  hand  eat  ?  ”
• “  i  can’t  yak  this  [ name ]  !  ”
• “  he  looks  like  he's  look  to  break  into  the  porn  industry.  ”
• “  don’t  pretend  you  don’t  love  a  gentle  oinking.  ”
• “  i’m  actually  dad.  ”
• “  clouds  are  gay  pirates.  ”
• “  there’s  something  about  you  lately  making  me  want  to  put  my  feet  in  your  mouth.  ”
• “  are  we  ready,  emoji  fuckers  ?  ”
• “  i  will  be  making  my  own  lore  up  about  god  and  jesus  !  ”
• “  the  jello  had  a  great  time.  ”
• “  go  low  for  me  baby.  ”
• “  what  that  tongue  do  ?  ”
• “  help  i  thought  that  skull  was  a  soccer  ball ...  ”

lyrics  pulled  from  sabrina  carpenter’s  album  ‘  emails  i  can’t  send.  ’  please  amend  pronouns  where  necessary.  nsfw  content  present. 

• “  it’s  times  like  these  i  wish  i  had  a  time  machine.  ”
• “  were  you  really  sleeping  ?  ”
• “  were  you  lying  to  me  and  the  family  ?  ”
• “  there’s  no  us  in  us  when  i’m  lacking  trust.  ”
• “  you  want  to  discuss  ?  ”
• “  you  disgust  me.  ”
• “  don’t  make  me  cuss  you  out.  ”
• “  why  did  you  let  me  down  ?  ”
• “  don’t  say  sorry  now.  ”
• “  thanks  to  you,  i  can’t  love  right.  ”
• “  i  get  nice  guys  and  villainise  them.  ”
• “  i  read  their  texts  like  they’re  having  sex  right  now.  ”
• “  i’m  scared  i’ll  find  out  that  it’s  true.  ”
• “  i  blame  you  for  every  worst  i  assume.  ”
• “  don’t  think  i’ll  find  forgiveness  as  fast  as  mom  did.  ”
• “  god  i  love  you,  but  you’re  such  a  dipshit.  ”
• “  you  were  all  i  looked  up  to,  now  i  can’t  even  look  at  you.  ”

• "  it  was  dressed  up  in  heated  emotion.  ”
• “  i  tried  to  look  for  the  best  in  the  worst.  ”
• “  fuck  me,  that  caused  a  commotion.  ”
• “  you’re  lucky  i’m  a  private  person.  ”
• “  i’ve  quietly  carried  your  burden.  ”
• “  everyone  thinks  you’re  an  angel  but  shit,  i  would  probably  use  different  wording.  ”
• “  you’re  so  vicious.  ”
• “  love  me  and  then  pretend  you  didn’t.  ”
• “  crush  my  heart  and  wreck  my  image.  ”
• “  why  you  gotta  be  so  vicious  ?  ”
• “  you  just  run  to  whoever  is  winning.  ”
• “  you  said  it  was  me  and  you  for  life  and  now  you’re  kinda  acting  like  i  died.  ”
• “  you  don’t  feel  remorse.  you  don’t  feel  the  effects.  ”
• “  you  don’t  think  you  hurt  me  if  you  wish  me  the  best.  ”
• “  i  should  have  known  all  along  i  was  only  the  next  one  to  take  your  love  songs  as  a  promise.  ”
• “  i  loved  you,  but  i  wish  i  didn’t.  ”

• “  i  can’t  read  your  mind.  ” 
• “  you  say  that  you  need  to  be  alone,  but  night  and  day  you  want  me  at  your  beck  and  call.  ”
• “  you  say  you  know  that  you  might  be  crossing  a  line..  ”
• “  to  think  we  could  ever  be  casual.  ”
• “  you’re  not  my  friend.  ”
• “  why  the  fuss  ?  if  you  say  you  wanna  be  mine  ?  ”
• “  tell  me,  what’s  going  to  happen  when  it’s  you  and  me  in  a  room  but  you  know  you  can’t  have  it  ?  ”
• “  did  i  get  the  message  in  the  way  you  intended  ?  ”
• “  tell  me  that  you  need  me  in  your  life.  ”

• “  you  showed  up  with  a  boombox.  ”
• “  who  knew  cuddling  on  trampolines  could  be  so  reckless  ?  ”
• “  we  bonded  over  black  eyed  peas  and  complicated  exes.  ”
• “  it  was  all  so  innocent.  ”
• “  now  i’m  a  homewrecker,  i’m  a  slut.  ”
• “  i’ve  got  death  threats  filling  up  semitrucks.  ”
• “  tell  me  who  i  am.  ”
• “  guess  i  don’t  have  a  choice.  ”
• “  i’m  the  hot  topic  on  your  tongue.  ”
• “  i’m  a  rebound  getting  around  stealing  from  the  young.  ”
• “  everything’s  derailing.  ”
• “  i  was  only  trying  to  hold  you  close.  ”
• “  you  said  i’m  too  late  to  be  your  first  love  but  i’ll  always  be  your  favourite.  ”
• “  and  all  of  this  for  what  ?  ”
• “  when  everything  went  down,  we’d  already  broken  up  !  ”

• “  we’ve  been  talking  for  hours  about  how  we  shouldn’t  talk  for  hours  on  end.  ”
• “  we’d  probably  be  better  off  as  friends.  ”
• “  same  time  here  next  weekend  ?  ”
• “  say  we  won’t  do  this  again.  ”
• “  how  am  i  supposed  to  close  the  door  when  i  still  need  the  closure ?  ”
• “  how  am  i  supposed  to  leave  you  now  ?  ”
• “  selfishly,  i  don’t  want  to  give  you  time  to  be  on  someone  else’s  lips.  ”
• “  after  the  aftermath,  i  know  you’ll  be  coming  back.  ”

• “  there’s  no  hiding  from  the  thought  of  us.  ”
• “  i  got  ways  to  find  you  anywhere.  ”
• “  i  consider  you,  i’m  not  trying  to.  ”
• “  it  doesn’t  matter  whether  or  not  i  want  to,  i  can’t  help  it.  ”
• “  it’s  a  habit.  ”
• “  your  corner  in  my  mind  is  well  established.  ”
• “  i  wonder  how  many  things  you  think  about  before  you  get  to  me.  ”
• “  i  feel  myself  falling  further  down  your  priorities.  ”
• “  i  still  make  excuses  for  you  constantly.  ”
• “  remember  when  you  left  once  ?  that  never  made  too  much  sense  to  me.  ”
• “  it  hurt  you  so  bad  hurting  me.  ”
• “  you  really  came  to  me  for  sympathy.  ”
• “  am  i  not  even  a  second  thought  ?  ”

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

• “  kittens are ... lesbians ?  ”
• “  does anyone remember why i’m deep fried cock  ?  ”
• “  i’ll dick you to death if you want.  ”
• “  time is forks.  ”
• “  do they think they'll accidently slip inside their pals butt or smth i dont get it.  ”
• “  no kink shaming only kink asking why.  ” 
• “  what happened to all the lube in this server.  ”
• “  god why's it that deep anyway.  ”
• “  mom come get me the brits are scaring me again.  ”
• “  I feel like it'd piss him off if I got something dick flavoured.  ”
• “  i accidentally called my cat mom and then accidentally called my cat a milf.  ”
• “  golden showers for daddy.  ”
• “  i woof at you real good.  ”
• “  i was going to say ‘ aren’t you going to woof for your daddy’.  ”
• “  i dropped my phone because it was making my butt hurt.  ”
• “  and today i walk into private spicy dick.  ”
• “  mamma mia, i am moist again.  ”
• “  maybe i want to cream my muffin.  ”
• “  when did you get rid of the lube?  ”
• “  my noses are much more supportive than my parents.  ”
• “  i don’t stop coming for 10 hours.  ”
• “  penetration on the first date.  ”
• “  i love the wet place.  ”
• “  do you often eat monkey anus?  ”
• “  imagine being moo’d at by catherine tate.  ”
• “  well well well, if it isn’t a conversation i have no recollection of seeing.  ”
• “  her wolf form is hot.  ”
• “  i don’t kink shame. clearly, as i am a furry.  ”
• “  they’re weak and will not survive the winter.  ”
• “  i once had a potato salad that tasted the way horses smell.  ”
• “  ah yes, lube up some wheat for free serotonin.  ”
• “  do you not like dong oil ?  ”
• “  good morning, would you rather be vored or cannibalised  ?  ”
• “  woofing or pegging or woofing while pegging ?  ”
• “  please don’t use lick and moan so close together.  ”
• “  sinning ? in my good christian metacrisis brainmeld ?  ”
• “  woof woof daddy.  ”
• “  i cause chaos by pegging gay america.  ”
• “  the vapour rub made him a vapour sub.  ”
• “  drop a bare ass, fuck your ankle a bit, cause some chaos.  ”
• “  i prefer the idea of getting a boner over a broken leg...  ”
• “  a lot of hand jobs for sperm donations...  ”
• “  i’ve got the milf.  ”
• “  lick warm fluffy dicks.  ”
• “  yes  daddy  pig.  ”
• “  oh I thought u were on about the adam driver golden showers...  ” 

lyrics  pulled  from  joshua  bassett’s  trilogy  of  songs.  please  amend  wording  or  pronouns  where  necessary.

• “  my label said to never waste a crisis.  ”
• “  here i am, guitar in hand.  ”
• “  honestly, i didn’t want to write this.  ”
• “  if you get to tell your truth then so do i.  ”
• “  it’s cool if you want me to play the bad guy.  ”
• “  don’t you dare act like i didn’t love you.  ”
• “  don’t go thinking that i didn’t hurt too.  ”
• “  don’t you ever wonder if i’m okay after all you put me through ?  ”
• “  half the shit you’re saying is only half true.  ”
• “  you’re messing with my life as a career move.  ”
• “  i can’t help but wonder why you won’t make it end.  ”
• “  i guess you would never dare to waste a crisis.  ”
• “  what the hell am i supposed to do with that ?  ”
• “  i wish that i could open my eyes and the nightmare be over.  ”
• “  keep fanning the fire for the headlines.  ”
• “  weren’t you the one who left in the first place ?  ”
• “  weren’t you the one who called things off ?  ”
• “  was it an act to love me ?  ”
• “  was it an act to hate me ?  ”

• “  i pulled into your driveway again.  ”
• “  we kissed, but it felt different.  ”
• “  i should have seen it coming then.  ”
• “  you swore that you only had a crush.  ”
• “  you told me that you would cut him off.  ”
• “  my friends all warned me i should run for the hills, but i defended you still.  ”
• “  because i knew rumours could kill.  ”
• “  your secret is safe with me.  ”
• “  oh you don’t even know i know.  ”
• “  don’t worry because i’m keeping my mouth closed.  ”
• “  how could you be so cold ?  ”
• “   i really hope you had your fun.  ”
• “  good for you fooling everyone.  ”
• “  you had me tricked for sixteen months.  ”
• “  your smoke and mirrors had me hypnotized.  ”
• “  i heard the truth last night.  ”
• “  when  your woe is me stops working, i bet your songs won’t sound the same.  ”
• “  the truth you can’t dent, it changed everything.  ”
• “  you can’t hide behind what’s clear as dare.  ” 

• “  i don’t know what i did to deserve all this.  ”
• “  i don’t want to be rude or on the defensive.  ”
• “  but i’ve been through it too.  ”
• “  i know you feel used.  ”
• “  i know you’ve been hurt.  ”
• “  anything i did to make you feel worse, i’d take it back if i could.  ”
• “  nothing i say will ease the pain.  ”
• “  why must i hurt for you to feel okay ?  ”
• “  you don’t get to take all of me.  ”
• “  set me free.  ”
• “  i don’t need your apology.  ”
• “  i don’t recognise you, not anymore.  ”
• “  you’re not the love that i fell for.  ”
• “  i’ve been running away.  ”
• “  i’ve been facing my fears.  ”
• “  it’s been a fucking year.  ”
• “  i’ve been doing my time, i’ve been working on me.  ”
• “  i wasn’t sure i’d survive.  ”
• “  i’ve never felt so weak.  ”
• “  i hope you know i still care about you dearly.  ”
• “  i’ve got to lock the door and throw away the key.  ”
• “  i won’t never let you hurt me how you hurt me again.  ”

PART  TWO.

PART  ONE.

• “  i think that i’ll die before i drink.  ”
• “  i'm so caught up in the news of who likes me and who hates you.  ”
• “  i'm so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life.  ”
• “  they'd all be so disappointed  because who am I if not exploited?  ”
• “  where's my fuckin' teenage dream?  ”
• “  if someone tells me one more time "enjoy your youth," I'm gonna cry.  ”
• “  i'm anxious and nothing can help.  ”
• “  i wish I'd done this before.  ”
• “  i wish people liked me more.  ”
• “  all I did was try my best.  ”
• “  this the kind of thanks I get?  ”
• “  they say these are the golden years.  ”
• “  i wish I could disappear.  ”
• “  god, it's brutal out here.  ”
• “  i feel like no one wants me.  ”
• “  i only have two real friends.  ”
• “  lately I'm a nervous wreck.  ”
• “  i love people I don't like.  ”
• “  i hate every song I write.  ”
• “  i'm not cool, and I'm not smart.  ”
• “  i can't even parallel park.  ”
• “  got a broken ego, broken heart.  ”
• “  i don't even know where to start.  ”

• “  brown guilty eyes and little white lies.  ”
• “  i played dumb but I always knew.  ”
• “  i kept quiet so I could keep you.  ”
• “  ain't it funny how you ran to her the second that we called it quits?  ”
• “  ain't it funny how you said you were friends?  ”
• “  it sure as hell don't look like it.  ”
• “  you betrayed me.  ”
• “  i know that you'll never feel sorry for the way I hurt.  ”
• “  loved you at your worst but that didn't matter.  ”
• “  guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor.  ”
• “  there's no damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly.  ”
• “  ain't it funny, all the twisted games, all the questions you used to avoid?  ”
• “  remember I brought her up and you told me I was paranoid?  ”
• “  i wish that you had thought this through before I went and fell in love with you.  ”
• “  you gave me your word but that didn't matter.  ”

• “  i got my driver's license last week.  ”
• “  just like we always talked about.  ”
• “  today I drove through the suburbs crying 'cause you weren't around.  ”
• “  you're probably with that blonde girl.  ”
• “  she's so much older than me.  ” 
• “  she's everything I'm insecure about.  ”
• “  how could I ever love someone else?   “
• “  i know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one.  ”
• “  i just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone.  ”
• “  guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me.  ”
• “  all my friends are tired of hearing how much I miss you.  ”
• “  I kinda feel sorry for them because they'll never know you the way that I do.  ”
• “  i still see your face in the white cars, front yards.  ”
• “  can't drive past the places we used to go to because I still fuckin' love you.  ”

• “  i’m  in  spain...  but  the  ‘ s ‘  is  silent.  ”
• “  ah  yes,  my  train  of  thought.  or  as  i  like  to  call  it,  the  Anxiety  Express.  ”
• “  i  put  the  yeet  in  emotionally  unstable.  ”
• “  gosh  golly  gee  it  sure  is  a  good  day  to  stare  at  the  ceiling  and  cry  !  ”
• “  i  might  be  obnoxious  but  at  least  i’m  also  annoying.  ”
• “  is  it  1930  because  i  have  great  depression.  ”
• “  i  am  so  sorry  but  giving  a  fuck  is  no  longer  part  of  my  personal  brand.  ”
• “  call  me  an  escalator  because  i  let  people  down.  ”
• “  i  guess  i’m  like  a  fridge  with  a  burst  pipe:  cool  but  broken  inside.  ”
• “  they  call  me  the  fruit  cake  because  no  one  wants  to  eat  this  snack.  ”
• “  can’t  see  the  haters  through  my  tears.  nice  try  though.  ”
• “  my  preferred  sport  is  self  sabotage.  ”
• “  maths  ain’t  real  but  the  tears  sure  are.  ”
• “  suck  out  my  sadness  daddy  !  ”
• “  i  took  the  breaks  off  my  scooter  because  the  swag  never  stops.  ”
• “  whether  i’m  feeling  hashtag  blessed  or  hashtag  stressed,  i’m  always  looking  my  hashtag  best.  ”
• “  yeah  i  cry  sometimes.  what  about  it  ?  ”
• “  crying  is  an  extreme  sport.  ”
• “  i  got  99  problems  and  i  caused  all  of  them.  ”
• “  coke  ?  nah  bro,  i  only  do  brocaine  !  ”
• “  time  flies  when  you  don’t  know  what  the  fuck  is  going  on.  ”
• “  beep  beep  !  it’s  3am  and  i  need  to  fucking  sleep.  ”
• “  yeah  i’m  made  of  DNA.  depression  n’  anxiety.  ”
• “  make  out  ?  no  thanks.  i’m  saving  these  lips  for  the  sweet  kiss  of  death.  ”
• “  i  thought  you  were  a  real  one  but  it  turns  out  that  you  were  just  a  roblox  thot.  ”
• “  listen  son,  in  this  world  it’s  either  yeet  or  be  yeeted.  ”
• “  the  past  tense  of  sleep  is  sloop.  ”
• “  i  put  the  bi  in  bitch.  ”
• “  i  got  my  shit  together  but  it’s  still  shit.  ”
• “  whether  my  income  is  stopping  or  my  mood  is  dropping  you  know  i  keep  this  booty  poppin’.  ”
• “  the  strongest  part  of  the  human  body  is  the  jaw,  and  the  weakest  part  is  my  will  to  live.  ”
• “  i  don’t  have  to  be  drunk  or  high  to  make  bad  life  decisions.  ”
• “  it’s  okay,  i’m  not  my  type  either.  ”
•  “  if  you  think  my  room  is  a  mess,  you  should  see  the  rest  of  my  life.  ”
• “  they  say  it  be  like  that  sometimes,  but  lately  it  be  like  that  all  the  time.  ”
• “  i  am  one  more  minor  inconvenience  away  from  losing  my  shit.  ”
• “  i  will  jazz  hands  my  way  through  hell.  ”
• “  it’s  either  bitch  or  be  bitched.  ”

“  my  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  person  receiving  the  meme.  “  your  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  the  person  sending  the  meme.