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“Emily Prentiss…how do I even begin to describe Emily Prentiss?”
Petition for Tina Fey to make another sequel to “Mean Girls” called “Mean Women” with the original cast that shows where they ended up ten years later.
Trang Pak and Coach Carr reunited on the set of Girls Gone wild
Glen Coco found out the four candy canes were from Damien. They dated but were almost too fabulous to function
Bethany Byrd used her heavy flow and wideset vagina to become a product designer for Tampax. You can thank her for Ultra Pearl.
Janice Ian turned out to be hot as hell. She dumped Kevin Gnapoor and went into modeling.
Sharon Norbury continued to teach math at North Shore. Her only accomplishment was getting vanity plates that read “QT314”
Regina George graduated and everyone forgot about her.
Gretchen Wieners went viral after using the phrase “so fetch” on Twitter. She created a dog toy company by the same name. Her father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, was infinitely proud.
Karen Smith became a meteorologist in Washington, where her talent was usually 30% helpful.
Cady Heron and Aaron Samuels got married and had kids who were terrible at math but had great hair.
