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feyburner

Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

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My mum told me recently to stop waiting for my life to start and I didn’t realise it was that obvious that I’m so detached. She attributes my lack of agency to self-consciousness and/or low self-esteem and although that may be accurate, I think the primary reason is that I just don’t want to be *here*. I’m blessed and fortunate to be loved, and that’s the only reason I’m still here, but in an empty way if that makes sense? I’ll stay for you, though I’d rather not be here at all, so I’ll just chill in the corner with my hands in my pockets, hoping to be taken out naturally because I don’t want to make you sad by slipping out the back door

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pawberri

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

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dolldose

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

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lakevida

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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goofstep

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

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