fireheart

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

the scene where nile is stealthing her way up into the lab and it cuts to the rest of the squad bickering and yelling at each other and it cuts back to nile kicking ass is so FUNNY like she’s out there doing the most and all these centuries old warriors are just lying there being immature and giving Absolutely Nothing

— Unknown

I miss the god complex english class gave me

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

women have every reason to become insane and unhinged. men have zero (0) reasons. and yet they all are 

Internet fucking sucks because you can't hug people on it. Useless garbage

i know im not the only one that’s been inpulsively buying stuff during these trying times what have y’all bought

Due to secret reasons, I will be unable to join

i like how a lot of religious thought goes along the lines “we worship god bc god created us”

and then there’s greek mythology where “god invented humans, the other gods beat the shit out of him”

crazy how long it takes your heart to heal from shit sometimes.

a list of current immortals

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while