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may your trials end in full bloom

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hogwarts memes

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione - everything draco does ever - calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms” - calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc - colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image - shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow - [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey - every single cat is professor mcgonagall

why

- POTTER

yourjacketisnowdry

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

#I AM CRYING #AND CACKLING #THE LAST ADDITION IS SO GOOD BECAUSE YES #YES THESE LITTLE SHITS WOULD DEFINITLY PARODY IT WVERY CHANCE THEY GOT ARE YOU KIDDING ME #HAHAHA #hp #severus snape #hp humour #text posts #books #faves

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Jasnah: If it weren't for this war we'd be able to publish a paper on your verification of the location of Stormseat

Shallan: yeah I'm truly shattered

Jasnah:

Shallan: Did you hear me plainly or should I repeat-

Jasnah: The entire world is ending, Shallan

#I AM CRYING #HAHAHA #OMFG SHALLAN #hhahahaha my queens <33333 #stormlight archive #shallan davar #jasnah kholin #stormlight humour

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iheartmesomebooks

Feyre: Wait, my sister actually KISSED him?!? MY sister? The one who hates pretty much everyone?

The Suriel:

GIF by jenesuispasunefilleparfaite

#I AM CRYING #hahaha #jfc #i can't stop giggling #basically this is exactly the face I will be picturing from now on whenever I read about the suriel #nessian #feyre #nesta archeron #cassian #acowar #acomaf #acotar #otp: sunshine storm #otp: steel and flame

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betterthanwaffles

Kaz Brekker spotted in Fjerda EXCLUSIVE

#I AM CRYING #AND CACKLING #AT ONCE #WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST CRAP ALL DAY?#hahaha #jfc #SLEEP KAYA YOU NEED SLEEP #kaz brekker #fjerda #soc

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sorting hat quizzes be like

How do you brush your teeth?

a) bravely

b) while making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

#bravely #I AM CRYING #the accuracy though #hp #text posts #hp humour #hp houses #hogwarts houses

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

#i am crying #hahaha #lmm #ham #hamilton #lin-manuel miranda

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Men’s Rights Activists

#....#i am crying #the sheer accuracy of this is the best thing #feminism #feminist

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