It's it's BY GOD, IT'S JOHNATHAN HARKER WITH THE STEEL SHOVEL

I see Day 56 of captivity is going well

Everyone remembers where they were the day Jonathan Harker took a shovel to Dracula's stupid fucking head

Honestly if it becomes a Tumblr holiday, I won’t be angry

Happy Jonathan Harker Took a Shovel to Dracula's Stupid Fucking Head Day!!!

Mem., get recipe for Mina: a food guide to Dracula Daily

Inspired by There and Snack Again (in which you eat along with the LOTR movies), this is your guide to eating and drinking along with Dracula Daily.

All under a cut because there's no way I can do this without extensive spoilers. I strongly recommend not reading this unless you already know what happens in Dracula. Also only if you're comfortable reading about alcoholic drinks - there's a lot of booze in this novel.

Let's eat!