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Bren 🏴‍☠️ gay 🏴‍☠️ trans 🏴‍☠️ in my 30s 🏴‍☠️ he/him 🏴‍☠️ I'm not the same person I was before watching Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach fall in gay pirate love 🏴‍☠️ Izzy Hands hate blog
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I know the show has a lot of angst but I'm a connoisseur of fluff and sunshine and happiness. So for my own mental health I'm gonna need y'all to keep unnecessary added angst and shipping people who hate each other at least 50 miles away from me, thanks.

Also I hate Iz//zy Ha//nds. Don't follow me if you love him. Go away.

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In my true heart of hearts I believe that the biggest arguments Ed and Stede will EVER have once they get settled into married life are like. "Hey Stede you rolled away from me during the night and I woke up cold and without your arms around me wtf???"

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iamadequate1

If you aren't delighted by Stede, perhaps Our Flag Means Death is not the show for you!

He's just my special little fella, and I want him to have the world

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Another thing about Rhys’s performance as Stede - as soon as Stede comes out, one thing happens and one thing doesn’t. He becomes more visibly confident and self possessed AND he doesn’t become more stereotypical. Stede doesn’t get “gayer” when he knows he’s gay. He has the same mannerisms, same flamboyance, same bitchiness, same elegance, same awkwardness.

I can honestly see a less sensitive performer making Stede far more stereotypical and less authentic to himself.

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cahootings

Man shoutout to Stede fucking Bonnet I am so proud of him. Going from having to ask his wife what being in love feels like, to writing the most earnest and saccharine love letters in bottles. Every day. “I long for you.” “Intertwined.” “We wrote our names on each other in permanent ink.” Kissing them before throwing them into the sea. Every day. He became the world’s biggest romantic dreamboat and he is exactly what Ed “I’m afraid I’m unlovable” Teach deserves. The classic Stede move of “I don’t know how to do this, but once I learn how to do it my own way, I’m going to completely reinvent what it means and it’s going to change lives for the better”

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