Forgive me father for I'm a sinner

Bildad the Shuhite is workin' 9 to 5!

@bil-daddy

Crowley should have just said “is there…is there a version of this where we’re in love and you say no to your promotion and stay with me forever?” that would have been checkmate for aziraphale, he’d have no choice but to stay at that point. Too bad crowley hasn’t watched staged

a theme I am noticing during my journey through the filmography of david tennant is that he is bitchless. he is just not getting any bitches. sometimes he starts off with a wife but she gets murdered. sometimes he has a gf but he fumbles it real bad and she gets stuck in a parallel universe or dies of tuberculosis while he's goofing off. sometimes he asks a woman to sleep with him and she straight up laughs in his face and leaves. sometimes he resorts to evil mind control in a failed attempt to get bitches.

if he starts off single he is ending up single. except for good omens, where he starts off single and ends up divorced

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

SUCCESSION | 1.07 “Austerlitz”

Not interested in pollen rn.

thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

#'you can't leave bookshop' honey he already gave his books away for chance to dance #can you imagine what he would give so it can be safe to be together with you (@tenok)

Friend, you have seen right to the heart of their tragedy and it is killing me. Aziraphale gives away two books just to dance with Crowley, and Crowley does not understand that it is for him. Aziraphale gives up his entire bookshop and Crowley thinks he's giving up on them. There are precious few things Aziraphale would sacrifice books for, and Crowley is most of the list, and Crowley doesn't know.

realized i never posted this here: 1827 froggy aziracrow a.k.a over the eden wall 🌷

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

Cathy Heck, 1983

Tamagotchi friends! Do you remember them?