La Squadra Kittens

Formaggio

Illuso

Melone

Pesci

Prosciutto

Ghiaccio

Risotto

Sorbet and Gelato

@mix-senpai serving us our daily dose of UWU!! But imagine the guys hanging out with their kitten counterparts? 😍

OMFG!!!! THIS!!! 😍

Get you someone who looks at you the way Sorbet looks at Gelato

Have these La Squadra Dick Headcannons to make up for my lack of content. 👻

Me and @e-lectroma were talking about it in my discord server! Come join us and thirst 🤤

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Thank you for the tag!!! Ghia’s look angry!!! Love it!!! And HOW DARE YOU make me want Melone more than I already do! 😩🤤💕

everyone: headcanons prosciutto as mid to late twenties

me, a 23 year old bitch unable to fantasise about ppl younger than them who thinks age difference is sexy: and that one. that one’s 36.

i’m also a firm believer in ‘sorbet and gelato were fairly early members to the team’ which would shake the rest of them when the couple were murdered even if they were seen as kind of spooky and aloof. i like to think of them as Older/Heading Into Middle Age gays. stay tuned for my la squadra age headcanons

I’m loving these!!! *munches popcorn*

i’m feeling low-key sad tonight so let’s do a fun ask game thing - what couples costume are you and your jojo spouse wearing this year? whose idea was it? did you have to convince them?

let’s do every single one of my husbands

abbacchio and i are going to do gomez and morticia but he’s going to be morticia because honestly he’s got the legs for it and i haven’t. i’m very excited to sweep him into a dip and kiss him. and also to wear a very loud smoking jacket which i think will definitely suit me

diavolo said ‘what’s the point of dressing up, we’re just going to spend all night together anyway’ and i said ‘For Fun’ and he sighed and decided to humour me because he loves me and i humour him. he said he’d wear anything as long as he could have it delivered to a po box and get doppio to pick it up. in the end i just bought us both big cloaks to walk around the house in and hide under and he was pleased actually so i guess that’s a win? maybe i’ll make him wear a fancy suit and a mask and he can be the Devil and i can just wear whatever and hold onto his arm looking pretty. 

prosciutto didn’t want to dress up but eventually i convinced him to da a fun forties film noir detective and femme fatale with me. he wouldn’t wear anything that wasn’t well-tailored. 

sorbet and gelato are also not big on halloween and finding costumes for three people proved to be very difficult actually? we decided to do vampire and vampiress costumes. most of their normal clothes are covered in blood anyway

These are all so great! I love every one!!! You’re all gonna have such a great time and look amazing!!! 😍

so, here it is. 4.5K words of pure smut and filth - MY GIFT TO MY FOLLOWERS!! Thank you so so much for 1000 followers (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)◞⋆**✚⃞♡

 this was a little hard to write since there are 10 point of views - I wrote every La Squadra member in this; including Sorbet and Gelato. I hope it isn’t confusing to read, and that you understand what is happening in the background.

warnings: extremely nsfw, this story includes graphic depictions of a gangbang, multiple creampies, cum eating, rough sex, degrading.

thank you as always for your support!♡

tagging some people who might be interested @lasquadrahoe @beedingtears @e-lectroma @bjnurse 

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FINALLY got a chance to finish reading this! Omfg what a ride. THIS right here, ladies, gents, both and neither, THIS is the dream!!! 💕💕💕 How dare you @staruplatinum!!! How dare you sneak into my wildest dreams and write about them! This is utter perfection!!! Exactly what I’d wetdream of expect from our men! 💕

PS THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT!!! 😍 AND CONGRATS AGAIN!!! 💕

so, here it is. 4.5K words of pure smut and filth - MY GIFT TO MY FOLLOWERS!! Thank you so so much for 1000 followers (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)◞⋆**✚⃞♡

 this was a little hard to write since there are 10 point of views - I wrote every La Squadra member in this; including Sorbet and Gelato. I hope it isn’t confusing to read, and that you understand what is happening in the background.

warnings: extremely nsfw, this story includes graphic depictions of a gangbang, multiple creampies, cum eating, rough sex, degrading.

thank you as always for your support!♡

tagging some people who might be interested @lasquadrahoe @beedingtears @e-lectroma @bjnurse 

Keep reading

I won’t be able to read this for like an hour but already reblogging cuz I’M FUCKING HYPED FOR THIS!!!! 😍

Congratulations again! 💕💕💕