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Story-builders wanted! 🧩

Meraviglia, a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Fantasy Anthology, inspired by Alice in Wonderland, is now accepting applications for WRITERS! Our apps will be open until October 31st, 11:59 EST.

📝 In this zine, each writer will be paired with an artist who will then illustrate their story. The application form contains more info.

Best of luck! #meravigliazine

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so, here it is. 4.5K words of pure smut and filth - MY GIFT TO MY FOLLOWERS!! Thank you so so much for 1000 followers (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)◞⋆**✚⃞♡

 this was a little hard to write since there are 10 point of views - I wrote every La Squadra member in this; including Sorbet and Gelato. I hope it isn’t confusing to read, and that you understand what is happening in the background.

warnings: extremely nsfw, this story includes graphic depictions of a gangbang, multiple creampies, cum eating, rough sex, degrading.

thank you as always for your support!♡

tagging some people who might be interested @lasquadrahoe @beedingtears @e-lectroma @bjnurse 

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bjnurse

FINALLY got a chance to finish reading this! Omfg what a ride. THIS right here, ladies, gents, both and neither, THIS is the dream!!! 💕💕💕 How dare you @staruplatinum!!! How dare you sneak into my wildest dreams and write about them! This is utter perfection!!! Exactly what I’d wetdream of expect from our men! 💕

PS THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT!!! 😍 AND CONGRATS AGAIN!!! 💕

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so, here it is. 4.5K words of pure smut and filth - MY GIFT TO MY FOLLOWERS!! Thank you so so much for 1000 followers (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)◞⋆**✚⃞♡

 this was a little hard to write since there are 10 point of views - I wrote every La Squadra member in this; including Sorbet and Gelato. I hope it isn’t confusing to read, and that you understand what is happening in the background.

warnings: extremely nsfw, this story includes graphic depictions of a gangbang, multiple creampies, cum eating, rough sex, degrading.

thank you as always for your support!♡

tagging some people who might be interested @lasquadrahoe @beedingtears @e-lectroma @bjnurse 

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bjnurse

I won’t be able to read this for like an hour but already reblogging cuz I’M FUCKING HYPED FOR THIS!!!! 😍

Congratulations again! 💕💕💕

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LA SQUADRA AS UNCLES

( super disorganized because I sent this on my uhhh discord server, and because my brain just won’t leave me alone until I wrote this down somewhere )

Risotto is that one scary looking uncle who you can never seem to understand. He always speaks very vaguely. That, and you’re almost 100% sure he kills people for a living (and he does, in another universe, at least).

Prosciutto is the uncle who unfortunately gets weird comments from certain members of your family (if you catch my drift). He’s very successful, and some of the more conservative folks in your family/neighborhood says to avoid him because of his rather interesting reputation.

Pesci is that one uncle who’s cool with the younger folk. He’s usually very quiet/timid though, but the kids love him. He never forgets to give you gifts on christmas or your birthdays.

Formaggio is one of the uncles you rarely see (Risotto is there in that regard too). He’s honestly more like an older brother tbh??? Definitely more like an older brother than an uncle. Shows up to the family reunion three hours late with beer.

Illuso is another one that’s kinda hard to pin down too. All you know is that he’s on some sort of weird vegan diet and his instagram is very active, posting about some hipster bullshit or something about home remedies. Shows up at birthdays with a gift, though.

Melone is that one uncle who other members of your family tend to avoid. It’s not like he’s doing anything bad now or anything, it’s just that some of his decisions during college greatly affected him in adulthood. Best when it comes to keeping a secret. He saw you out at 3am drinking with friends when you’re supposed to be studying for an exam? He’s got you. He’s not telling a single soul- he’ll even drive you home afterwards.

Ghiaccio is another one of those “is this guy really my uncle??? what the fuck??” type of uncles, but only because he’s young. Like, oddly young. Say you’re 19, and Ghiaccio is like,, 21. He’s the product of your grandma going “eh, one more baby can’t hurt, right?”. Ghiaccio is constantly being teased by uncle Melone, and you’re convinced they’re the only ones who talk to each other at family reunions. The older folk love Ghiaccio though.

And finally, Sorbet and Gelato are the extremest forms of the “uncle you rarely see”.  You saw them maybe once or twice in your life, but that was when you were really young. Now you only ever get to hear about them from uncle Risotto or uncle Illuso. Whatever they’re doing, they seem happy, and their instagram page is extremely active, filled with selfies of them travelling or on some sort of dangerous, hopefully-not-illegal activity.

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I have the WORST mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs- both of them. 😩 And apparently I’m allergic-ish? Fml. I need someone from La Squadra to take care of me. 😔 I’m an itchy irritable mess. 😔 plz and ty. u r great!!! 💕💕💕

I chose risotto hope you don't mind

🌹Risotto taking care of his s/o.

°He is pretty attentive when it comes to his s/o, as well as he nags a whole lot.

°He'll know what to do and what medicine to get to treat his s/o. Risotto would be the one taking care of everything and he usually have soft words of encouragement he'd chant to his s/o to keep them level-headed.

°Papa Bear Risotto is best caretaker .. (I'll never get tired of saying that.)

_-_-_

"Don't do that."

"But it's so itchy!"

"I said don't do it!"

"But Risotto~"

You turned towards him, a pout residing on your once open lips as you were about to protest once again, only to be stopped by a hand. He seemed tense, possibly annoyed with all of your whining, but his eyes creased with the kind of gentle concern any parent would have for their child, well in this case, concern any man would have over their loving fiance.

His hand briefly lands on your cheek, soothing you as you leaned into his touch. Risotto nodded and moved to seek out some lotion. "Don't scratch it."

"Okay, fine!"

He left, and in no time did he enter with his signature lotion in tow.

"What's that?"

"Calamine lotion. It works as a cooling and soothing agent for you irritation." You pulled it from his hands as he approached, only for him to take it back with a knowing frown.

"I don't want you to waste it. Let me do it."

You cheered and laid back onto the couch, Risotto situated between your legs and in no time was he musing the swelling on your inner thighs. You squeaked at the sudden coldness, a shiver running down your sides as Risotto can only hold you in place. He gazed up at you momentarily incase of any signs of pain, yet all he saw was your flustered expression, a faint blush forming on your cheeks.

A wry smile appeared to challenge the lips he's working to keep straight and his eyes glowed a note brighter. "Little buggers got you good huh?"

"Yeah. I'm a bit allergic.. So like it just keeps getting better." He chuckled at your sarcasm, a deep sigh slipping from his throat as his hands were finally done with massaging you. Risotto wiped at any excess lotion before patting your thighs.

"There.. You're gonna be all good. I'm going to get us something to eat." He rose to his feet and gentle tousled your hair as his hands roamed through the strands.

"Can we cuddle when you come back?" You pulled at his hand, pulling him into you as you pressed a kiss to his lips and he responded with even more passion.

"Sure." Risotto pulled away with a charming smile before heading into the kitchen.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT!!! “Papa Bear Risotto?’” WHAT?!?!?! OH MY GOD!!!! I am so happy!!!!!!

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