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@bjnurse

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as much as i criticize jjba i gotta admit that kira yoshikage really is one of the best anime villains ever created if only because of how absurd his whole situation is. there’s no tragic backstory, no deep hatred for humanity, no critical “good vs evil” message in his actions, nothing. he doesn’t even have evil partners or an organization or any big motive. hes literally just a guy with a hand fetish who spends 90% of his fighting screentime running away from teenagers in a weird “catch me if you can”-esque way even though he‘s probably the most powerful character in the entire show

he tries SO hard to be discreet and not attract any attention as an office worker and be the most basic bitch to ever live (while killing women and cutting their hands off) and the reason anyone ever suspects him is because an 8th grader accidentally chose the same storebought sandwich as him. thats it. and suddenly the entire damn town is after him and for 47 episodes hes literally undefeatable. all his attacks are named after queen songs. he can blow any evidence up in seconds. he can remote-control bombs. when the heroes identify his face he.. just gets a new one. he can literally rewind time. he makes a fucking thirdgrader live through the same day 50 times a la groundhog day just because his david bowie looking ass didnt want anyone to find out about his hand fetish.

and guess what kills him. guess how he dies. a guy with an even stronger attack? the power of friendship? his long lost evil twin brother? nope. its an ambulance. a regular everyday ambulance runs him over on accident and thats how he dies. thats how the entire town is saved from kira “i fuck hands” yoshikage

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Life really be like that sometimes.

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