La Squadra Nsfw headcannons?
You ever sit there and randomly wonder what it would be like to actually kiss your F/O?
To feel their lips on yours. Their hands coming up to hold the back of your head while they deepen it, showing you just how much they love you.
today’s thought: capo sandwich.
HOOOOOOLY FUCK!!!
This. THIS right here is everything! My mind is blown. This is utterly amazing. I just.... wow! And thank you! And YES PLEASE!!! 😍
Hoooooooooly fuck! Gotta catch my breath after that one! 😍
Here’s a bunch of La Squadra doodles. I don’t think I have ever drawn them ToT
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Risotto Nero is a huge tease, more headcanons no one asked for.
- Likes his s/o to wear tight fitting clothes for 2 reasons:
- It shows of their body and he loves their body
- He can run his hands over their clothes that way without much movement (why is this so useful? Let me tell you)
- He can go invisible and sneak up behind his s/o while they’re talking with someone or out and about doing shit in their daily lives, and he can run his hands over them, gentle caresses and teasing touches that no one can see, and since the clothing is tight fitting it doesn’t move much so he doesn’t give away whats happening to others
- He LOVES sneaking up on his s/o while invisible whether its to give the aforementioned teasing touches or to whisper loving (or dirty) words in their ear while gently nibbling on their earlobes.
- Its always gentle, barely there touches so that it goes unnoticed by anyone around, but when there’s no one around? Then he can get rough. Shoves you up against a wall kissing and touching, leaving you a panting mess only to just walk off, leaving you wanting more, but not knowing where he is to pull him back in.
- It’s his (and his s/o’s) favourite game to play on his days off, just having him following them around, teasing them, making them want him. It’s a bonus for him if they have work/chores that need to be done, because their resistance and attempts to act nonchalant and unaffected while he works on slowly wrecking them really gets to him.
I have the WORST mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs- both of them. 😩 And apparently I’m allergic-ish? Fml. I need someone from La Squadra to take care of me. 😔 I’m an itchy irritable mess. 😔 plz and ty. u r great!!! 💕💕💕
I chose risotto hope you don't mind
🌹Risotto taking care of his s/o.
°He is pretty attentive when it comes to his s/o, as well as he nags a whole lot.
°He'll know what to do and what medicine to get to treat his s/o. Risotto would be the one taking care of everything and he usually have soft words of encouragement he'd chant to his s/o to keep them level-headed.
°Papa Bear Risotto is best caretaker .. (I'll never get tired of saying that.)
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"Don't do that."
"But it's so itchy!"
"I said don't do it!"
"But Risotto~"
You turned towards him, a pout residing on your once open lips as you were about to protest once again, only to be stopped by a hand. He seemed tense, possibly annoyed with all of your whining, but his eyes creased with the kind of gentle concern any parent would have for their child, well in this case, concern any man would have over their loving fiance.
His hand briefly lands on your cheek, soothing you as you leaned into his touch. Risotto nodded and moved to seek out some lotion. "Don't scratch it."
"Okay, fine!"
He left, and in no time did he enter with his signature lotion in tow.
"What's that?"
"Calamine lotion. It works as a cooling and soothing agent for you irritation." You pulled it from his hands as he approached, only for him to take it back with a knowing frown.
"I don't want you to waste it. Let me do it."
You cheered and laid back onto the couch, Risotto situated between your legs and in no time was he musing the swelling on your inner thighs. You squeaked at the sudden coldness, a shiver running down your sides as Risotto can only hold you in place. He gazed up at you momentarily incase of any signs of pain, yet all he saw was your flustered expression, a faint blush forming on your cheeks.
A wry smile appeared to challenge the lips he's working to keep straight and his eyes glowed a note brighter. "Little buggers got you good huh?"
"Yeah. I'm a bit allergic.. So like it just keeps getting better." He chuckled at your sarcasm, a deep sigh slipping from his throat as his hands were finally done with massaging you. Risotto wiped at any excess lotion before patting your thighs.
"There.. You're gonna be all good. I'm going to get us something to eat." He rose to his feet and gentle tousled your hair as his hands roamed through the strands.
"Can we cuddle when you come back?" You pulled at his hand, pulling him into you as you pressed a kiss to his lips and he responded with even more passion.
"Sure." Risotto pulled away with a charming smile before heading into the kitchen.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT!!! “Papa Bear Risotto?’” WHAT?!?!?! OH MY GOD!!!! I am so happy!!!!!!
Headcanon (NSFW) about Risotto Nero x Fem!Prosciutto?
Prosciutto is still considered the coolest member of La Squadra, but her calm demeanor is chalked up to her gender instead of her patience that irks her a little. Risotto never shows any inclination of their relationship behind the scenes with the two to them, just like Prosciutto likes it. Risotto knows when shes ready she’ll take things public, but he would never want any of the other members to think that she got to be successful because shes with her Cappo.