Hazbin Hotel: HIT X TO SAY SINNERS ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION AND DESERVE TO STAY IN HELL FOREVER
Hazbin Hotel: HIT Y TO SAY REDEMPTION IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE, AND SINNERS MAY HAVE A PLACE IN THE PERFECT PARADISE THAT IS HEAVEN
Viewer: Redemption is possible
Hazbin Hotel: *after spending a long time establishing that Heaven has mean people too, actually.* "If sinners can't get into heaven... fine, heaven has a war on its hands. Also, gay sex is gross." *sends the only straight character to heaven*
Since I’ve been using Tumblr less and less
it’s obvious to me that i’m heading to twitter!
DM me there if you want me to follow you, I know some good people here, and I guess I’ll sorta miss my 1,000 followers, but hey
we had a good ride, didn’t we?
now that tumblr has banned all porn, this is the only nsfw piece of art that is allowed to be posted
i don’t like posting it, and am actually rather disgusted by the subject matter, but, tragically, it’s the only thing we’re allowed to jack off to anymore
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no porn
no sbfp
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She’s here to help you organize your demise!
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hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
katobleps
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked
bluepaladinredlion
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
kaible
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.
hufflepuff-jedi
CS Lewis: bitch
Tolkien: blocked
CS Lewis: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
Tolkien: unblocked
CS Lewis: bitch
libertarirynn
The Lewis/Tolkien friendship was one for the ages
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WHO DID THIS.
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Anonymous asked:
Why do u like Freddie Mercury so much?
You have clearly never heard Queen’s greatest hits cause you wouldn’t be asking that question otherwise.
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estradiol
name a more iconic duo than a straight man and punishing his family for his bad mood 😍🙌🏻😩i’ll wait
thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021
LGBT person: what if instead of demanding that corporations continue shoehorning our identities into media and making us look like garbage, we opt for artists to create representation on their own terms so it’s more genuine and organic
Yall: ur just mad cuz ur straight :/
thebuttkingpost
No like actually
Did everyone forget about the trans person in mass effect andromeda who just dropped her dead name within 5 minutes of meeting you? Or when Disney said “oh yeah lefou is super totally gay in the beauty and the beast remake” and any sort of indication of that was camp stereotyping at best? That’s the kind of representation we get when people buy into passionless crap that’s just using your identity and life experience to get into your wallet.
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im here drawing screencaps while i wait for the game
