in honor of the remaster have this absurd shitpost i made a few years ago
good morning, my biggest dream in life is to be sandwiched between femshep and garrus
Great Post OP!! I have only one addition to make.
TRUE ASDFGHJKL
Can someone with experience modding ME3 explain to me how this is supposed to work…like what’s the point of mod manager if I have to use me3explorer to install everything anyway? and am I supposed to use explorer to install dlc mods or just unpack the individual files where the instructions say they go?? Anyone? Bueller?
This is all the whispers that Shepard hears during her/his nightmares. I get torn into pieces when I hear my Thane… and Garrus. Legion. Wrex. Mordin… I warn you, this is painful, but it’s still so beautiful.
painful it is indeed :3
But, Miranda…
Yvonne Strahovski sounds like she’s actually crying while delivering some of the lines, it’s completely unreal.…and Zaeed? Garrus?! Wrex?!? Tali?!?! LEGION?!?!
I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep.
OMG
FUCKING Yvonne! I’m drowning in tears.
I want to get hyped up for MEA since the hype is half the fun but I'm afraid since I spent a year of my life getting excited about ME3 and it fucking crushed me in the worst way
Want to replay ME3 on PC now that I know my Shep could be modded to look like her boxing w/ Vega wasn’t a total goddamn joke.
In reference to the post going around right now about weak/young female characters, I re-present this mod that gives FemShep buff arms for her boxing match with Vega. Go forth, get muscles, kill Reapers.
*cries*
“Gonna rewatch Fleet and Flotilla now, goddamn bosh'tet Reapers can go home.”
I’ve caught cold, again. I’m starting to think my immune system is somehow confusing me with quarians, so here’s some Tali.
Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. OW. god damn it Anjian seriously what the fuck
“Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?” “Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.”
And now the story of a family who are about to lose everything, and the one Commander who has no choice but to keep them all together. It’sArrested Developmentthe Mass Effect Trilogy!
Dedicated to the real life Tobias to my Lindsey. ♥
bioware: we’re such a progressive developer! we write some of the best women in the industry! we want to be inclusive! we don’t sexualize our female characters! we’re so great haha!
also bioware:
Confession: Still bitter that f!shep isn’t buff like m!shep.
mass effect is pretty great
I'm making a Raver'Zorah costume for Imagine and yes I know that makes no sense and totally ignores the whole purpose of the suit she wears but the point is you can't stop me