Achieving Eggcellence

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

what

Every time I see this it has me crying by the second tweet.

When the jet hits just right

when companions react and love confessions and all of that is reduced to “lol hancock and drugs”  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

fucking give me hancock falling head over heels with sosu the first time he sees them really, genuinely leading the minutemen, back straight and battle genius at play as they guide their men and women through battle

hancock stumbling over his words the first time he sees sanctuary, fully established, protected and peaceful, all of the settlers greeting sosu with hugs and bright smiles, realizing they’re not just a lone wanderer, but a leader like him

hancock and sosu discussing politics and morals and sosu getting so fucking salty over something that’s important to hancock, be it anger at the institute or the general state of the commonwealth, and hancock barely being able to keep from kissing them silly

stop reducing a chaotic good vigilante and an honestly great leader to nothing but his drug habit, especially considering how common that drug use is in the commonwealth.

Happy one year birthday to my blog! 

Can’t think of a better way to celebrate than by drawing something to go under my elves and drugs tag :3 

is hancock ever not on drugs

Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weird, interesting & funny facts

SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared

THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I don’t support any form of drug use but I know I can’t stop people so please just be safe!!!

I accidentally (Yes, accidentally. Please be careful and keep track of your cold medicines when you’re sick.) took too much when I had, like, bronchitis and let me tell you there was nothing fun about that at all. At all. It felt like my skin was violently trying to shed and I couldn’t stop twitching. Also I saw big, dark shadow people coming out of every door or closet. Don’t do it.

please for the love of god do not overdose on antihistamines especially benadryl because i will second the fact that your hallucinations will be completely indistinguishable from real life scenarios and it will fuck you up in the head in the worst type of way and it is beyond terrifying

THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY. I TOOK THIS SHIT WHEN I HAD A SINUS INFECTION AND MY ANXIETY WAS SO BAD I COULDN’T HOLD A PENCIL I WAS SHAKING SO HARD. PLS SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY AS WELL

My boyfriend in my senior year of high school took too much Benadryl and almost had a heart attack in his dorm shower. He was only 19 and had no heart problems. Cleaning staff found him slumped on the floor passed out and he was in the hospital for two days. It's flu/allergy season so remember taking a bunch of antihistamines are NOT going to improve anything vs taking as directed.

just thought I’d pass this on to tumblr, please be careful at Halloween!!

Wait what!? 

omg someone was handing these fuckers out at the art store today! as “Halloween candy” they smelled awful so i threw them in the trash! DEAR LORD! 

So they are actually doing this!

Remember everyone! Don’t eat candy that has been opened or looks SUPER SUSPICIOUS. Especially these!

have… have none of you seen a tab of E

well now that I googled it I have

But here’s the thing, this post is ridiculously uninformative, even if it were true.

I know people really like to spread the mythos that people who use recreational drugs get off on foisting them on unsuspecting people.  By and large this is inaccurate, and if it does occur it is less a function of recreational drug use and more a function of dipshitted, irresponsible people.

Your responsible recreational drug-using friend should advise you what they’re giving you, explain to you how it works, and give you the opportunity to try it out in a situation you’re comfortable in, with a backup plan to get you somewhere quiet and safe in the event of a bad trip.  And furthermore, they should always respect your declination of the offer.

If they don’t, they’re a jackass, drug-user or not.  

Plus, this stuff costs serious money.  Why give it away to strangers for a laugh? 

Let’s get off that train, it’s presumptuous and helps perpetuate that War on Drugs B.S.. And by now we all fucking know to only eat wrapped-up candies from our trick-or-treat bags and to carefully inspect or throw out anything homemade from a strange source.  Safe Hallowe’ening 101, everybody. But!  Let’s talk a bit frankly about the compound pictured here.

MDMA/Ecstasy is a chemically synthesized compound, so if you were to “eat” the “candy”, it would pretty much taste like chewing on a Tylenol.  You’d get that same bitterness from the acids.  By and large, it would be ridiculously unappealing.  Plus, the tabs are, generally speaking and most of the time, literally shaped like pills, sometimes embossed with a cool symbol.  

They really don’t resemble candies at all, and on the off chance you got a tab that was, the jig would be up the minute you put one in your mouth.

Provided that the compound in the tablet is actually MDMA, you will not have hallucinations.  You will have euphoria, elevated body temperature, and a ridiculous come-down but everything should be over in about 12-14 hours. 

If you THINK you have been duped into taking E or something that looks like E, here is what you do:

Be safe, but be informed.  And for the love of toast, don’t take unwrapped candies from strangers.

Now I will reblog this since someone sensible commented on it

No one is giving $20 dollar a pop drugs to kids

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