Cargo

(joel x f!reader, din x f!reader, frankie x f!reader) | wc: 4.9k | other fics | Ao3

summary: smuggler!joel finds you and brings you to his partner in crime, with a side of gratuitous smut and a special guest along the way (full spoiler summary under the warnings/tags) 

note: this is for my lovely @auterdelabre, and it was inspired by the line you wrote when i joked about joel using “cargo” as a pet name (and a couple other things i had to mix in there) 

extra note: i hope this can bring a lil distraction in light of the heavy reality of today, fuck fascists – just don’t fuck them

warnings/tags: mdni explicit, smut, smuggler!joel, dubcon, oral, piv, degradation, ‘whore’ and one (1) ‘slut’, truly pwp - like the plot is just p, pls let me know if i missed anything important, weds warnings: doin’ it/fillin’ it up unprotected with no consequences bc it’s fiction and in the words of Wu-Tang Clan’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard in Shimmy Shimmy Ya - Ooooh, Baby, I like it raw; f!reader is able-bodied–this time this bish has hair that joel can worm his fingers into, no y/n, likely many mistakes bc i yam who i yam 

FULL SPOILER SUMMARY: crackfic crossover: star wars smuggler!joel finds you and y’all fuck, he brings you to his partner dark!din and y’all fuck, but surprise! smuggler!joel and dark!din were your co-stars for your independent porn. your bf, Frankie (who played the Mandalorian), is just so turned on watching you edit the video that…you guessed it! y’all fuck) 

FINALLY got to read this and ooooooh boy! 🥵

That little twist at the end?! 🫠

My contribution to @bitchesuntitled GET DIETER SOBER event!

Or the Dieter Bravo Pee Wee’s Playhouse au.

Thanks @schnarfer for the puppet Pedro photo 😂

Why can I see this being what Dieter Bravo got famous for though?! 🤣🤣🤣

Neighborly Affairs

Neighbor!Dave x f!reader

Summary: Dave helps you make some daiquiris for the neighborhood cookout

Word Count: 1,149

Warnings/Triggers: 18+ mdni, nipple play, sex in a kitchen, agoraphillia/sex with the risk of being caught, infidelity, dirty talk, unprotected p in v, creampie, possessive marking/branding, cum play, mentions/usage of alcohol

Notes: I apologize to everyone who’s been waiting for updates from me for months now. I haven’t forgotten. My brain fog has been nasty, making it difficult to just be conscious most days, let alone actually think and function. I’m slowly getting better and I’m hoping that by actually writing/posting something, it will motivate me to finish my WIPs.

Sorry if it sucks, but I tried.

Thank you and I love you. 💕

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HOT. HOT. HOT.

At Night

rating: 18+

characters: Din Djarin x F!Reader

summary: After months of silent torture Din Djarin hears the sound of his onboard mechanic pleasuring herself and whimpering his name. He decides he has to do something about it.

a/n: For my sweet @almostempty because she knows why. Now, don't y'all come for me saying "That's not what happens in star wars" because I've barely seen it. This is just some smut for my slut2slut sister.

Hot damn! I was craving some Din and you definitely delivered! 🥵🥵

Guy's night

Summary: You let Frankie decide how he wants to end his guy's night...

Pairing: Frankie Morales x F!reader

Wordcount: 940

warnings: sexting (kinda?) Implied smut, alcohol

This is for @autumnleaves1991-blog Writer Wednesday :)

“You’re losing Garcia!”

“Over my dead body.”

“That can be arranged, just say the word.”

You rolled your eyes, shaking your head with a smile, as you looked at the men sitting outside on the patio. It was their monthly “guy’s night” as they called it. Usually they would hang out at some shady bar and Frankie would call you drunkenly at 3am all adorably begging you to pick him up. He was very clingy once he had some beers.

Yes, please! 😍 Love the ultimatum 🤣

stay awhile (joel miller x f!reader)

this is a gift for @ovaryacted 🤍 thank you for inspiring me to write again, babe, by being horny about slick-back joel. i love you. as ever, a huge big gorgeous shoutout to my @macfrog, without whom this fic wouldn’t be seeing the light of day. love you forever.

Ohhhh this is so sweet!!! 😍😍😍

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

This was absolutely perfect! NW is definitely a sleaze who also has a heart ❤️

What you can expect from your beef in the next bit - in poster form of course! Presented in no particular order and a few posters have already been released.

enjoy with hot with side of sin,

Yesss!!!!

More Beefro content 😍😍😍 I cannot WAIT!

You and Frankie making out with Joels cock between your lips while giving him the sloppiest blow job of his life.

Reblog if you agree.

How could you not agree with this?! 🫠

Paper Rings

Pairing: Marcus Pike x f!reader

Warnings: MDNI blog in general is 18+ go on now, get. Fluff, innuendos, panicked Marcus, cussing, think that's it?

Summary: Marcus wants to ask you an important question.

Mood board made by the amazing @jay-zzle, divider made by @saradika-graphics

Prompt by: @swiftispunk, let me know what ya think!

thank you @notjustjavierpena for taking a look at this and helping me with it! ❤️

Masterlist||AO3 Link

It’s the sweetest thing! I couldn’t be happier to have found this story on my dash. Thanks for sharing this cute and endearing work!❤️❤️❤️

Aw thank you so much!!! 🥰❤️ I’m glad you liked it!!!

Paper Rings

Pairing: Marcus Pike x f!reader

Warnings: MDNI blog in general is 18+ go on now, get. Fluff, innuendos, panicked Marcus, cussing, think that's it?

Summary: Marcus wants to ask you an important question.

Mood board made by the amazing @jay-zzle, divider made by @saradika-graphics

Prompt by: @swiftispunk, let me know what ya think!

thank you @notjustjavierpena for taking a look at this and helping me with it! ❤️

Masterlist||AO3 Link

Oh this was so sweet (pun intended).

It's canon for me now that he can pull strings to get a reservation anywhere 👌🏻

You just know he'd have it planned down to the last detail and this would have really thrown him!

Holy crap I forgot I wrote this 😅 Thank you! 🥰

It should be canon!

😭😭😭😭 crying in the club * i wish

You and me both!

HIS STAR || Joel Miller x f!reader || 2,7k

Summary: Joel and you met a few years ago, being aspiring musicians, and fell in love. Now you’re a rising star while Joel is struggling with his career. One night you come to his place and share big news.

Tw: 18+ mdni, smut, ANGST, fluff, unspecified age gap, Joel’s pov, unprotected piv (wrap it up), creampie, heartbreak, alcohol consumption, swearing. Pics are only for the mood. Reader wears a dress.

A/n: this is written for @the-orange-tabby-cat ‘s writing challenge (my ask is here). I hope you all will like the story. I’m sending everyone who’s been hurting this week a warm hug and lots of love🫂❤️ Kisses to @milla-frenchy for beta-ing😘 Dividers by @saradika-graphics 💕

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How were you able to write such hotness and heartache all wrapped up into one?! 😍😭😍😭

A Dark and Stormy Night (oneshot)

werewolf!FRANKIE MORALES X F!READER

W/C: 3500ish

RATED: E (18+)

WARNINGS: well, monsterfucking, oral sex (f recieving), rough sex, unprotected PiV sex (it's a fantasy y'all you know what to do!!). As always, if you see something, say something. Message me in my DMs, I'm happy to add something I missed.

SUMMARY: You stumble into a lighthouse to get out of a storm, and meet the handsome light-keeper, who has a secret, but is irresistible.

A/N: Oberyn and the Merling was technically my first foray into monsterfucking, but that was like teenagers humping in the back of a car...this is, well, it's as no holds barred as I've ever gotten. I hope it doesn't suck, lol. Anyway wish me luck! 💚

This was posted as a multipart fic, but when I finished the second part it made more sense to be all one piece. I may write more for these two, but as it stands, it is a oneshot.

You follow a boardwalk that becomes a path as the clouds roll in, obscuring the moon. You know you need to find cover before the storm.

Hell yeah monsterfucking!

This is a fun read! Frankie makes a wonderful werewolf 😍

Cherry Wine | DDDNE | Jack "Whiskey" Daniels/Wife!Reader

𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 | Follow @jules-onpaper for updates.

Summary: Your marriage to your high school sweetheart has been hell for a long time, but when Jack discovers your awful secret, it all comes pouring out like a wine stain on the carpet. What do you find in the dregs?

Mind the tags below.

Warnings/content: MDNI; DDDNE; hurt people hurting people, domestic violence (verbal, physical, off stage neglect), there's a mention of human urine omg I'm truly horrified that survived the editing process, off stage drug use as a coping mechanism, alcoholism, infidelity, grief due to miscarriage/child loss, oblique suicidal ideations ("you should have killed me"); explicit smut; dirty talk; piv; fingering; possessive!Jack; emotional resolution?

Word count: 2.6k I defy the drabble that could contain me

Author Notes: Part of @wannab-urs' awesome Hozier challenge! My prompt was "Cherry Wine" with Whiskey. Did I expect to trauma-dump all over it? Nope I sure didn't! But art is catharsis. And so is cowboy smut. 🩵 Banners by @cafekitsune

The front door slams shut with a bang.

Holy hell! This is such a tough topic to tackle and you have written something so absolutely gut wrenchingly beautiful! I’m gonna have to give this song a listen as well because my Hozier listening is very low

Paper Rings

Pairing: Marcus Pike x f!reader

Warnings: MDNI blog in general is 18+ go on now, get. Fluff, innuendos, panicked Marcus, cussing, think that's it?

Summary: Marcus wants to ask you an important question.

Mood board made by the amazing @jay-zzle, divider made by @saradika-graphics

Prompt by: @swiftispunk, let me know what ya think!

thank you @notjustjavierpena for taking a look at this and helping me with it! ❤️

Masterlist||AO3 Link

Oh this was so sweet (pun intended).

It's canon for me now that he can pull strings to get a reservation anywhere 👌🏻

You just know he'd have it planned down to the last detail and this would have really thrown him!

Holy crap I forgot I wrote this 😅 Thank you! 🥰

It should be canon!