imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

Timelapse of maine coon growing up. [source]

he dancin

me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much

my cat: 

A representation of my thought process at all times

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

OP. W H E R E ’ S T H E E S S A Y

When John Mulaney does impressions of him as a child, i literally just imagine him exactly as he looks currently, still in his suit… just shorter

this bitch empty, TWEET

S T R E E T S M A R T S

Keanu Reeves as Mercutio in an 80′s production of Romeo & Juliet in Toronto.

Hell, he probably played Mercutio the first time Shakespeare did the play.

i rate fox emojis

a solid fox. good rendering. looks soft. 9/10

an adorable stylized boy!! i’d give him my wallet. 11/10

a simple boy, bold lines. but lacks personality. 6/10

she is adorable and well-groomed. i love her. 10/10

this thing ravished my trash can and stole my first born. 4/10

a tiny boy! hes shaped like a friend. 9.5/10

she is round and kind. i trust her. 10/10

a distinct style, though he too lacks any depth. 7/10

he is kind. but something behind is eyes is hiding something. 8/10

darkness consumes me. 0/10

when vinny from jersey shore is more educated on climate change than the actual president

I did not expect this, but I love it