Omg @bistec-37 it's an ad for you
Omg it’s me and my ex husband aka my loser friend who was sharing a mentee with me in our child mentee program but left for his much older girlfriends mentee
Omg @bistec-37 it's an ad for you
Omg it’s me and my ex husband aka my loser friend who was sharing a mentee with me in our child mentee program but left for his much older girlfriends mentee
Fun fact: you have skin
Fun fact: 62 people die in scaffolding related incidents every year
Freaklins calling…
You picking up???
This ask came in the middle of one of my routinely scheduled breakdowns and I don't even know what to say anymore
You’re supposed to say thank you
The lamp is coming
My mouth is wide open
Who would you trust more to be president: a random person on Twitter or a random person on YouTube?
YouTube I guess? Idk anyone that actively uses elons hellhole site loses at least 20 percent of my respect (yes you too sus)
Eggs: fried
steak: none , red meat gives me rock gut
milk: almond
Alcohol: vodka cran
warm drink: cranberry apple tea with honey
Egg: scrambled
Steak: allergic so i can’t have it
Milk: soy and almond
Alcohol: don’t drink
Warm Drink: hot chocolate for sure
Tagging - @gemmahale @deeptrashwitch @glossysoap and anyone else that wants to join
Eggs: Scrambled or sunny side up
Steak: Medium
Milk: Lactose-free
Alcohol: Don’t drink
Warm drink: Coffee or chocolate
Tagging (no pressure): @islandtarochips @alypink @justasmolbard @imagoddamnonionmason @mutantthedark
@welldonekhushi @piouswolf @raresvtm and anyone else who wants to join
Thanks for the tag @deeptrashwitch
Eggs: Fried or Scrambled
Steak: I…don’t know? I don’t exactly know the difference. I just eat it.
Milk: Regular? Is that how you say it?
Alcohol: Don’t Drink
Warm Drink: Hot Chocolate
Tagging time [No Pressure]: @alypink @welldonekhushi
And anyone who wanted to try!
Thanks for the tag, Taro!
Eggs: poached
Steak: medium well
Milk: …cow? Full cream
Alcohol: Great Northern Beer
Warm Drink: Cappuccino
Tagging: @alypink @revnah1406 @efingart @whitewolfmystery @welldonekhushi and anyone else :)
Eggs: fried
Steak: well done
Milk: cow, not picky about percentage
Alcohol: white sangria
Warm drink: hot chocolate
eggs: sunny side up
steak: medium??
milk: lactose free
alcohol: i don’t drink???
warm drink: green tea or hot chocolate!! :]
tagging (no pressure!): @misty-eyed-memory @rubyjewelqueen @youjustfeelthemforever @ivaspinoza @scholarlypidgeot @gh0stj0y @nobodysdaydreams @mothtaire @scalls and of course anyone else who wants to!!
eggs: scrambled
steak: medium rare
milk: regular I suppose
alcohol: church wine (don’t drink otherwise)
warm drink: hot chocolate!!!!
No pressure tags (and anyone else):
eggs: fried with the yolk only a bit runny
steak: i can never remember the kinds so just the one thats a little bit of pink in the middle.
milk: whole milk. if im drinking so much milk its actually affecting my weight i think i have a different problem lol.
alcohol: not really a drinker. i didnt mind gin i guess?
warm drink: chai tea! or masala chai really lol.
idk just open tags
Eggs: scrambled with cheese
Steak: medium rare
Milk: usually I drink 2%
Alcohol: frozen margaritas
Warm drink: hot chocolate
@whimsicaltwine @itsybitsybatsyspider @perilmax @felicityphoenix5 @spacedykez + whoever else wants to join in!!
Eggs: anything but scrambled
Steak: no
Milk: 2% I guess?
Alcohol: also no
Warm drink: hot chocolate
Np tags @kurlyfrii @quimerathetraveler @lavender-jedi @fionajames plus anyone else who wants to
Eggs: scrambled, fried, omelette, frittata, any way really
Steak: medium
Milk: 2%
Alcohol: wine and fruity beer
Warm drink: hot cocoa, black tea w/ honey, and coffee w/ cream/sugar
Ooh so fun thanks for the tag
Steak: Medium ish
Milk: 1 percent (I don’t have much dairy so I don’t have any strong opinions)
Alcohol: fruity girly cocktails with more alcohol than you can imagine
Warm drink: Hot cocoa and sugary coffee
I’ll tag @bistec-37 @stars-and-guts @
Yes tag me in anything and everything
Eggs: over hard
Steak: vegetarian tee hee
Milk: non dairy I’m basically allergic
Alcohol: red wine (religious holidays slay) I also really like guinness tho
Warm drink: in the words of lorelai gilmore coffee coffee coffee
Tagging @isopodonanescalator @greytoafawlt
Good luck babe is just that should be me but 10% more lesbian
10% more lesbian implies that that should be me is 90% lesbian
Justin Bieber is a lesbian I thought we established this as a culture
@bistec-37 this is not going to be pretty
@pussysidon no I feel like link would be much more amicable than my current ex husband
True. My drawing of you is actually the last thing in my camera roll chat how do we feel about this
Amazing you don’t really need anything else
do not leave me within 10 feet of a garbage disposal or somebody’s going to end up with a uti
Don't give the garbage disposal a uti
Please scaw if anyone was going to give a garbage disposal a uti it would not be you
you’re my favorite mutual 😘💋
Suck my 12 foot cock @pussysidon @sus-panicattac
No you don’t understand my mutuals aren’t my loves they’re my little siblings like do I love them absolutely but are they annoying at shit sometimes yes but I still love them
i swallowed a lego
Lowkey Finn is stupid enough to swallow a Lego this is an anti Finn account hot take not sure if that’s a hot take
Is the hamburgler a racist stereotype for hamburgers?
The Hamburgler is actually leftover propaganda from the nazi regime about Jews and how they’ll steal all your hamburgers (I’m Jewish and this is 100% accurate)
would you still love me if I crawled into your urethra
👎
I would like it to be on the record that @pussysidon is sage and @sus-panicattac is seafoam
i have been introduced to wiggly paint
@pussysidon @bistec-37 whos who
I'm ou fuck because he looks like he's dislocating something
I guess bruh cause I would never say that but I do make that face a lot when I’m around yall
Also is that squirtle
we can go gyatt for gyatt
fuck that
we can go rizz for rizz
19 bucks for the fortnite card
double pump with the fanum tax
I got the aura the sigma the ligma
and livvy she say I got rizz
its got to the point that I don't even care
i got drip in the shop that I don't even wear
Erm what the sigma