himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

my mutuals are super cool I love hearing what they have to say

Mutuals please tell your pets I said hi and give them a smooch on the head for me.

"otherwise" ok and? me wiser.

GO MY WARRIOR

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Every conversation I’ve had with @stars-and-guts ever

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY BREAKFASTS ARE SO BALANCED

you guys need to stop speaking a double release of reputation tv and debut tv into existence bc i will literally run into traffic and not in a good way

the real sisyphean trial is the constant cycle of having to tidy your room

Boulders in now abandoned Dogtown, MA. In the 1930s Roger Babson commissioned unemployed stonecutters to engrave 35 boulders with “inspirational” phrases after the announcement of the stock market crash that would lead to the Great Depression.

sorry to these men but you'd think with something like stone engraving the idea of being extra careful about kerning would be taken really seriously

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

Kyle MacLachlan and Michael Ontkean in Twin Peaks (1990–1991) Chris Isaak and Rick Aiello in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

FILMS WATCHED IN 2024 Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks