Rosalie: The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think
Emmett:
Bella, human personification of Dumb Useless lesbian: Oh no!!! My truck is malfunctioning again!!! I wish I knew someone who could help me :/
Rosalie, lesbian goddess who knows everything about mechanics:
Bella tweets this after meeting Rosalie
Carlisle: Rose, for the hundredth time no, we won't kill Bella just because your dumb brother told her about us.
Rosalie:
