@giftober 2024 | Day 15: "References"

@giftober 2024 | Day 15: "References"

won the golden onion today and almost got hit by a car at school

Twilight, New Moon (2009)

dir Chris Weitz

⟡⋆˙ i relate to her so much now ˙ ⋆⟡

i too feel the urge to drop onto the floor and just lay there at any slight inconvenience

we were so robbed of a halloween party hosted at the cullen house in both the books and the movies. you just KNOW alice would've planned the FUCK out of a halloween party. edward in the most pretentious costume you've ever seen (some niche 18th century poet. bella and alice had to convince him to even dress up at all, so this was the compromise), alice in a gorgeous, historically accurate joan of arc costume which everyone spends the whole night complimenting and wondering where on earth she got it (carlisle's antiques collection. knowing him, it's probably the real thing), and jacob turns up 2 hours late in a shitty vampire cloak, white face paint, plastic fangs and the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen. edward spends most of the night glarring at him from across the room while standing in the corner pretending to sip from his red solo cup. god, what a missed opportunity.

Love this fandom lol

The Twilight Saga and text posts, part 4/?

(1, 2, 3)

twilight renaissance happening once again (in my brain)

I'm sorry, what? Alice was supposed to kiss Bella and give her flowers? Not only in front of Bella's new boyfriend, but in front of her own husband as well? Absolute power move. A bi-icon. A polyamorous queen. Love that for her.

Here’s a better one.

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

see it never even occurs to me that you can fight & kill vampires. that’s not my first, immediate thought when i see them. not the penetration i have in mind

If the people of Forks made memes:

Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy