REALLY don't like where this is going

Sorry To Bother You (2018)

REALLY don't like where this is going

there's either a small snake or a giant slug in my kitchen but ill never know because i left my glasses in the other room

what kills a slug that won't make a snake attack me

the internet said salt kills slugs so imma just toss a bunch of salt all over the floor and hope it dies or evaporates or something

so i ended up throwing salt all over my kitchen floor, texting my fam to keep my dog out of there, and going to bed. i woke up to my mom finding "piss-like-goo" all over the floor because the slug/snake had melted. and apparently that slug thingy was "a regular" who "visted often" and my mom named it gary. rip to gary i guess

imagine showing up to your sidechicks house and her blind son is there this time and he just throws acid on you bc he can’t see and you end up melting into a piss-like-glue

hmmm I'm not sure I'm liking the narrative of my mom fucking a slug named gary

They silenttttt

Anyways, if you’re having trouble breathing or just trouble sleeping at night bc of respiratory distress, try proning (tummy-time) yourself for a few hours. It’s an medical intervention they do in the ICU, and that’s what’s being recommended rn for covid-19 patients during nursing cares or even to proactively do for themselves if they’re not ill enough to be hospitalized.

There’s research on it if you want to google.

Maybe all of this is happening for a reason.

blue days

blue days

My soul is rose gold.