@bisexualhomophobejohnwinchester
Wait, if you're not bi, why is your handle bisexualhomophobejohnwinchester???
Carlos chose it for me. He's having a good laugh about it so I figured I'd leave it for now (guy could use a laugh...it's a nice laugh).
I am neither bisexual nor a homophobe. I don't agree with the lifestyle, but I figure it's none of my damn business what other people do.
What they do obviously has nothing to do with me, a straight man
Ah its okay... i kind of thought the knives would come handy on the hunt with losy.
And uh, lata told me Mary's off at college so I never actually asked her
Ah, gotcha.
John, have you heard of polyamory? You could date Mary and Carlos, even Lata. Polyamory is fun!
Poly...
Yeah I've known plenty of dudes doing that but it doesn't sit right with me. Didn't know there was a fancy name for sneaking around on someone with a bunch of people.
But even so, we're all in the same friend group. There's no way they wouldn't find out about each other and any one of them could kill me. I like to think I'm a little smarter than that.
Hey so uhm.. i kinda sorta needed practice with these knives before i start hunting and since mary is off to college... i think maybe you could help me out?
Mary told you she was off at college?
Well, she is. It was just, uh, kinda sudden and I didn't realize everyone knew.
Anyway, sorry, I don't know much about knife fighting.
Men be like fighting wars and the war be bisexuality
A worthy cause
Mary, not...not like this. I WANT to be happy with you but not like this...
"lengthy criminal history"
what did you do, john winchester. what. did. you. do.
A bunch of stuff that's exactly none of your business
breaking: john winchester is the only heterosexual on supernatural prequel show
I'm glad someone believes me...
DRAKE RODGER as JOHN WINCHESTER and MEG DONNELLY as MARY CAMPBELL
The Winchesters, S01E09
I'm putty in her hands. I don't think I could take it if anything ever happened to her.
If not bisexual why have the bi flag in your profile picture?
Carlos has one and I was sitting in front of it when he took the picture. He set up this thing for me. He thought the name was a funny joke too.
I don't think it's funny, but it makes him laugh so that's fine.
John John, listen to me, get some help, you really need it
Hunting?
The more I can do on my own, the less others will be in danger. That's a good thing.
Poor Mary, she gets beat up by men of letters way too much, at least she didn’t sleep with this one, I guess
Wh- what?
Don’t worry about it John, it’s after your time
That's not nearly as comforting as you seem to think it is.
Poor Mary, she gets beat up by men of letters way too much, at least she didn’t sleep with this one, I guess
Wh- what?
This guy touches one hair on Mary's head he'll wish I'd killed him
Since you're so against setting your friend up with a vampire...I feel obligated to let you know that your eldest son spent a year in purgatory getting railed by one
Purgatory isn't a real place. I don't have a son.
Well, 1) it's very obvious that you guys are not NOT a thing and 2) you and me? We might be strangers but I'm pretty sure losy and mary are convinced I'm a vampire when in fact I am not
Yeah that's exactly what a vampire would say.
Not hooking my friend up with a vampire.
Johnathan, be nice. Why would a vampire want to hook up with me?
That's a ridiculous question. Have you met yourself?
I mean, wait...
You're probably his favorite blood type or something, I don't know. Can vampires smell that? I feel like they can small that.
Well, 1) it's very obvious that you guys are not NOT a thing and 2) you and me? We might be strangers but I'm pretty sure losy and mary are convinced I'm a vampire when in fact I am not
Yeah that's exactly what a vampire would say.
Not hooking my friend up with a vampire.
Johnathan, be nice. Why would a vampire want to hook up with me?
That's a ridiculous question. Have you met yourself?
I mean, wait...
