jack thinks holster in glasses is super hot and he asks him to keep it on during sex even tho it gets in the way and is v clunky ๏‿๏
alternatively, holster finds out that jack wears glasses and never wears them but one time he ran into jack wearing them and he basically pounced on him ◉‿◉
[slamming fists on table] YES YES YES YES YES
two hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred klingons
just don’t let go, bat.
mewtwo is savage
I need more pokemon shaming
0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo
a few pokemon of varying quality
Dinah Lance in Green Arrow #3
A more accurate description of Pokémon Go teams.
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
BUT GUYS. BITTY GOT THROUGH A CHECK. DO WE NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT JUST HAPPENED. HE DID IT. HE'S FREE.
at chowder’s wedding
Someone: haha is this the first time you’ve worn no Shark merch?
Chowder: Of course not!
Once the reception begins, Chowder reveals that his suit is a breakaway suit, and underneath is all his ~fancy~Sharks merch
but hear me out here
chowder compromises and doesn’t actually wear any Sharks merch BUT
the wedding is at an aquarium in front of the shark tank and there’s cerulean frosting on the cake
Jack’s jaw has gotten so much more square since the start of this comic
A callout post for goalie snowy:
1) that much eyeliner but you couldnt be bothered to fill in your brows.
2) your mask is off you dont HAVE to drink water like that
3) why do u look like they forced you to be there. No matter where you are
4) why is your hair so pointy. You wear a helmet.
at chowder’s wedding
Someone: haha is this the first time you’ve worn no Shark merch?
Chowder: Of course not!
Once the reception begins, Chowder reveals that his suit is a breakaway suit, and underneath is all his ~fancy~Sharks merch