to the world we dream about and the one we live in

We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

omegaverse au twotl happening in my dms…

As an excuse for not knowing their character sheet after 20+ sessions

i’m not saying i ship it but if liluka were a thing, this is how i think it would go

gonna go to a reddit filmbro circle and tell them there's gonna be an american psycho remake where they change patrick bateman's name to patrick bateperson. played by atheist bale

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

damn right he is

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

Other slashers must be so jealous of the Candyman. Imagine going to your monthly slasher meetings in your weak little human skin mask while Daniel Robitaille strolls in with his massive fur coat and chiseled jawline purring about his victims. How lame would you feel...

Paying two extra drachma to be seated in the splash zone of the greek theatre so Clytaemnestra can douse me in agamemnon's blood

for anyone who missed it

For your consideration: Jason and Kyle unknowingly attend the same Uni and accidentally meet for the first time since their stint in space with Donna.

cecil gershwin palmer is the most character ever

how old is he? no fucking clue. what does he look like? he doesnt know. he fucks every scientist he comes across. nobody knows what he’s capable of. his mom told him he was going to die and then immediately dipped for the rest of his life. his dad is a tree probably. his sister is completely normal. he regularly gets displaced into random realities and just rolls with it. he might be immortal. he’s afraid of mirrors. he’s gay. he’s even jewish.