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He/Him - ENG & ESP - My Discord is also birdthebanana - Vib-Ribbon enthusiast
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después de un largo en tiempo sin utilizar Google Canvas, así decidí dibujar a el adorable murciélago adorabat conociendo a patana Trufillo 🐦🦇.

キャ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

After a long time without using Google Canvas, I decided to draw the adorable bat adorabat meeting patana Trufillo 🐦🦇..

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wishvolo

[ID: Kayemme is on robot forme Wave's monitor, green rather than red, saying "Man you really need to update your graphics, where's the colors?" Wave responds with a "nah".]

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bidoof

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

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hungwy

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

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blipblerp

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

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gorps

No the finger would stop it

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

no the finger would stop it

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

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The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

no the finger would stop it

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mothtowers

no lie this picture is fucking breaking my heart. the teenager who made this way back when really went for the throat with the tagline "where everyone is happy". No "where you can fangirl freely" not even a melodramtic "where the strange and wonderful can meet in peace". Not a single reference to the tumblr culture of the time. Just the most primal, gut wrenching urge of an awkward high school student to long for a place where not only they, but also everyone else can simply be happy. I hope you found your happiness random blogger, wherever you are.

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agen-tonari

Agen Tonari (& Ben)

Shoutout to Méko (The creator of Bunny Maloney) for making this masterpiece of fanart!!

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sarahkomik

i CANT STOP WITH THE INTERNAL JOKES

ecru pulls out a hand grenade out of his paint eating ass

(yes it’s the pulling guns outta nowhere gag from bunny maloney)

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